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Introvert posing as an extrovert @blociconldn_
the bloc
Joined December 2012
So if we’re all getting rejected from these jobs, who the hell are they hiring?.
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What kind of terrorist eats cake from the back?.
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The Queen is 93 and is still whizzing in a bussdown. You people cant tell me they’re not giving her new organs every six months.
The Queen was spotted for the first time since the Duke and Duchess of Sussex revealed they were stepping down as senior royals. Read the latest here:
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You think I’ll ever feel bad about robbing this England? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
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I want to marry into a rich family were the Dad has no sons and sees me as his son and then shows me the ropes of the family business, resulting in me receiving his inheritance. I don’t have time for this 9-5 thing.
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Whoever is FaceTiming their mate is a real g.
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I’m skinny. The cold you’re feeling and the cold I’m feeling are two different things.
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I’d rather go somewhere fun and do some sort of activity so I can get to know you inside out than just sit behind a table and eat.
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One thing about East London when the fireworks start they won’t end for 30 days and 30 nights.
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Lol speak for you own mother.
WE ALL HAVE THAT ONE AUNTY WHO COOKS BETTER THAN OUR MOM.
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Just because you paint your toes white doesn’t mean they look nice btw.
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On everything I stand for, if my children, nieces or nephews come back to me like this, all hell will break loose on this earth.
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Thank God I worked from home this week. Lord knows I would’ve been viral. I would scream like Rema.
A power cut on the Elizabeth Line has left passengers stranded on the train for over two hours between Paddington and Acton Station
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My friends don’t care.
How many surprise parties have you had in your life??.
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Bare birthdays this month ffs. Pls don’t invite me to birthday dinner, I’m not hungry anymore. There’s rice at home.
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This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen.
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I find it weird when people lie to me about things I didn’t ask about.
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This Ben started the evil. How can man burn Louise with a hot spoon.
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Didn’t get any present for Christmas so I’m going to dance for my aunties and uncles till money falls out of their pockets.
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Why do people take my tweets so seriously? Pls I’m here to chat shit and go.
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They’re upset over these small boy tweets? Looool if only the could see the TL, way worse things have been said. #loveisland.
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Some people in my family don’t have papers yet. I’m not risking the tweets.
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lips bigger than mine and im not talking about the ones on my face 😍 — I’m gonna get lip reduction because what is this? Sometimes ask about my day
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I miss being jobless im ngl. There’s just a certain freedom that comes with it.
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I eat rice with a spoon. Cancel me if you want, it’s not you that’s going to be my wife.
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Headie should be James Bond.
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You’re who ghost should’ve cheated on Tasha with wth.
In the land of #POWER we wear high slits to business meetings, honey. 💅🏾 #POWERTV TONIGHT @ 8pm est on #STARZ . #QuinnPhillips.#PowerStarz.#PowerSeason5
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Somebody let the UK Government and media know, they can’t overshadow us with Madeline McCann.
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Lord, protect us from all evil and keep our soul. Guard our going out and our coming in. From this time and forever 🙏🏾.
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To the people who owe me money and are buying concert and festival tickets. Don’t turn me into a bailiff x.
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Do you know who Shatta Wale is.
No African artist can perform like wizkid & burna boy.
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Teachers always try move me but they don’t know I’m friends with everybody.
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I don’t know why but I find that no makeup look with eyelashes so appealing.
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That slap had a lot of tech involved. The execution was top tier, she didn’t even have a proper angle.
Only in a Ghanaian house you’ll get slapped during a prank🇬🇭 it’s the “Ohw” for me🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The day I get my car, I’m not even gonna tell anyone, just gonna pull up on my boys on the block and shout bus wankers.
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Some of the things I’ve heard about myself from other people shocks me sometimes. I actually don’t bother anyone.
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I leave London for a week and now the buses are saying “Please hold on, the bus is about to move.” lool I’m gonna get mad.
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From now on the minimum requirement to enter my accom is beverage or food. Bloody freeloaders. I’m broke.
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Not my Ghana. I’ll tell you that for free.
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Hottest box on the square, had man willing to die for it. Stacey fockin Slater.
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Ayyy run me my fucking cheque.
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It took less to get to narnia.
CROSSING TRAIN TRACKS AND GOING THROUGH THE WOODS FOR A MOTIVE???? Stardog is KILLING my pipo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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One day I’m going to show my mum Oloni’s threads, so she knows she really got the lucky end of the straw with me.
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Can’t wait for my sister to bring her boyfriend to my house. The pressure me and my brothers are going to apply. He’s going to wish he never chose her.
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I brick up too easy. Sorry.
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If my future employer is watching, I hope you see how determined I can be when I have a goal.
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When you get the snap and she starts posting throwbacks, don’t message her. Make her wait a week.
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