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i love when people are Half nationality + Half Race 🤝
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I bought myself another house 🏡.
I still can’t believe I own two properties, but we’re here and I’m stoked
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Your Government rolling out stage 4 load shedding during exam season where everyone is at home writing online, without generators, is the thought you should have playing in the back of your mind when you vote on Monday.
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My Dad created a WhatsApp group with all my siblings that I’ve never met, and then said nothing.
We’ve been sitting in silence for weeks😂
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Imagine if you guys invested this same energy to the list of exposed rapists
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I must leave my Mercedes Benz at home and buy a Polo Vivo?
Its the fact that you could be spending on average R3200 a month on takeaways.
Why don't you buy a Polo Vivo ma'am?
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popular EPL accounts ending up just being african is finishing me.
you go so hard for united, wdym you’re from pretoria???😭
South Africa has finished 3rd at AFCON.
We win together
We lose together
We fight together.
I am proud of Bafana Bafana
Ronwen Williams, my hero.
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my car installment has gone up, to the price of my dream car that I didn’t buy because I couldn’t afford it lmaoooo
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The way ‘I’m barely’ is written here >>>>>>
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the dollar would be R50 if we stormed the jse 😭
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 Paris Stock Exchange Euronext building taken over by protesters.
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he’s talking about 4 times rugby world cup winners mind you
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everyone under 50 in south africa who drives an urus or a g wagon must start the rest of this year in jail and prove their way out.
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amadlozi sound like such bad vibes man.
you have to beg to finish your degree, stay employed, have some friends, find some love - every damn day, y’all fighting for your lives for regular things
I was today’s years old when I found out that idlozi can even deny your friends, they can fully say no to your friendship and there’s nothing you can do about it 😭😭
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Imagine seeing your car on Twitter park itself in another african country when you last saw it in a parking space at konka 😭
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My phone showed me a captcha in Zulu and I can’t stop laughing at ‘ngingumuntu’ 😭😭😭😭
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In the middle of nowhere, with no transport that goes there. Looters must have used Harry Potter’s Nimbus 3000
A very sad day In Motorsport
#SA
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race cars destroyed in fire during looting in
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Bigfoot Express Freight
Thoughts with Sun Moodley Andrew Culbert and team
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Paid twitter won't even be funny
Its the broke niggas that are funny
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This is a dance of people who are going to EAT the money 🫣
VIDEO: Apparently this is how Mandla Msibi celebrated after being elected the provincial treasurer of the ANC in Mpumalanga. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Paying 1 million to fry sausages and have the oil jump onto your tv stand is insane
A new lifestyle estate in Soweto called Orlando Towers Estates has launched off-plan sales for apartments, with apartments selling for R1 million.
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Mwelase to Mageza, here we go! Full agreement completed — Mwelase legend joins Mageza NgoBisi side on forever deal 🚨⚪️🔴
Mwelase has accepted — it will be signed and official soon.
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sir, YOU need girlfriend allowance
I need advise guys please.
I earn 9.5k, so how much should the girl friend allowance be?🤔
Help the brother out
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People’s faces are permanent too, but you man call them 2s right in their replies during the day while others are awake to see
I don’t think roasting peoples tatts is fair bc like, they’re permanent and all ☹️
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the traffic department says you can’t collect your license during load shedding, because its too dark and they can’t see😭😭
white guy says ‘okay, but what if I borrow you my torch’ ?
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corporate south africa is not for black south africans.
once you touch crucial management and strategic positions, you will FEEL the fire.
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Cassper still comes out the loser here, because how you let a man filming in front of his mum’s wardrobe bait you into a physical fight?
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My mothers grave was lost in a flood. The aftermath of this is an eternal pain.
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He’s ironing on the kitchen counter- there’s nothing that can be done for him.
