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@_realhuncho
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unpopular opinion : Carlo Ancelotti is a better manager and has a better football legacy than Sir Alex Ferguson
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first ever panenka penalty scored in 1976 by Antonin Panenka .
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arabic commentators are the best 😂, he roasted sterling 😭.
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make this guy dey careful sha, Davido and now Burna, them no dey tell person 🧏🏼♂️.
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i meet → they dont listen .someone to davido. ↑ 🤦🏽♂️ ↓. i leave.
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let’s be honest, ruger is not better than bnxn in any manner.
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future is better than eminem and it should be common knowledge
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these three legends in their prime . - start one .- bench one .- sell one
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forget the fake hype people give pounded yam, Eba is the real GOAT of all swallows.
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if elon musk launches his hotel in mars and people are already living there when Jesus comes back to earth, does that mean Jesus would go to two planets at the same time 🥹
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if you don’t like me i'm cool with that, just don't pretend that you do.
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benzema winning the ballon d’or proves that BBC has a better legacy than MSN
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God made men physically stronger than women for a reason, imagine they are stronger than men with the wicked heart they possess 😂.
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as universities are resuming, make sure you resume before your babe , e get why 🧏🏼♂️.
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my guy checked his girlfriend phone yesterday, he laughed when he was done and said any man wey trust woman no fit live long 😂💔.
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can you quit smoking just to save a relationship?? . that question alone needs two blunts to think 😪.
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based on current form, who would you prefer in your team right now?
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vinicius, zaha and sterling all failed the reece james test, rafael leao would not be an exception and he would get to know why we call james the best RB in the world
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these three EPL greats in their prime . - start one .- bench one .- sell one
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nature is God’s best gift to mankind , so beautiful 😻❤️
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unpopular opinion: jollof rice and pounded yam are the most overrated nigerian foods , they’re both below average.
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imagine you get on twitter and see your man tweeted this 😂
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stand strong is top 2 davido of all time , he really poured out his mind on this masterpiece.
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these three defenders in their prime . - start one .- bench one .- sell one
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when all your friends are in relationships and you’re just there like
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a man just want lots of money , peace of mind and 10 big breasted ladies that he won’t cheat on 🥺.
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drop a picture of your favourite artist here 👇🏽👀🔥
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if you’re observant enough, people usually tell on themselves , just pay attention.
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if she lives in ABK ,my brother run for your life.
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ikorodu babe tell you say “i love you” and you dey shine your teeth, lmao, you never see anything yet.
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why is nobody talking about raphinha, this fraud has 1 goal and 1 assist in 14 matches
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sir alex ferguson would not have dominated EPL if he managed in this era of guardiola and klopp.
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dear lagos weather , na single i single i no kill person 😩.
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you criticize smokers that they don’t want to live long, but you’re an alcoholic and a chronic womanizer
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unpopular opinion, but i think can we all agree to this 🫡
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fun fact : you don’t need to tweet every thought that comes to your mind , we know you’re stupid, but you don’t need to constantly remind us.
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asuu is on strike and the love of your life still dey school since , understanding boyfriend go soon understand 😂.
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i never type anything twitter don know say something dey do me 😭😞
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pele went to MLS at age 35, but ronaldo going to saudi league at 38 is a problem, this just proves that CR7 is the standard 🐐.
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I decided to steal my friend's cake after listening to birthday cake by Davido
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the most annoying thing about adulthood are those impromptu expenses that always come at the wrong time.
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stop being flattered by someone who is giving you the bare minimum.
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no song in MLLE sweet reach this song.
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remember to always avoid friends who only text or check up on you when they need help.
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what unspeakable horror made this sign necessary? 😂
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men, we all like women cause of their personality, right? 😂
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my phone has being on dnd for the past one month , and it has been the most peaceful phase of my life.
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asuu has called off strike hostel rent has expired
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you talk say you be atheist, but small bad dream and you dey shout holy ghost fire.
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next season , tuchel needs to build chelsea around lukaku, just get him creative players and let him take penalties and he would cook.
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these 3 strikers in their prime . - start one .- bench one .- sell one
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if we are being honest and forget one A-list tax, i think i speak for everyone when I say
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