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Beer, punting and football lover 🐎

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@_tbods
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4 months
Been in Airlie beach for 5 minutes and some bloke has just invited me back to his hahahahah how does get fucked sound 😂
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@_tbods
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2 years
Mum just asked what I wanted to do this morning .. replied well the first jumps in 20mins so I’m going to crack a beer.. the response wasn’t pleasant 😂
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@_tbods
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10 months
Just another excuse to have a 9am beer
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@_tbods
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1 year
The Tax office can seriously go get fucked. Payed over $40k in tax and I’ve got to pay more. No wonder no body teaches in rural and remote areas their is zero point.
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@_tbods
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1 year
Can’t wait for the 7 hour drive home tomorrow after a 12 hour session 😂🍻 it’ll look maroon after enough beers if we get flogged right ? Also happy Ramornie day 😍
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@_tbods
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9 months
Still can’t believe some bloke stood at my table yesty at the races and bagged me out for driving to Melbourne and attending the races alone. #wanker
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@_tbods
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7 months
A week of beers, golf and swim up bars 🍻⛳️
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@_tbods
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10 months
Only way to fix a hangover 🤕
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@_tbods
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6 months
That Ben scarf trying to be Tim naki is just embarrassing, what a drop kick
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2 years
When did kids start to hate sport and pe? It was seriously the best hours at school. Play games and not write anything. I just don’t understand 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@_tbods
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1 year
Sitting in Terrigal bowling club and the average age has to be a good 78. No wonder I’m so single going to places like this 😂😂
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@_tbods
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2 years
SKY ONE IS GREEN?! WHAT THE FUCK I CAN NOT DEAL WITH THIS
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@_tbods
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3 months
Club twirled in worse places 🍻 what a beautiful course. Wow just wow!
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@_tbods
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2 years
Only person in the pub at 6:15 on a Friday. Some would say I have a problem. I say everyone else in town has problems
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@_tbods
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1 year
Local Bowlo is doing breakfast one Sunday a month, im the only one with a beer in front of me? Not sure who had the bigger problem, me or the rest of the locals 😂
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@_tbods
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2 months
Fuck depression sucks. Getting to the corner on a Monday arvo and choosing left to the home gym over the right to the pub was tough.. and it’s only Monday 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@_tbods
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2 years
Had a bad day, come home from work and cried. Proud I went for a run instead of the pub 💪🏽
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@_tbods
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1 year
J.kah. Get absolutely fucked.
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@_tbods
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1 year
Rate this highly
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@_tbods
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4 months
Golf, races than footy.. is there a better way to spend a Saturday? 🍻
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@_tbods
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7 months
Signing up to play lawn bowls to play lawn bowls or an excuse to drink schooners at 10 am on a Sunday 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@_tbods
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7 months
Mondays off work are fab 👌🏼
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@_tbods
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2 months
Hardest thing I have ever done was sit my mum down and tell her about my struggles and depression. Check in on ya mates, family, anyone. Just remember even if they say ‘yea im good’ some aren’t ok
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@_tbods
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4 months
2nd beer in at 639 on a Friday morning sitting at the airport, how good are holidays ⛳️ 🍻
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@_tbods
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10 months
Mum dragged me to gossy dogs for a beer and punt… what a terrible Tuesday night .. 🍻
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@_tbods
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1 year
Root early on a Friday night how good!
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@_tbods
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5 months
A weekend of beer, fires and friends finished with a trip to the river, peaceful Monday 👌🏼
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@_tbods
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2 years
Anyone that takes 1.50 for a 2yo is silly.
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@_tbods
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9 months
Declaring 9 down. Suck fucking shit ya cocky cricketers
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@_tbods
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2 years
You know the local cop is good when she walks in the pub and goes ‘high chance of rbt in town tonight lads out of town cops are here’..
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1 year
Watching this video of my uncle gives me goosebumps. Growing up in the game, this is a dream come true. So glad someone captured it for him!
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1 year
𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙'𝙨 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙛 🖤 💚 Watch how The Everest unfolded from the perspective of the owners of THINK ABOUT IT! 🗻 @Aushorse_TBA | @ProvenTbreds | @PrideRacing
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@_tbods
Tegs
3 months
Who in their right mind goes out for Chinese lunch and gets home at 1am 🤦🏽‍♀️ it’s been a rough Sunday 🤒
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@_tbods
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7 months
Played bowls, some bloke shook my hand with his left hand… with a ticket with his number Hahahahahah get fucked 😂😂😂
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@_tbods
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9 months
The look the chick just gave me when she asked if I wanted to order a coffee and I replied ‘na but I’ll order a beer’…
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@_tbods
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1 year
Can confirm hard solo is bloody dangerous… it’s a rough Friday
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@_tbods
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10 months
Thoughts on the pub owners missus (who was working at the time) picking the $5k joker.. what an absolute joke.
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1 year
Sorry to the bloke in the Land Cruiser I just hit off the tee on the second at Narromine GC whoops
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9 months
Why don’t motels sells rooms for single people like I don’t wanna pay for two people when I’m not good enough for anyone and gotta holiday alone 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@_tbods
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1 year
Running a half marathon before work, think I need a bigger town to run around 😂 sorry to the houses I ran past about 8 times
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@_tbods
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5 months
Zinger box and Carlton dry long bots watching the footy, happy Friday night 😍
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@_tbods
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8 months
First multi of the nrl season, first multi lost by 1 leg, ah nothing has changed
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@_tbods
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10 months
Went to bed at 4:30 it’s 10:15 and I’m on my second hard solo.. fuck send help
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@_tbods
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7 months
The races may be on for now.. until the jockeys arrive anyways
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2 years
Just a chick who will be asked 100472974 times why she isn’t in a dress at the races.. get use to it after a while 🙃
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@_tbods
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1 year
Happy Christmas Day punting friends !