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I don’t know why nobody told me that Colgate removes surface scratches on cars. We thank Allah for the internet
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the circular screen? i have never laughed this hard at other people’s hard work, im sorry 😭
I reckon the girlies are gonna love this new Countryman
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tv smelling like lamb chops😞
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black graduates graduating from anything other than LLB, Accounting, ENG and Medicine don’t get celebrated with the same ‘yaaaas black excellence’ enthusiasm
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I can’t believe photosets of keys in the kitchens of strangers have you guys unraveling so spectacularly.
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Facebook memories says I collected my car on this day last year- how time flies!
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in tech there’s something called ‘fail fast’
do the thing, you’ll either fail quickly and cut your losses, and learn what works and doesn’t
or you do the thing, and it works out great.
but the key is, to DO the thing that scares you.
All these crazy ideas and a whole lot of fear of them failing. 🤧
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The Hawks needs to invest in a team of undercover baddies - order will be restored in NO time
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ThickLeeyoncè will find a way to bring her weight into anything.
She could be reading a Eulogy, and start by saying ‘As a fat woman, I noticed the deceased was a very nice person’
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@ayandaaa
@mfazomnyama_
Dreams are not a group assignment Ayanda.
Her dreams to run a household are as valid as your dreams to start a bank. Feminism exists so women can be whatever they want.
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R Kelly has a hand in so many songs, that he’s effectively made it impossible to completely ‘cancel’ him, because outside of his own singles, he wrote for ALOT of artists, in a lot of generational hits.
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i love when something big is happening in law, because o LLBafo fight tooth and nail on here, and its always such a glorious sight as an observer.
in just 2 hours, they’ve told one bra to stick to RAF, and have named LLGqom ‘Legal Wise’
stuff of legends man ♥️
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unemployed AFDA graduates somewhere weeping
CASTING NEWS: Keabetswe January stars in telenovela
The 19 yr old ‘O Jewa Keng’ influencer bagged a cameo role on the SABC show last year.
She will make her debut on
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Someone who's sexually attracted to public transportation. Metro bus, Metrorail and the likes.
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‘what’s your favourite colour?’
‘SHARK!!’
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lots of english to say uyahlupheka
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‘they can just decide your husband is no longer worthy and tell you to leave him’ ayibo duduzile, you went back to your ex 7 times ??????
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I need car manufacturing to realize that there is nothing wrong with a point a to b car.
You don’t have to drive prices up for ‘starter’ cars by adding unnecessary bells and whistles.
What do you need a digital speedometer on a picanto for? Be so serious rn
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you and bra shakes where gyrating all over richards bay, and I never stopped you - why can’t I hang with the homies???? 😭😭😭😭
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You guys do realize that the guy on the left was busted for actually being a fake lawyer...right? That that’s where the jokes stem from?
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you’re gonna get promoted in 3046 😭
Clock in, Do your job, Mind your own business, Clock out, and Go home.
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my last day at this job today.
2 awards in just under 2 years at a top 4 bank?
idk, I think I killed it!
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Also, ‘iPedi’ is disrespectful and you guys know that. Why do you insist of referring to people in the same light you would refer to inanimate objects?
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y are you guys think piece-ing this ?
yes, dream car went up too and is still not affordable, the point was, my car installment went up THAT much, and at the rate we are going, the transition from affording your life to not affording it is only a matter of months.
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Tech Twitter is never as embarrassing as CA(SA) and YMCMB Twitter 😭
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Here’s a picture of my grandmother laying hands on my car, after she asked if i had won the lotto or what 😭😭
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whoever conflated Comp Sci, Information Systems and IT into one big mysterious block called IT, sucks so hard.
makes conversations so murky because you’re busy discussing interfaces and encapsulation, nangu umuntu ubelesele ngama IP 😭
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racism in corporate sa is so well practiced, even hr doesn’t know how to tackle it
everything is within the guidelines HR has set. it’s not foo loud, never obvious
you just always end up looking like a mad man.
a person who loves to complain- never grateful to sit at the table
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