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And evil takes a human form in Draco Malfoy.
Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
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HARRYS FOURTH YEAR MOLLY XMAS JUMPER IS A GREEN SWEATER WITH A DRAGON IN IT?
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i never get sad when harry marries gnny and leaves draco post hogwarts cuz a decade later whos gonna be the one having a crisis over his wife and three kids while the other spends his marriage happy and loving his wife and only kid? not draco thats what MFKSNFMMF
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so i went thru the teams physical descriptions and heres what i got:
draco is such a tall guy that harry had to take 7 years to even catch up but looks like a small baby when with his quidditch teammates...like its not even fanon he rly is just like this
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harry shakes dracos hands in 1st year making draco watch his words more but harry goes crazy over another thing: draco wont stfu abt his dad. "harry! today my father said-" "i just received news from father that-" "look harry! my father sent me clippings of-"
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speaking of pregnant draco. draco who experiences false pregnancy cuz harry keeps doing breeding talk and how hed like lots of kids somedays and that made draco have false pregnancy symptoms and was devastated when he found out it wasnt real
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(※trace) boy am i starving but i have so little timeeee i can only do this fn...... also tom doesnt blush thru his face its somewhere else :3
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ngl this is the funniest reaction to the sectumsempra scar ive seen so far😭 harry u CRAZIE
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dont fight me if u do it ill doodle one crying draco and make u feel bad. do u rly want that
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im crying...the fiendfyre ptrmr illust.....dracos beautiful hair finally not combed back...his hold on harrys waist..this is the most beautiful picture ive ever seen in my lif
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250 galleons for the pic💖
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it's your birthday! feat. dudley's half eaten cupcake from the bin #ハリーポッター生誕祭2024
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draco time travel fix it but its right before the sorting hat ceremony so draco makes a split decision to beg the hat to put him on gryffindor to try and be close to harry and he actually manages it. only to be horrified when the hat screamed slytherin during harrys turn
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movie harry: i know what u did malfoy😡 u hexed her didnt u🫵
book harry: *so stunned that draco is CRYING that he just stood there until draco noticed him himself* 🧍♂️
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hello thank u for 1000+ follows!!!! ive only been here for like 2 months and its so fun... ill do my best to make more⚡️🐍🍏 food!!! and also others 😊
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need to put him in my mouth. why he looking so angy
i dont have interest w any hp merch but that one draco mini figurine where hes like 😈 haunts me. hes such a lil baby
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overtime they start dating and harry thinks thats the end of it but 14 yr old malfoy STILL nonstop talks abt his dad "my dad says hes still getting used to it, but he doesnt mind us dating!" harry cant believe hed be jealous of lucius freaking malfoy, but he is😭
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i love him
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while drawing this i told my waif "ive never felt so horny in my life"
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rereading harry and dracos first meeting again and its just a tragedy in the making... ycan tell that draco loves socializing and despite his moments of gloating he still asks questions that harry can respond to, forgets to ask abt harrys blood and surname until later
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hi thank u again for the follows😭😭😭i have no words just giving these scrunklies as thanks
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postwar drarry started dating
ron: but u rmb he was our bully right
harry: oh its cuz he was conditioned to think like that
hermione: but he still made our school life hard?
