Noel
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Can’t explain but that assist was 100% a rabona.
This overhead kick by Polish amputee footballer Marcin Oleksy has been nominated for FIFA's Puskás award for the best goal of 2022 👏 . (via @AmpFutbolPolska)
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If you're a 10/10 with no banter then you may as well just be ugly.
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The face of someone who knows he’s in trouble with the Mrs
🏆 MAN OF THE MATCH. Congratulations to todays man of the match @kyleehammondd2 chosen by match sponsor @Datumgroupltd thank you for your continued support. #NeedhamMarketFC
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I took a pay cut but thanks for your concern😛.
@leistonfc @Felixseasiders @IsthmianLeague @BuryTownFC @boards41 Looks like @Felixseasiders are going to be the new @stowtownfc throwing money at players. To play lower league football.
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you can’t paypal me 50 quid.
tell me I can’t do it, then I’ll go and do it TWICE.
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Marcel definitely says 'what without me?😏' when a girl says they're going for a shower.
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So 11 cup finals en.
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One mans fuck up is another mans come up. DMs are open, and ladies you can upload as many bikini pics as you want, the more the merrier. we can even collab😐.
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Didn’t know I’d look so good in red😍 only ever worn blue. Let’s get it!⚽️.
We are delighted to announce the signing of Central Midfielder Noel Aitkens from @IsthmianLeague Premier @leistonfc. The former @BuryTownFC player links up again with @Felixseasiders Manager @boards41 and is our 5th new summer signing. 🔴⚪️🤩⚪️🔴
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To check you’re still bored.
Why do boys turn around just to squeeze or tap you between their little breaks on Fifa 🤨🤨 is it just to let u know they ain’t forgot you’re sat there 🤣.
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If you’re having a bad day please watch this. How’s man gonna rotate the wrong leg😭😭😭😭
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Earlier at work @kylexferguson said to me "I hope you snap your ankle tonight at football". 9 hours later and he breaks his leg at football.
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"I'm getting an early night tonight." . And I'm sitting here thinking if they have to put the bins out at Buckingham palace?. .
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If my girl goes on holiday to a party island. you best believe I'm making my own show called 'Sun, No sex and Vexed Boyfriend'.
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disappointing to see only 638 people voted.
EXIT POLL: Conservatives projected to win election as Labour suffer major losses #GE2019. CON: 368.LAB: 191.LIB DEM: 13.BREX: 0.SNP: 55.GREEN: 1.OTHER: 22
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I’m sorry but you won’t catch me turning down a night out from Dec 1st-31st, it’s actually against Christmas rules.
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Seeing fat people try and send shots at Gemma man. She's fat and rich, you're just fat. She wins.
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See a lot of females slagging Stephanie off for cheating on her bf but I know what you done in zante last year. And ibiza the year before.
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I actually cherish sleep too much. I will wake up 3 minutes before my alarms meant to go off, and try go back to sleep for 3 minutes 😂.
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I’m shakin
The way the world is going atm, 3/4 lengths will be back in fashion next year.
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Just to confirm we aren’t celebrating the draw were just celebrating life itself.
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I could name a non league XI step 3 and below who would give Ipswich a great game.
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We saw Turtle yesterday. he now drives a £400,000 Rolls Royce incase anyone was wondering😊😊.
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He’s had your pants down with the 5”7 shout he’s 5”5 on tiptoes.
⚫️🔵🟠 TNLP PROFILE 🟠🔵⚫️. Name: Teven Allen .Location: East of England .Position: Midfielder.Former Clubs : @CoggeshallTown @stowtownfc @Brightlingseafc. You can check out his profile on and message him directly 📨. #BeSeen 🟠🔵⚫️
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Men are actually so easily pleased lool.
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Or find yourself a boy who walks you home so he won't have to ask that question
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I’ve seen Covid regulations with more tears.
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Me and Ed walked upstairs in a Chinese restaurant at 2am and ended up being chased out of a Chinese families living room. .
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If I only made time for people who made time for me I'd have a lot of spare time on my hands😀😀😀.
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Only running they enjoy is running their mouth.
A lot of women have done no running since year 9 P.E 😭.
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You couldn't get away with dressing like this in ipswich, but it's cool http://t.co/3vg1zGfjsH.
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Imagine Brad told me he was going Portugal. I said "who with" and he said "aw just my sister and her mate" http://t.co/T3KpsTPlWL.
