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Cape Verde striker enthusiast
Aberdeen
Joined February 2019
Hibs signing a player accidentally after playing him in a nothing game to then accidentally play him when he’s suspended to put them out the cup is fucking incredible patter.
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A debut clean sheet against Gibraltar is like losing ur virginity to a prostitute.
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The football hipsters mind cannot comprehend clearing it when being pressed by 2 players in his own box.
The thing with Patterson’s mistake here is that if the pass had worked - and it was close - Scotland could have played around the press and run at N Ireland without a wall of bodies for the 1st time tonight. It’s exactly what he should be trying 🤷♂️
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Baldy will be arrested for having flares so close to a fitba stadium 🤣
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Wonder if the huns will start calling Ryan Jack ‘shagger’ as well or does it only apply to rapists?.
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Ralston using his “I laughed at Neymar during a 12-0 defeat” to defend
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Really hope they wheel Gascoigne out next to tell them to drink responsibly.
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Steve Clarke about to open the euros with 90 mins of the most disgusting anti football you will ever witness, can’t wait.
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In Scotland that’s a booking for Payet.
Lyon vs. Marseille is brought to a halt after Dimitri Payet was struck on the side of the head by a water bottle thrown from the stands 😳
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Just as well the players are used to playing entirely in our own half.
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Grand national would be 10x more entertaining if they let these protesters handcuff themselves to the course and watch them get kicked to fuck by the horses.
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Anyone scheduled to play Dundee away in December/January is already getting one anyway.
❌ There will be no winter break for the Scottish Premiership club's next season 🔽
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The cheek o them, they’ve announced £76 million in revenue the same week that Livi said they can’t afford to run VAR for an extra Scottish Cup game and wonder why the leagues not competitive?.
GG absolutely trashing Scottish football in his Atlanta press conference. I mean, he's not wrong but Christ 😬😭
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Rubezic for no reason whatsoever at least once a game.
A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation. 😬
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Mitov saving a pen and then immediately claiming the cross fae the corner, I do not miss Kelle Roos.
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Ramadani comes in for 100k, played his heart out and took to Aberdeen like it was his boyhood club, earns us 10x what we paid for him and gets himself a move to a top league, don’t know what more u could ask of him.
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Nathan Patterson when’s he’s nae at an empty ibrox against wee teams who give them 80% possession
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When you have to switch ur season ticket to the main stand because you’ve not met the minimum cocaine target for the game
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“If we get beat heavily tomorrow it’s peters fault, if we get a result I was coaching” I love him already.
💬 "I am looking forward to the challenge.". Neil Warnock spoke exclusively to RedTV after being appointed as manager until the end of the season. RedTV subscribers can watch in full now ⤵️.
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The rest of the league should just play better to close the gap tho 👍.
Celtic 'set' for record breaking £112m revenue as Fergus McCann ally gives ominous Rangers warning .
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If I were an English club, I’d avoid him like the plague, awful player, would be a massive waste of money, if they want to sign any Aberdeen player I’d highly recommend Shayden Morris, be gutted to lose him but he’s earned a prem move, start the bids at £5 million.
English clubs are monitoring Aberdeen striker Duk, he has 13 goals & 6 assists this season in Scotland after Darren Mowbray signed him 🏴🇨🇻 #transfers . Duk joined Aberdeen from Benfica on 50% deal for free, now attracting interest from English clubs for the summer.
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A huge addition to Glaswegian tinder.
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We’re heading back to Hampden but it’s Queens Park (a) in the championship
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Hope the club grows a set of balls n calls that out for what is was because that was the most outrageously corrupt refereeing I’ve ever seen, we won’t hear of it in the media past Monday but that happens in an old firm and it’s front page news for 2 years.
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Awful big chat from a guy who got kicked out of soul bar greeting 😂.
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Stephen Glass every second half:.
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👔| Kilmarnock are in advanced talks with Derek McInnes about the possibility of him becoming their new manager. Full details👇.
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Celtic fan from north east moaning that Aberdeen can’t fill their stadium to capacity is some laugh.
