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"Bro can you believe Ohtani deferred all his money like that? Doesn't his agent know anything about net present value?"
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On Friday night, a 38 year old jacksonville single mother sat on my face for upwards of 45 minutes. Colors are brighter, sounds are clearer, and food tastes better. I understand poetry now.
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I have seen a security hologram of him,,,,,; killing Yuenglings
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@shamus_clancy
An Eagles-Bills tailgate with fewer than 3 deaths is considered a dull affair
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@INDIEWASHERE
If bad guys drank milk, why would Homelander from The Boys be obsessed with it?
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@lukeallen742
@madisonharrigan
Aha noo earth don’t increase your global temperature and sea levels, you’re so sexy
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What a way to start a new college football season. Last year didn’t happen
@CoachJeffHafley
. Let’s be great today.
#YouJustGotHonchod
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Summoning circle, hope this works
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 Hot chick 🕯
🕯 in leather pants to 🕯
🕯make out with me 🕯
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If you don’t want to pay for drinks this Memorial Day Weekend, bet you’re tax return on Michael Block to MC this weekend
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I am going to do something nobody else has the gall to do:
On June 1st, I will be bringing back Vineyard Vines. The Whale used to mean something, and soon, the world will be reminded of its significance.
Thank you
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You are not “unhinged”, you are 26 years old and work a 9 to 5. You pay rent on the first of every month, and haven’t come close to missing a payment. Enough
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Hi 👋
@GeorgiaTech
@gtadmission
!
My son (a HS Senior) is very interested in GT, the ASB trips especially! They look so enlightening.
We were wondering if your YUKON trip will be heading to Chile or Peru between the Fall 2022/Spring 2023 semesters.
Could you send me a quick DM?
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A bunch of 13 year old little shits outside Wawa just asked if I would buy them Juul pods.
I said “Fuck no, but if you need someone to buy you dip, I’m your guy”
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Hi 👋,
@floridastate
@FSUAdmissions
!
My daughter has recently applied for the University Freshman Scholarship and is thrilled about her (potential) 4 years in Tallahassee!
We’re wondering where and when you host Saw Con at FSU, as we saw nothing online. Could you DM me please?
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Hello there,
@NCState
@applyncstate
!
My son and I were putting the finishing touches on his College of Education app. We were wondering if you could help us out and please send us a DM.
We spoke to Candace regarding our questions, and would LOVE to get in touch with her again!
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@dylan_dethier
Quite often, I am enjoying a 6 hour round of golf to myself. And quite often, the group behind me asks if they can “play through”
Every time, I give the same response as Tiger. No thanks!
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My 50-year-old yoga teacher just texted me, asking if I wanted to “go kayaking” with her and some friends tomorrow.
Folks I hope this answers any questions regarding whether or not I still have my fastball
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Ripped tuxedo pants are a small price to pay for eternal glory ☎️
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If you think you deserve a place on the dance floor, you gotta get by me.
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Hi! Good morning
@EastCarolina
!
My son has already applied as of two weeks ago, but I had a question regarding his future in Greenville.
He plans to study Anthropology, yet we did not see info on a YUKON program. Other schools typically have this.
Could you DM me pls? Thanks!
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For a few months now, I was thinking there was something missing in my life (a gf), but yesterday I shot a 79 in golf and realized where my priorities truly lie
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Hi there,
@ClemsonUniv
@TigertownBound
! Hope your Monday is going better than mine, LOL.
My daughter has sent her application in, but we had a few questions that we’d love a DM for at your convenience.
We didn’t see any info about Saw Con. Could you please reach out to help us?
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This one is for all the haters who think I’m not gonna conquer this Monday
bruh why are u reverse parking at 7 am in the dunkin donuts parking lot. it's not that serious
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Me, pulling up to Longhorn Steakhouse tomorrow for a 4:45 dinner with my grandparents:
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Good afternoon,
@TempleUniv
@admissionsTU
!
My daughter submitted her application (a Fox hopeful!) but we just had a couple questions—feel free to DM if you wish to keep it private.
First, we were wondering if TU has any precautions in place for the new Ligma COVID-19 variant?
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Hi, good morning
@UNC
@UNCAdmissions
!
My son is a 17 year old high school senior, thinking of applying early Action by October 15th.
He has a few questions about your loose COVID-19 restrictions, and what you will be doing with LIGMA policies moving forward. Please advise, thx!
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"The Princeton is technically for sale, but the zoning restrictions wouldn't allow for a knockdown. Anyone looking to buy it is making a real estate play. There's about 24 lots around it that can be built into luxury condos. Anyway, I'm in my second year at Northwestern Mutual."
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As many of you know, the most exciting time of year is upon us—college admissions season!
I've already had the pleasure of building countless relationships with institutions along the Atlantic Coast via Twitter DMs, so this year, I will be trying something new! Stay tuned.
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I went on a Hinge date last night. It was NOT going well, so I began an incessant rant about cryptocurrency.
I’ve all but guaranteed that she will never reach out to me again, while not having to be a dick
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In college, I used to show up to class like this and ask to borrow pens from hot babes.
Shockingly, it never worked
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Hey there 👋
@colgateuniv
! Happy Monday!
