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“Maybe a soulmate isn’t a person, but a concept that changes as you grow.. Maybe you have a soulmate for every version of yourself and it’s just chance that you meet the person that matches the concept of “the one” at that particular point in your life..”
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Corruption in Zambia..
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Idk man, farming?
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Ati, I wonder if Rambo knows that he has a successful Plastic Bag business in Zambia ku City Market..😂😂
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They’re called Butterflies because you only get them when you see your Larva..
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I bet all the domesticated animals don’t get any sleep in Petauke, because, well, pet auke.. No? Okay..
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This is further proof that I need to cop me a horse in order for me to be in a stable relationship..
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The scrotum; because that’s where we get the balls to be audacious from..
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So you’re telling me that buying Microsoft’s operating system isn’t window-shopping?
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You missed the opportunity to call him Robot Lewandowski..
Robert Lewandowski has 45 (!) goals in all competitions this season 🤖
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Blowman Lusambo..
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Hmm, you’re jamming Fifa with an ohn and he starts rapping along to the songs on the soundtrack? Isn’t it just to put the controller down?
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What does it mean if I go back to read our messages when she’s offline?
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Baneh, a conversation is a dialogue.. I can’t be out here interviewing broads in their DMs as though I’m Costa Mwansa at Diamond TV.. I’ve taunced..
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So basically Mercy G is the newest Sensei in town, because she’s a Martial Artist..
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I keep encountering such a beautiful finish so I might as well go on to marry this European woman..😻
2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019 respectively..🙃
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Y’all promise each other extinct creatures in the dm?
What you get promised in the DM
Vs
What you get when you actually meet
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Then you ought to find a partner caterpillar.. Where I’m from, they move two, two by two, caterpillar by two..😂😂
I want to be like a caterpillar... Eat a lot, sleep a while and wake up beautiful. 🙄
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I’m guessing that his company’s motto is, “It’s only just a dream”, well because filoto..
Drug Enforcement Agency (DEC) is currently probing a Patriotic Front (PF) youth Phil Chikuwa who owns an auto company 'Phil Auto'.
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Normalise accepting that you weren’t meant for each other without pointing fingers at who’s toxic and who isn’t..
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She’ll start an unnecessary argument with you the day before she goes to see her other guy just so that you aren’t on speaking terms with her whilst she’s with him..
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We don’t talk much about how minimarts within Universities exploit the students..
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Imagine not speaking your mind out of fear of being cancelled by a bunch of strangers..
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Hmm, elo ninshi ine nachila pishamo ati ninshi wingalila chikanda yonse iyo?
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Moral of the story: don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house..
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Kwaliba Zebra Crossing yapa nyanji?
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No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative..
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Seeing this guy after 4 years of not seeing him is so refreshing.. It’s like meeting the younger version of me..😂❤️
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It stopped bleaching?
Dad and me feeding Murray... same place, same croc - two photos 15 years apart ❤️🐊
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It's as though I'm at the border of Finland with the way that I'm always eager to cross these "Finish Lines"..🔥😃🀄
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Initially, I thought attending these E-Classes would be sponsored by Mercedes Benz..
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Wan-Bissaka is rocking the zebra-crossing fit too hard for someone who can’t cross..
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How is it possible that someone can have an opinion about everything, man? Everything!!?? Ninshi muli Encyclopaedic banzatu?🤔
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4 years into my course and I'm still trying to understand what I'm studying.. Be grateful man..😂😂
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The guy is running towards the girl? It’s good to see that we still have responsible lads out there..
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The craziest part about being an intern is that they senior employees will use you to do ma piece work for free.. Looool..
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Don’t bug me..
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Your boyfriend is a gamer but he can’t even console you..
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Ati, when you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot?
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Zed Twitter Feminists when a member of their cartel is being called out on their crap:
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Why aren’t the other members of the cartel calling her out on her crap? Is it because they share the same tendencies? You know like, the way you can’t really point a finger at another person because you’re doing the exact same thing..
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You can play two CMs instead..
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If I inject morphine into a fish, will it like, have more fins?
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You’re appealing?
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So in order for people to give a brief description of themselves, social media app developers left a slot where its users would:
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Even if pies ventured into ACCA, they still wouldn’t gain any accountability..
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Having friends who know when to trap and when to be serious about life is a big flex..
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