harry: he was forced by his parents
draco: harry yknow im not
harry: but u wouldnt kill anyone
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book1: harry thinks snapes an enemy, turns out to be an ally
book2: riddle feels like an old friend, is actually voldemort
book3: sirius is an escaped convict, turns out to be framed and wants to protect harry
book4: trusts moody, turns out to be an impostor
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i like the idea that draco isnt harrys type at all. too light haired, too pointy, too uncanny to be ur regular handsome guy. and yet he cant resist looking over the slytherin table two tables away watching what hes doing everytime
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harrys obsession in finding out what dracos deal was in hbp will never not be funny cuz not only it didnt rly matter in the long run but also it got to a point where he talked sm abt him that hermione and ron would Deliberately ignore him when he starts😭
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kinda feeling like. drarry who liked the other at diff times. draco who pined for harry during his school years, then started to move on after right at the same time harry realized he likes draco. what do u even do from there
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i love the fact that book hp just has plain black robes as a uniform and wizards have a weird understanding of what muggles wear esp w purebloods cuz that just means harry has not seen dracos legs not even while wearing pants and thas a dangerous ammo to have
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sev nooooooo he has his airpods on he cant hear us warning about the danger oh nooooo
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the more i read the more draco hate gets funnier cuz i get more context on how draco bullies and its lit just him being a big fucking yapper😭😭 ppl hate him for being Annoying godbless...lucius malfoy did more damage honestly
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"Harry was now marking Malfoy so closely their knees kept hitting each other." how is this a line from the books
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everyone at hogwarts should be glad that draco was never in harrys circle of friends. theyd flirt fight like hermione and ron and its WAY worse. draco would say the most scandalous things and if anyone but harry responds to it hell reply "oh he wasnt serious" "WYM IM NOT"
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draco went from duking it out w ron in first year to hiding behind crabbe and goyle from NEVILLE and crying and moaning after being beaten up in fifth year. i just know all the students around him were bulking up while he remains twinkified. i cursed him that way
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ive been working on this but like w the slowest pace imaginable for some reason
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i love the plots where draco gets possessed by the diary instead cuz can u imagine lucius reaction when he realizes he got his son dead. ik he would be in shambles and clingier than ever
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need book harry to release the transcript of what he and draco talked about during the half hour hes with him in the forbidden forest 1st year era...whys he gatekeeping it like do u honestly think draco would walk quietly there and not yap
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draco is so accidentally woven into the main plot its p amusing to see 😭 like why is it written where defeating voldy hinges on the fact that draco disarmed dumby and that harry disarmed draco so hes now the owner of the elder wand
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MMFMFMF THEYRE JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER 😭😭😭 lucius thinks draco has found another confidant to replace him while harry thinks draco would rather talk abt his dad than hang out w him when in truth draco just loves yapping abt ppl he loves
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minerva banning gryffindors from meeting up slytherins bc they keep fucking and breeding them and it wouldve been fine but draco is now 2 weeks pregnant cuz of it and enough is enough
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harry and draco got into a fight bc draco doesnt understand why harry wouldnt indulge in expensive decor for their home. harry gets annoyed by dracos rich pompous ass that he eventually agrees but makes a lactating statue of draco instead so draco can stfu abt it
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forever curious what happened w harry and draco when they were partnered up in forbidden forest detention. they were atleast walking for like half an hour until the unicorn. what did they say to each other...u cant tell me they werent arguing abt stupid shit
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@scarletpapava
he didnt know harry has started slipping him fertility potions lol...hes in for a surprise when hes due
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idm if everyones the same but i think itd be funnier if mione got put into ravenclaw and nev to hufflepuff. its just ron and draco in gryffindor😭😭 harry was going "NOT GRYFFINDOR i dont wanna be where malfoy is!!" and so the hat happily goes aite slytheron then
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ron was out there snickering at dracos name like wheres that judgemental ass when harry was naming his kids i think he needs it
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draco: (makes potter stink badges, calls hermione a mudblood, unintentionally hexes her teeth)
harry:
snape, to hermiones teeth growing: i see no difference
harry: I WISH I KNOW HOW TO DO THE CRUCIATUS CURSE
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draco is such a tall guy that harry had to take 7 years to even catch up but looks like a small baby when with his quidditch teammates...like its not even fanon he rly is just like this
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dracos status during 7th year is interesting: he attended 7th year, but was never mentioned when neville was keeping the trio up to speed, its crabbe and goyle who tops in torturing instead. we know that voldemort uses draco sometimes to make him torture ppl
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movie harry: I DONT GIVE A DAMM WHAT UR FATHER THINKS, MALFOY😡 hes vile, and cruel. and youre pathetic
book harry: (radio silence)
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"i hate harry james potter" i say, and then i trip and fall to the ground. dozens of photos spill from my pockets, all revealing my harry wips. i panic "this isn't what it looks like," i say, frantically scooping all the pics. "these aren't mine i swear." more photos fall.
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draco puts on slacks for the first time after only wearing wizarding robes and loose undergarments b4 "is it supposed to constantly press on my fanny like that"
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hbp harry is so funny hes like 'im so mad at snape..dumbledore trusted him..malfoy? yeah i dislike him for being into dark arts but he did lower his wand and couldnt kill dumbledore, hes fine (draco has let death eaters in hogwarts that almost killed bill, draco bullied him)
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