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Inspired by the fear of being average. Dm only for business

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@_mossem_
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Hii sasa ndio inabamba #RutoMustGo
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@_mossem_
3 months
Nalipa taxes lakini kesho niko texas😂
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Nimesota lakini kesho niko Minnesota 😂
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@_mossem_
4 months
I miss this day already!
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4 months
Keyboard warriors mko wapi, Amplify!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@_mossem_
4 years
Should we tell him?😂😂💔
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@_mossem_
3 months
Ukiamka inject anthem of the day✊🏾 #OccupyJKIA
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@_mossem_
5 years
I didn't have nudes for you 😊
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@_mossem_
4 months
The moment we relent kiasi WE’RE FUCKED #RutoMustGo
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@_mossem_
5 years
Guys,mwenye nategemea valentine's ameni reverse call😭
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@_mossem_
4 months
5'2 🤭
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How tall are y’all?
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@_mossem_
4 years
More of me,for you..🙈
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@_mossem_
4 years
Mko?
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@_mossem_
5 years
Did you know Judges hukunywa Magistrate from the tap?😂
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@_mossem_
4 years
Dania nyumba
@ndotiKiuna
🦋Magic
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Mko?
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@_mossem_
5 years
5 years from now Alcohol, Dcik, Pu$$y will still exist. Can't say the same about missed opportunities. Get your priorities right.
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@_mossem_
5 years
I had a nightmare, being cheated on...why are men like this😭men are trash
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@_mossem_
3 months
You called?
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@MimiHearts1
Mimi Hearts💞
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Flat tummy thread🌝✨
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@_mossem_
5 years
Una kuja kuset standards huku na highschool tulikua tunakuchangia chai🤦
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@_mossem_
4 years
A feminist after realising she ate a Mango instead of womango🤦😂
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@_mossem_
5 years
Nani ako bored tucheze Mpesa game unatuma,narudisha ,unatuma.....
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@_mossem_
4 years
Learn to kindly decline someone who's giving you too much of themselves wen you know you have no intention of reciprocating that energy
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@_mossem_
6 months
Him: What do you bring to the table? Me: Look between A and D on your keyboard 🤭
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@_mossem_
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@_mossem_
4 years
Disagreements kidogo usha leak dms...working with emotions is pathetic
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@_mossem_
4 years
Ghost them,and when they're about to heal text them 'Hey you'
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@_mossem_
4 years
Men are naturally amazing
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@_mossem_
4 years
Lakini uyo dem makeup ndio ina mround off to the nearest female
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@_mossem_
4 years
You can feel when someone is losing interest in you.
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@_mossem_
5 years
I saw an INDIAN guy being beaten today,am wondering kwani what did HINDU 🤔
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@_mossem_
3 years
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@_mossem_
4 years
She will submit naturally if you lead properly
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@_mossem_
5 years
Ladies when he tells you to shake what your mama gave you, shake your head muoneshe pia ukona akili,Ass ata punda ikonayo😂
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@_mossem_
5 years
If men kept their money to themselves and women also kept their bodies to themselves, who would beg first ? 😂🤷🏽‍♂️
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@_mossem_
5 years
Natural hair style's working for me😍😊
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@_mossem_
6 months
You called?
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@Jisaskraist
JISAS KRAIST
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Ladies in dresses thread 🧵 anyone?
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@_mossem_
4 years
Men are so dramatic, you tell them to go away and they actually go away...who even does that😪
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@_mossem_
5 years
Unaishi aje umoja na wewe ni wa kila mtu? 😂
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@_mossem_
4 years
Kilunda shld sue his brains for non support 😂
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@_mossem_
4 years
Iyo panty umevaa sahi...tukiamua kwenda swimming Will you join us ama you can explain?😂😂😂
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@_mossem_
3 months
Mko?
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@_mossem_
4 years
Have you LOVED someone so much you tried to understand them while they were hurting you?
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4 years
A real girlfriend will love you while you’re broke but a hoe is going to love you until you’re broke. Know the difference.
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4 years
Instead of building schools,hospitals and factories...Africans will use money from their own pockets to build churches to pray for jobs🤦🏾‍♀️
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@_mossem_
5 years
Chali yako ni bedroom bully ama ye hukupea shot moja kama chanjo ya polio😂😂
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4 years
One thing I admire about myself is that no group of negroes will sit and discuss how they fucked me😊...
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4 years
Lakini why do parents suddenly become soft while raising last borns?🤔😒
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4 years
I hate bragging but I’m such a good ass woman😊
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4 years
Being friends with ur Ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you weren't meant to be together..