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@_tbods
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2 months
Buying yourself beers in ya birthday to make yourself feel special 😂🤷🏼‍♀️
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@_tbods
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2 years
Gonna be the unpopular option but your team is losing, you broke a record cool but it’s a team game. Stop the carry on and play on
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@_tbods
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2 years
6 hours of burning done, a while left yet! Lucky I bought a case of beer!
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10 months
The most boring and overrated day of the year.. thank fuck for the NFL
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1 year
Just got told I have good self control for not having a beer Monday, little do they know that’s because of the zero self control I have from Thursdays - Sundays 😂
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@_tbods
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1 year
Quarterback on Netflix if your an NFL lover like me !
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1 year
Just read Maher has 1000 horses on his books? Sorry but how is this allowed? The bloke would be lucky to know the name to half of them surely…
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1 year
School excursion 23’ getting paid to fish 👌🏼
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@_tbods
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6 months
Learning to fly how… guess it’s a $15 pub feed not Chinese for dinner 😂
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@_tbods
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2 years
Backed the raiders at $6.50 because I thought Brisbane were due to lose.. hahah Happy Easter 😂
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@_tbods
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2 years
Imagine if J.Parr could ride 55kg
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7 months
Trainers sticking with country jockeys has paid off again👏🏼 congrats Doug and Kayla!
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6 months
About 20 beers deep but still isn’t enough to watch the dragons 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@_tbods
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1 year
Sunsets, beers, fire and music.. absolutely nothing beats it
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@_tbods
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8 months
Day 23 without a beer… fuck I am never having another bet which results in a 31 day alcohol free period.
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@_tbods
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2 years
You know you’re getting old when you Sunday consists of- no hangover, groceries (260km round trip), pub feed, lawns mowed and a roast tea…
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4 months
Not a huge fan of phones but thank fuck for them when you holiday alone, which means sitting in a pub drinking alone 😂
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9 months
38 degrees still at 7pm.. oh I can’t wait for winter
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9 months
The 7 week ‘getting on the piss because I’m bored’ has come to an end. Back to work tomorrow.. better find some motivation quickly 😂
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@_tbods
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2 years
Before everything went to shit 🙃
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@_tbods
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2 years
Found out I have compulsory professional learning the 2 days of Wagga cup. Fuck I am far from happy. First time in 7 years I’ll miss it 💔
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@_tbods
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1 year
Can $1 zinger burgers be every day, my lord that was amazing 😍
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1 year
Had my 1 bet, 1 beer and 1 win for the year, cya’ll in 365 days to go again …. 😶
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2 months
Nights are boring when Snapchats down 😂
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2 years
Saturday mornings consist of cleaning the house and racing the clock before the first 🐎
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11 months
You know you had a crack when it’s 430 and you’re still hungover af 😷
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7 months
Think every weekend should be 4 days. Cracking time fishing 🍻 🎣
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@_tbods
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2 years
T.Schiller with a hold my beer for Saturday slaughter.
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22 days
What the actual fuck on think about it? They thought about it too much
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@_tbods
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10 months
Day for it
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@_tbods
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1 year
A jockey that learns their lesson. Credit to j kah.
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@_tbods
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2 years
Rest Easy to one of the best judges you’ll know, Dean Lester !
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7 months
Going to pub the pub in a dragons jersey… might take a spare shirt 😂
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6 months
Been in the club since 9:45 this morning, wonder when I’ll get kicked out
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7 months
Been watching Scheffler hit the ball in its intended direction for 4 days straight, full of confidence and can’t wait to go out and spray every shot on the course tomorrow
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12 days
Ned Brockmann. What an absolute incredible human !
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2 months
Can I have something that jmac has.. just something small, the blokes a fuckin freak, horses just run through walls
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1 year
Fire, footy, music, beers and a party for 1. Saturday arvo and night done right ✔️
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@_tbods
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3 years
Hole 26 Dubbo! HOLE IN ONE YEWWW
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11 months
Dangerous day to be a schooner
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2 years
Phones on 15%, theirs a blackout, pub doesn’t have a generator, club has a generator but doesn’t have a TAB and stupid imparja TV doesn’t show the racing on 7. Today can get in the bin 🚮
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10 months
Walk in the pub, look at tv and see ‘lead me on’. Lunch and arvo payed for easily now 😂👌🏼
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10 months
Dallas might make my bender go for another day now.. useless muppets
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2 years
Farm ✅ Lawns ✅ School work ✅ Big sat morning time to relax and watch a few races ! 🍻
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2 years
Bikinis and cocktails, jokes footy shorts and stubbies 👌🏼
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2 years
Ben Thompson in tears. How good is racing !
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10 months
How is a chicken and cheese burger nearly $6. What a stitch up maccas is becoming
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2 years
Should be illegal for airports to not have a bar. Most boring joints and all I want is a beer
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1 year
If anyone finds Tegan’s memory from last night/ yesterday I’d really appreciate it back … pub crawls are fun until the next day 🙃
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2 years
New year in style
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1 year
Don’t understand why coffee shops don’t open Sunday mornings.. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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2 years
The price of groceries is insane. I live alone, don’t eat snacks and aren’t a huge eater. Would hate to know a families food bill each week !
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2 years
Gold Coast producing an early contender for blunder of the day… wow
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2 years
Note to self if playing golf at West Wyalong ever again… wear sunscreen but also swap cart seats after 9 so both legs tan not just one 🤦🏽‍♀️
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6 months
Netball on a Sunday after a 15 hour Saturday sesh… rough
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