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Only legends used to do their homework early in the morning in class.
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Your grandma will call you the smartest person on earth when you only just changed her profile picture 😹💀.
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When you screenshot a conversation and you mistakenly send it to the same person 🤦🏽♂️.
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Stop wasting your time trying to force relationships and friendships with people who don't put in same energy.
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No one walks faster than someone who has been mistakenly given extra change in a shop 💀.
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Sometimes you block your own blessings by telling everyone your business, lowkey is everything!!.
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You really need to realize that, staying in bed for those extra 5 mins actually does nothing but make you late 💀.
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A married man somewhere is saying to his side chic that he hopes she's not cheating on him.
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Who else listen to themselves to see how they sounded after sending a voice note?.
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If you want to live a happy life, tie yourself to a goal, not to people or things.
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You may not know this but some random person somewhere has your picture saved 😁.
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When young girls are pregnant, they hide it but when their children grow they happily spread the fact that their moms are young.
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Being treated like a second option by people you prioritize hurts a lot.
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Nobody has a clearer eyesight than a husband coming out of a hotel with his girlfriend. He can even see next year 😹.
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When you rewatch a movie you watched as a kid and everything starts making sense to you like "wait so that's what really happened 😧".
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Most ladie won't admit to liking you, they'll just be having random convos with you and be asking if you ate.
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Realizing you've been blocked by someone you were planning to block hurts a lot.
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Sometimes you're too close to someone to notice how they really are.
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Girls only realize their boyfriend had a small penis after they break up 😒.
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As a parent, the only thing that can disgrace you is math homework.
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I don't think the next generation will have parents who were virgins until marriage.
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Not every failure is caused by enemies, sometimes it's just a wrong move you made.
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No matter how good looking you are,once you open up the front camera on accident you'll see some unattractive face 💀.
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One of my biggest fears is thinking someone has my back like i have theirs while they're really out there making me look dumb sigh.
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Just have children and live on your own. Marriages are not it nowadays.
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Group chats be having their favorites. They'll leave you on read and blue ticks but immediately that one person texts, they'll all crawl out to respond 😒.
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A wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. Choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely 👌🏾.
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Imagine spotting your sister's boyfriend at the pharmacy and he's buying condoms.
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When you see a guy smiling while chatting, just know that someone's daughter has fallen into his trap 😂.
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If an african man opens the car door for his woman, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the woman is 😂😂😂.
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I know most of you fake cough when you're in the toilet and you hear footsteps 💀.
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Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.
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I used to be shocked whenever my mom told someone on the phone that she was on her way even when she was still in bed. Now i understand her 😂.
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You learn a lot about people when they don't get what they want.
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If you have to bring up what you've done for me every time, then you shouldn't have done it.
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You'll spot a fine human on the tl, you'll enter their media and only find 500+ memes.
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Social media is so draining and dark yet so exciting. A lot of us try to leave to save our mental health but we get bored and end up coming back 😔.
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Guys, you can move on from a break up and still accept that person was the love of your life. No need to be fronting.
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You deserve to be with someone who looks at you every single day like they have the whole world in front of them.
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If you have curves, it will show clearly in your pics without stressing, stop standing like you're playing corner kick please.
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If the bride's parents dance too much on your wedding day just know you just married out the trouble maker in their family 😹.
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Loyal people are hard to come by nowadays. When you find one, try as hard as possible not to lose them.
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Being the strong friend sucks because there's usually no one there to be strong for you.
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It's good to be kind but don't let the wrong people benefit from your sweat.
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If a lady asks you out for a date and you accept, who takes care of the bill? 🤔.
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At some point you just have to realize it ain't meant to be with some people.
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You'll never know where the spending spirit will come from once you get your hands on a little money 🤦🏽♂️.
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You'll not know how long a night is until you sleep next to a lady who has denied you sex.
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I really envy those of you that are able to keep up with all these series, some of us can't even finish a two hour movie.
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There's nothing more frustrating than watching porn with a bad network.
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People will tell the story how they want and leave out the part where they messed up.
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It's annoying when you're eating and you invite someone to join you and they actually join you 😂😂.
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No one gives better sex than a girl that knows your girlfriend and I will never understand why.
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Photogenic people don't know how blessed they are. Some of us always end up looking like shrek in pictures no matter how good we look 😔.
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When it comes to maturity age doesn't matter. You could be 16 and have your priorities straight or 25 and be out there doing childish stuff.
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People will show up at your house unexpected and expect to be fed on top 💀.
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Stop blaming everything on enemies, sometimes it's just a wrong move you've made.
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Fact, most african moms hate going to the mall because they can't bargain the price there 😂😂.
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You'll never know what an awkward moment feels like until a friend takes you to a party and they leave you all alone to mingle with their other friends the whole time.
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I used to be shocked whenever my mom told someone on the phone that she was on her way even when she was still in bed. Now i understand her 💀.
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I just be retweeting and liking Elon Musk's tweets like I understand a thing.
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How come men are always suspected to be cheating in marriages but we hardly suspect women?.
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As kids, there was always this one woman in the neighborhood that kept sending us on errands almost every time.
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Unannounced visits are the most annoying thing. Please alert me first so I can decide whether I'm home or not 😒.
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Who else used to pray their parents don't pay the school fees on time so they'll be kicked out of school together with their friends 😁😁.
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"I can't eat if I don't see your face" is fighting over funeral jollof.
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You have to know the difference between being patient and wasting your time 👌🏾.
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You start questioning your taste in music low key when you hype up a song to someone and they're not impressed when they finally get to listen 😔.
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You'll clean the whole house and your mom will stilll find something to complain about.
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Exes always think they doing better than before will make you want them back 😂😹.
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The fact that there may be year 3000 and we'll be referred to as ancient people tho.
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When you charge your phone at night and you still wake up to a low battery cos you forgot to switch on the socket 💀.
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It's always the ones that have nothing important to say that will keep calling until you pick up the phone 😹.
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Fact, most african moms hate going to the mall because they can't bargain the price there 😂😂.
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No matter how clean the toilet outside is, you'll never feel as comfortable as when you're on the toilet at home.
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People's lives are already messed up, if you know you're going to make it much worse for anyone then please stay in your lane 🤝.
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Constant reassurances are necessary because feelings fade and people change.
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The only person that could care more about you than your mom is your landlord when you're owing rent.
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Unexpected video calls are the most annoying, especially when you're not looking your best and the person keeps calling.
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The biggest L you can take is pushing away someone that will do anything for you.
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You know the porn is fire when it starts with some some storyline that doesn't make sense and some weak acting.
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The pain you feel when you get into an argument with a group admin and you're about to give it to them and they remove you while you're typing.
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