My son (a prospective applicant) and I were just checking out your majors for his selection on Common App. Specifically, we were drawn towards the Astronomy/Physics and the DN programs.
Could you please point me to people I can contact?
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@oochotd
@bethanyantonia
@HarryCollett04
Why did they give him a wig? He looks much more like harwin in this (man rocket alert 🚨)
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My parents said dinner would be ready at 6:30. It is 6:31 and dinner is not ready yet. Is quarantine a living hell for anybody else?
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@themoonpriv
Daemon didn’t want to bang her; he wanted to be seen with her. Took her hat off/ran away so she’d run after him, she even called his name.
He told viserys they banged even though they didn’t! That was his way of making a marriage claim
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Hello 👋 from Latrobe, PA
@WakeForest
@wfuadmissions
!
My son and I sent in his ED application last week, but we still had a couple questions about life at Wake.
Are you able to shoot us a quick DM regarding your YUKON trip? We couldn’t find where it will be next year.
Thanks!
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I don’t often get serious on the timeline, but if this Afghanistan situation isn’t resolved soon, I may have to intervene.
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Hi,
@PittTweet
@pittadmissions
—hope your Monday is going better than mine! LOL!
My daughter is filling out her application, and she is thrilled about your Rolling Admissions process. She hopes to hear back ASAP!
She is wondering, however, if there is usually a Saw Con at Pitt?
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Crazy how good I feel wearing a scumbag adidas tracksuit.
@pjurkovec
heisman campaign starts at high noon
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@kailyn004
@INDIEWASHERE
You mean to tell me the guy who let a plane full of civilians die is the villain?
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👋 Hi there,
@UMassAmherst
@UMassAdmissions
!
My daughter is filling out her application and was asking about UMass APPAIRA requirements? Other college apps have clear sections dedicated to this.
We are quite interested in your University, and want to properly apply!
Thx!
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1 seed clinched folks
To those wondering, the Sixers chain STAYS ON during sex!!
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Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is funnier than giving my 7 year old cousin the middle finger
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Yeah man, great call on the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company shirt. That thing is fucking sweet!
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Sir, Honcho just sung “Take It Easy” by the Eagles at karaoke night
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If your room looks like this, PLEASE give me your thoughts on this Israel/Palestine situation
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Additionally, I would like to personally thank NC State for being the only three time
#YouJustGotHonchod
award winner! Congratulations to the Wolfpack family. Let's hope they win a fourth this year
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@sensodyne69
If a chick paid for drinks on a date, she’d be getting an engagement ring. Ideally, she would offer to pay for that as well
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Bill O’Brien is building a monster, Matvei Michkov is a Flyer, Jalen Hurts has thrown zero interceptions in training camp.
Let’s be great today
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Guy behind me at citizens bank just asked me to tone down the F bombs.
Brother, it’s Game 4 of the World Series. What do you want me to do?
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Will
@NCState
fall for it a third time?
Excited for new opportunities against Rutgers, Maine, Duke, and UCONN (that joke makes itself!)
Already having active direct messages with a number of these schools, I may bring an old friend out of retirement this year
Go Eagles!
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@mikegolicjr
So, to start, he is a Cali surfer bro type who moved to Virginia in the middle of high school (remind you of anyone?)
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If you call yourself a “degenerate gambler” you are not only definitely NOT an actual degenerate gambler, but also the biggest loser of all time
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This Fall, you can find me wearing either a gold, maroon, or white Adidas BC tracksuit:
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@CCDSports
@SoxPatsCeltsBs
@VerdugoFanClub
@Thomas_Carrieri
That was Clement’s fourth step IIRC. Classic Boston media machine with their revisionist history
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This girl asked me what I did for a living last night.
I said, “I fly those planes that have advertisement banners hanging from the back of them”
Game, set, liftoff
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Just settled into the loft in sunny Tampa, Florida! Can’t wait for what 2021 brings!
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@BaileyCarlin
As someone who was at the Capitol on J6, I must say, it was more peaceful than what everyone was led to believe.
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Hi, good afternoon,
@Mizzou
@MizzouAdmission
👋!
My son and I spoke with Wilma last Thursday regarding his application and potential participation in your marching band if he enrolls next Fall. Could you please send a direct message and get us in touch with her?
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Enough is enough,
@NHLFlyers
. I’m here to save your season.
Please send
@GrittyNHL
to pick me up at the earliest convenience. He will know where to find me
The Philadelphia Flyers have relieved head coach Alain Vigneault and assistant coach Michel Therrien of their duties. Mike Yeo will serve as the Flyers interim head coach.
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Folks it’s a good thing they don’t have gators 320 down the middle of the fairway, or else this fella would have been in big trouble!
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🚨DEVELOPING SITUATION🚨
I’m three espresso martinis away from buying a fedora.
Please stay tuned
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Babe, wake up, new Steve Harvey fit just dropped
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The lady at the Florida DMV made me put down 5’9” on my new license instead of 5’10”
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“I’m not perverted; I’m just Italian,” I retort, as they escort me out of the Home Depot for hitting on the employees
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If your car looks like this, DO NOT worry about Joe Biden’s tax plan
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@BCAlumni
@BostonCollege
If I had a class in a lecture hall, I’d be sitting in my mod — with my boys — hammering beers like a fucking legend
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