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she had a marvelous time ruining everything

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4 years
crying
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7 years
i want this to happen to me once in my life
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i have never laughed harder in my life
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8 years
*hears & sees what drunk me did* "that wasn't me that was patricia"
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5 years
we’re about to see everyone we went to high school with on TV awww
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'COPS' to start filming in San Antonio with Bexar County Sheriff's Office
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2 years
my super republican, trump liking grandparents voted for beto. i think abbott is done for
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4 years
I THOUGHT THIS SAID CORONAVIRUS DINOSAURS IM DEAD
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Evidence of huge carnivorous dinosaurs discovered in Australia
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8 years
niosa college night & a spurs game? rip san antonio
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3 years
first question i ask a guy: “do u know who @FlatlandCavalry is?” that determines so much
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6 years
no one: me: @FlatlandCavalry
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9 years
"you will go to all your classes tomorrow"
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4 years
who else love @FlatlandCavalry as much as me? we need to be friends
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5 years
i want all this to be over so i can go to a @FlatlandCavalry concert 🥺
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10 years
promposal 😍😭💗 http://t.co/u1T6IA20S8
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@_tooturnttori
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5 years
all my tik toks get taken down so enjoy. this is how i’m about to have to graduate
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9 years
he's perfect 😭❤️ http://t.co/hHNiSZiAoa
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9 years
lovin this shirt @TexasHumor
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@_tooturnttori
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4 years
if u haven’t almost drowned here, have u really floated the river
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The comal chute , if YKYK
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@_tooturnttori
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7 years
$30 tattoo vs. $100 tattoo. ya get what you pay for & i learned my lesson. 🙂
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5 years
some people see this & think people are being overdramatic but let me tell ya it’s the worst feeling ever
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9 years
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@_tooturnttori
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4 years
my pedophile ex who shouldn’t be on social media is talking shit about my tweets???? boyyy go back to ur 12 year old & worry about yourself ALEX MORONES
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9 years
when he's texting another girl & you're sitting right next to him
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4 years
“why can’t i find a boyfriend??” me at the wedding:
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9 years
I hate how unhappy I am with my body. I get so insecure once summer comes along.
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6 years
i don’t have money for my birth control & my mom goes “then don’t get it” ..ok grandma
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7 years
I LOVE MY JOB
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2 years
i’m 10 days no alcohol if anyone cares 🥺
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9 years
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4 years
bro i can’t
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8 years
20th 💋🎉
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5 years
no one: my apple watch:
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Remember to fucking breathe 💯
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4 years
👩🏼‍🎓
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6 years
adderall is one hydrogen away from meth 💀 what even
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3 years
i got a full time veterinary assistant job 🥳🥳
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3 years
my job >
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8 years
so my sister sent this picture of our dog to me.... lol wut...
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4 years
bro we’re gonna roll u down a hill
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Texas DID stay Red. Thanks to all the volunteers & candidates who worked so hard to make this happen. Every statewide race and the Texas House and Senate remain Republican. God Bless Texas.
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4 years
HAPPY VIRTUAL GRADUATION YALL. WRECK EM
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8 years
our neighbors are pretty funny ngl. 😂
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9 years
#WeCantDateIf you're a liar. :)
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but i mean i got my bachelors of science in animal science with concentrations in pre vet & companion animal & a minor in chemistry
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6 years
i have class in the morning but ya know i gotta listen to this 100x @FlatlandCavalry
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9 years
I go from Twitter to Insta to Snapchat over & over again. it's sad.
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5 years
brooooooo
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i need a @FlatlandCavalry christmas album
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bro💀
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4 years
is this cyber bullying...lmaoo
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8 years
#WreckEm ❤️🔫
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6 years
i have less than $10 to my name
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Charlie Sheen is having a "dire financial crisis," has "less than $10 million to his name"
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6 years
how y’all 22, 23 & still wanna go to south padre
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6 years
y’all voting for people who don’t want planned parenthood but most of y’all are the ones who need it...🙂
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4 years
student loan debt
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👻👻👻
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5 years
i’m the person that says “bless u” to a dog when they sneeze
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I loved my prom dress :) http://t.co/anvRyNST6y
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7 years
you’re girlfriend is so insecure she makes you delete all your girls friends on everything...? sounds like a healthy relationship 🤷🏼‍♀️
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3 years
it’s hard to want a “real” job when i made $50 an hour tonight
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9 years
do you ever just look at all the stuff online from PINK & cry bc you're broke
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AH
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5 years
this is how 2020 is going
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8 years
5 years ago i was on MTV made. you're welcome.
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7 years
i'm now a vet technician! 💘🐶🐱
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she said 👁. 👄. 👁
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this girl just said she tested positive for corona & i saw her out on her snapchat....y’all scare me
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4 years
🍷
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8 years
the cops came last night & i started crying saying i didn't wanna go back to mexico
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6 years
idk how some ppl can be ok with no job & not going to school...aren’t you bored
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5 years
what my mom just sent me!!!! @FlatlandCavalry
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me x3
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😛
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6 years
ok we are at the age where having babies & getting married is normal meanwhile i’m getting drunk every other day & haven’t had a boyfriend since high school
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i broke alex’s phone be he was sending around girl’s nudes & y’all called me crazy..i knew him very well & homeboy was not okay
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first night in vegas vs leaving vegas
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i haven’t posted a pic of myself in a while
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@JuanInaMiliiion omfg can u mail that to me
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cinco de i fucking died
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u can be going 90 in a 65 in san antonio & someone will pass u & flick u off for going too slow
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one time i went home with this guy & i told him i didn’t wanna do anything so he let me sleep on his bed & he slept on the couch. a king. all men should be that way.
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6 years
i think partying at 17 made me realize i want to keep partying at 21
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my 21st was great thx
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my job told us to file for unemployment. this shit sucks for servers
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i love my job
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10 years
THIS IS AMAZING LMAO 😂😂😂 http://t.co/TcTNxAbEt7
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tik tok took down this great piece of art so i’ll post it here
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6 years
i’m never drinking again. unless someone wants to go out tonight
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4 years
when i got fired from seaworld i had to explain to my mom that alex showed my ass to everyone so i had to break his phone. awkkkk i was like 17 lmao
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I can't with my mom http://t.co/lqBWGJrgcH
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