“If you write one story, it may be bad. If you write a hundred, the odds are in your favor.” – Edgar Rice Burroughs – The Editors @AAPublishingLLC

"Hey, do you want to jump on a quick Teams call to discuss?" "Nah."

I had a dry piece of skin on my lip and accidentally tore my bottom lip off my face

@Calibos420 No, that's the guy in the pickle next to me. He's an okay guy.

@RameyDede dill

RT @TiffanyFong_: my korean mother occasionally comes over, notices i threw away a plastic ziploc bag, & says, “OH YOU THINK YOU’RE A RICH…

RT @AuthorJannyB: Among life's unanswered questions: If a serving of breakfast sausage is 3 links, why does a package contain 14? And it's…

@the_watch_dude

@dom_lucre The local Area Agency on Aging needs to conduct a health and wellness check to see what's going on

Why hasn't stewardship of tax dollars been the norm? Why does this feel so new to hear coming from government officials? We've been plundered for so long that we became numb to the offensiveness of the disregard we were shown for so long.

@RealtorZeanna crunch berries :)

@RealtorZeanna capt'n crunch with crunch berries

I'm single and ready to mingle in a cereal aisle near you

It's raining, it's pouring

Wally is in rare form this morning, running around the house and up and down the stairs. I like seeing her all full of life like that. Such a spunky little kitty.

DID YOU KNOW that Natalie Portman was in both Leon: The Professional and HEAT?

second half of Heat > first half of Heat

@city_digest Can anyone point me in the direction of this suit?

@CeoOfSadMusic How'd it go?

Angus and Julia Stone - Big Jet Plane [Official Music Video] via @YouTube