@04Ess11 Boil my piss that lot! 🤬 Was only 14500 attendance last time out of a capacity 20800! And every time we beat them they roll out the standard phrase, ‘there’s a huge gulf in resources’. There always will be but if they actually sold their seats they could have lots more! 🤬.
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1st August 2020 approx. 18:15 when we’re 3-0 down but RedTV reckons we were unlucky
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Jonny Hayes coming off the bench against PAOK last season.
🇮🇳 This Indian Man has just been found in a cave. It’s alleged he’s 188 years old. Insane.
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Aberdeen proving u can celebrate a last minute winner without trampling the disabled, far superior club.
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Aberdeen releasing 2 of the horniest kits on payday, Data Dave I Ken fit ur up to and it’s working.
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McInnes and Docherty on the touch line when Dundee play Killie
Tony Docherty appointed manager!. Dundee Football Club are delighted to announce Tony Docherty as the club's new manager. Read the full statement on our website. #thedee .
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You’d be chucked in Cornhill for telling us this would happen a year ago
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This fallout with Ramirez and his Mrs would’ve never happened if Uber Ears delivered to the far isolated village of Westhill.
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“I’m 49 with two dodgy knees and could run faster than Niall McGinn” should be made into a banner and hung across the RDS like the Di Stefano quote was.
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Leigh Griffiths only turns up against Aberdeen and to underage birds gaffs.
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Good morning to everyone except those who want Rangers to win the Europa League because it’s “good for Scottish fitba”.
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Imagine what could’ve been if Klopp wasn’t an arse and wanted his fucking 17th choice keeper back.
My Aberdeen team ran Celtic closer than Rangers, says Adam Rooney.
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Miovski in training against our defence all week.
🎬 Highlights from another successful #WolvesDisability half-time battle!. Thank you for your support 👏
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We should take that money and buy Hibs to use as a B team to develop our academy players in the championship.
UPDATE: Girona have agreed a deal worth £6.8m to sign Aberdeen striker Bojan Miovski. The clubs are close to finalising the finer details of the move. Personal terms are not expected to be a problem, with Miovski keen to join the LaLiga club who are in this year’s #UCL.
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David Martindale really got the best out of him at Livi.
Greenock Morton forward Jay Emmanuel-Thomas has been arrested in connection with the seizure of £600,000 worth of cannabis at Stansted Airport. The 33yo, who has also played for Arsenal, Ipswich, Bristol City, QPR & Aberdeen, is due to appear at Carlisle Magistrates Court today
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The highlight of this was one of the stewards telling abody the club would be fined 5k for every snowball thrown 😭😭😭.
The HJK Helsinki vs. Aberdeen game has been paused by the referee due to Aberdeen fans throwing snowballs at the HJK Helsinki keeper. 😂😂😂. 📹 @archiert1.
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Imagine going through the shite hearts have been through this season, only to not get a ticket for the derby cos some English kid and his da can film themselves for 90 minutes 🤢
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Nothing short of fucking beautiful.
Christie walks away in anger as the Romanians celebrate 😂😂
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If I was Alistair Johnston, I’d be pretty embarrassed to be getting bodied by 5 foot 8, 33 year old Junior Hoillett.
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Warnocks gonna walk into Cormack park Monday morning to Shayden Morris dishing out skin fades and walk straight back out again.
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Bringing on 2 attacking players for 2 defensive ones at half time when defending a 1 goals aggregate lead deserves so much credit, Glass looks to be some manager.
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Miovski brought in to replace a Ballon dor nominee while Shanklands playing hide and seek while his team haven’t won a game all season 😭.
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It’ll be a very long time before we see a player of his attitude and ability to come in and play for us, hope he tears it up in Spain.
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What's the most short-lived moment of happiness you've ever had? 🤔😍.
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Streets won’t forget winger released in the MLS? Dave Cormack get ur chequebook out we’ve got our next Hoillett.