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How to make a class finish sound average😐 who runs this account?!.
GOAL 90+4’ - Noel Aitkens levels from close range. (4-4).
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Tev is currently walking around jd looking for me and I'm watching him firm outside through the window.
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If u can't take banter/give, it then I don't wanna know. Why u talking to me.
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Geezer on the left looks like he eats nails for breakfast.
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I feel like I've gotta like Jonny cos of Marcel but I feel like I've gotta hate him cos of my bbyg Camilla do u see my problem.
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Thank you guys!❤️ if anyone asks I’m 21.
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“Hey I’m here to sign up”
Yeah suddenly a whole lot of people gonna be identifying as women. then what? 👀🤷🏾♂️.
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So Drake is still in Amsterdam right now. let's just say if I see him on road they'll be more than a word exchanged. Pun intended.
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I never thought I’d have to tuck my hair behind my ears my heads gone.
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I’ll spill the other half of the story later, stay tuned
This week’s @buryfree back page leads with reaction from @russbury on @leistonfc purporting to have signed @BuryTownFC star @_noelmoran + great pic capturing @thewomenstour flying through the #Suffolk countryside - we have 10 pages of local sport inside too #sfklive
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I robbed that, but that’s the Mother’s Day present sorted.
Richard Bugg from today’s match sponsor RB Trading selected Noel Aitkens as the Man of the Match. Thanks also to GMA Warehousing & Transport for sponsoring the match ball this afternoon.
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You can't tell someone you want a relationship with them and then beat someone a week later. YOU DONT DO DEM TINGS DEH.
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What's this weird pose girls do with their hand lol. Is it meant to look sick? http://t.co/sfb2FiQ2al.
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Imagine if Adele and Drake done a collab album, I'd fully sit in my room and drown in my own tears.
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Their dugout nearly ended up in Stowmarket when they went 1-0 up🤣🤣🤣.
Here's some reaction from @BuryTownFC boss Ben Chenery, given post-match Tuesday, where he was a little surprised by the strength of the @Felixseasiders celebrations - also includes preview to Saturday's home game with @hashtagutd 👇.
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Me and Ed got chased around town by a pitbull today. I ran into a shop and he got caught. Just wanna thank Clinton cards for having me.
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If I was ever asked to choose between fighting for equality, or a football career.
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My boy🤪@bholland08.
Tonight’s match sponsors Maze Logistics chose Billy Holland as their Man of the match. Good choice! 👏🏼
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I'm reading all these in-out debates and I don't have a clue what's going on. what are all these big words?? I need an alcoholic beverage.
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Someone out there shared an ice lolly with their dog today and I’m angry just thinking bout it.
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If anyone is wondering that is an imaginary lawnmower!!! @JoshuaHitter.
Seasiders in scything mode. @Felixseasiders @boards41 @CoggeshallTown @IsthmianLeague @SuffolkFA @guerrgroundsman @callumharrison4 @joshhitter @noelatkins12051 @felixstoweradio .
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H8 this picture. If anything it should say, 'if we're on bad terms on Dec 31st, we're leaving them bad terms behind' http://t.co/331qytRjCS.
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If you’ve had a bad day please watch this🥹.
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I don't know what type of friend zone he's in
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Yeah well idgaf cos if the NHS website was accurate I'd have been dead about 10 years ago
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So Chris is being called immature because he didn't get jealous of another man? Ive actually heard it all now females are mental m8.
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This weren’t even me everyone stop calling my phone.
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Watch this with no sound and you’d think everyone was listening to a different song.
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O 8 hundred double O, ten sixty six!!!.
FT - @hastingsufc 1 @Felixseasiders 3. Att - 710. Stunning performance from The Seasiders to pull off a brilliant 3-1 victory. Sam Nunn loves this competition and scored two great headers and Zak Brown broke the net with a third. More to follow later!
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Are you gonna consider the conditions around the rest of the country or just the 4 acres you own?? Unfortunately were unable to travel to the game by teleport
Parkside at 8am this morning, melting fairly quickly at present NEXT UPDATE 10am
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Shepherds pie only.
I don’t wanna see no one buying/eating Pizza or Pasta until Sundays over. WW3 is among us fellas.
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Lads I don't wanna give anything away but how funny is it that females think they find out everything 😭😭.
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I just got attacked by a bird and then it got hit by a car about 5 seconds later hahaha haha wanker.
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