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5 years
Let’s pretend we all live in 1 big house ...say something to start an argument 😂
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4 years
My previous relationship made me realize you can be a whole package in the wrong adress
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@_mossem_
4 years
Do y'all think that marriage is mostly a one-sided contract that heavily disfavours men?
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@_mossem_
5 years
So basically life's about avoiding people who have seen you naked while trying to find new people to see you naked.
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5 years
Dear ladies.....not all guys will hit and run. Some of them hit hit hit hit hit hit hit hit, destroy the place and watch you run😂
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@_mossem_
5 years
When you fail to use filters 😂
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@_mossem_
4 years
Is it wrong hiding your past from your partner?🤔
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@_mossem_
5 years
Slim girls who go for jogging 🏃‍♀️ every morning, what do u want to loose? Your life? 😂💔
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@_mossem_
4 years
Flaqo's career in the beginning of the year Vs the end of the year
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@_mossem_
4 years
Don't try to impress the streets while your momma struggles to eat. ✌
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@_mossem_
4 years
Lately nimewatch alot of movies hadi naona siwezi potea NewYork😪
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@_mossem_
4 years
Marry a man that wears glasses.... it takes them a lil longer to see that you have nothing to offer.😂😂
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@_mossem_
5 years
@MakenahNjagi But it gets really fun,you get to be in charge,kwanza the reverse cowgirl slaps different
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5 years
Welcome to Kenya, the Republic of China 🙄
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@_mossem_
4 years
It's the hair for me😍 and the collar bone 😊 Oh and the jawline 🤣 Wait and the... You know what, It's the Girl for me🤳👑
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@_mossem_
3 years
When she's a squiter with a yeast infection 😂
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4 years
Mko?
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3 years
Mko?
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@_mossem_
5 years
Imagine kisii bordering meru😂😂 makasiriko tupu ,the imagination is even violent🙆
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4 years
The more you solve her problems, the more needy she becomes...
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4 years
Mko?
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@_mossem_
4 months
Today it's Billy tomorrow it's someone else,where is Billy? Keep retweeting #FreeBilly
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4 years
Is it okay to not want children..in marriage ?🤔 😕
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4 years
In Jesus you will find more peace and rest than in the world... Yesu ni MoreCozy
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4 years
If he carries his plate to the sink after meals, just know he's good at cleaning up his mess. You'll NEVER catch him cheating. Class dismissed. Time for my evening tea☕
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4 years
Crushie wherever you are send flowers and chocolate☺️.
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@_mossem_
5 years
Unaeza cheza FIFA na babako ama mambo mengine tuachie wazungu? 😂
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4 years
Ndoto hukua black and white ama coloured?🤔
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@_mossem_
4 years
Venye naenda kuji treat After kushinda lotto bomba. #50YearsOfWinning
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@_mossem_
4 years
The sexual market value of men increases as they age - cause the benchmark is skillset The sexual market value of women decreases as they age - cause the benchmark is beauty. Irris wharirris 🤦‍♀️
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@_mossem_
4 years
When a girl on her period sits on a table,hio ndio periodic table 🤔
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5 years
Guys, I have a friend who's really depressed over heartbreak issues,tried talking but it ain't working and is even considering suicide,its been 2months now...help a friend😩
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@_mossem_
5 years
To men who complain about fallen boobs... If you were the one standing for 20years+ won't you sit down??🙄😂
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5 years
Why does a toilet paper need advertising,who's not buying this?
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4 years
Anyway from all that saga...kenye nataka ni beshte wa kuniuliza kama nimedinywa finally😂🤦
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@_mossem_
3 years
Boobs will always win
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@_mossem_
4 years
Stopping him midstroke kumwambia you have options😂
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@_mossem_
4 years
Ur father's side of the family might not care about you but ur mother's side has the deadliest Snakes hiding behind smiles
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4 years
Public disrespect and private apologies don't mix.
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@_mossem_
4 years
Kuna tweeps hutweet about sex 24/7 hadi unaboeka let's @ them wajue
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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. I appreciate Kate actress for what she does,she is a role model. #YouDeserveBetter #ProGasBossLadies @ProGasKe
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@_mossem_
5 years
Women are never single... Dump her and tomorrow she is already in a 5month relationship with another guy.. It can even be your dad😂🤣💔
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@_mossem_
4 years
Ukiwa na bladder infection can we say urine trouble
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@_mossem_
5 years
To all the couples spending new years together 😭
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@_mossem_
4 months
No better time for a gain for gain like in this times. Drop your handles we follow each other.
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Normalise not reminding someone of what you did for them
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