🚨🇨🇭 Xherdan Shaqiri, available as free agent as he’s just terminated his contract at Chicago Fire. Mutual agreement and Shaqiri, now able to pick his next club.
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If I were Dave Cormack I’d be sat in the Allianz cheering myself up by spending more money on new players.
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What if we just never lose again? Is there a plan in place for that?.
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Me on the First game of 17/18 season, seeing Jonny Hayes on Celtics bench, Niall McGinns fucked off to South Korea and our captains gone n signed for Rangers
Imagine if nobody ever broke any offseason news or trades and the only way we found out players were on different teams we’re watching the first games😭.
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There’s a fit centre half but it’s David bates
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Special mention to Tom Rogic vs Aberdeen, Kevin Van Veen vs Aberdeen, Craig Storie that one game v Celtic and Declan Gallagher in possession of a baseball bat.
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Clarke is now in the same spot Mcinnes was with us, where it would be a pretty harsh sacking based on what he’s done but it’s starting to go downhill, best case for abody if he left on his own terms before it gets really ugly.
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Rangers and Celtic coming to Pittodrie and running the game start to finish is unacceptable, letting Motherwell do that is a criminal offence.
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My heads going to be sent to mars when we’re holding onto a lead vs one of the old firm and they announce 57 mins of additional time.
SPFL Premiership set for World Cup style stoppage time as fans told to expect marathon delays.
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Great to see Pittodrie rocking tonight and buzzing to get back amongst the goals. See you all in the next round 🙌🏼⚽️.
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I canna be the only one that thinks the reaction to Dave cormack tweeting out a bit of harmless n cringey patter is a tad over the top.
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Joe Lewis and John Beaton really have spent the season competing to see who can cost Aberdeen more points.
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50/50 to start, sell them by block and give the rest to them if we can’t sell out, pretty boring seeing this debate come up every single time.
EXCLUSIVE! Aberdeen seek 50-50 Rangers ticket split for Viaplay Cup Final as Dons primed for pivotal SPFL meeting | @gavinberryDR .
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Imagine sat on a Sunday morning going through Aberdeen v Killie highlights to see if you can make it all about Ryan Porteous.
Blatant cheating is fine though depending on the player that does it. No BBC headlines, no witch hunt, no sportscene analysis. Where’s angry Jim calling out the officials? @AberdeenFC
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A huge blow blow for the already struggling hospitality industry of Aberdeen.
Pape Habib Guèye has joined Norwegian side @KristiansundBK on loan until July. Everyone at AFC wishes Pape all the best during his time in Norway and look forward to seeing him back at Pittodrie for next season.
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The Hibs board at 2am phoning David Gray to tell him he’s caretaker manager again
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Announce a month of crying Tims over ticket allocation.
The Dons will face Celtic at Hampden Park in the @ScottishCup semi-finals which will take place on the weekend of 11th/12th April 2020. #StandFree
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I need Scott Burns announcing that we beat Hibs to the signing of Vicente Besuijen.
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It’s not Christmas till SportBible tweets the 1963 Boxing Day results.
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Alan McGregor having a crisis between fair play and being ultra staunch and booting the ball away is sending me.
Stop what you're doing right now and watch this! 🤯. Malik Tillman gives Rangers the lead in controversial circumstances which infuriates the visitors 😠. Michael Beale then steps in and orders his side to allow Partick Thistle to score 👏🔵. #ScottishCup | @ScottishCup
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Pie and Bovril if he didn’t tweet about Aberdeen an average of 19.43 times a day
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He may be daft at times but I love him, guaranteed entertainment.
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I’d rather 3 stands empty than 3 stands full of old firm fans.
900 Celtic fans crammed into a small corner of a football stadium whilst the rest of the stadium lies half empty. What’s wrong with this picture. This is the face of Scottish football. Clubs would rather have empty stadiums than give a better allocation to Celtic Fans ? Crazy ?
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Ryan Jack might be the least intimidating person on the planet who’s actually getting fear if he squares up to u 😭.
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Cos we’re winning the Cinch
Yeah I take it all back, the dons are not winning the Clydesdale.
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