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🦂🇭🇹 👼🏿 23. goodness and mercy shall follow me

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@_mikeisonline
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i mean, i like myself a lot
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@imjanaehi
janaee🩶.
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you gay and fine??
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@_mikeisonline
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i used to hate being dark skinned, imagine? 😩
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BONNY SOVEREIGN
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What picture makes you think "Damn, I have amazing skin”
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@_mikeisonline
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@balleralert when she stopped holdin her leg... and her leg STAYED up, i knew she was finna do some damage
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@_mikeisonline
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i shaved my beard. happy summer 😅
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@_mikeisonline
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and i ordered two more for backup cuz i always break mine 😅
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God’s favorite 🌻
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Lemme see yall in glasses
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@_mikeisonline
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@_DiamondNVO @NotSoNewlywedPC i feel like if that were the case, the headline would’ve read, “allegedly says” and not “alleged victim”..
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@_mikeisonline
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@hateyouniggas y’all niggas love policing blackness huh..
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@mefeater @possiblydana NOT ALYSON STONER 😂😂 MISSY AINT PKAY NO GAMES
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@_mikeisonline
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i really love my sweater
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@_mikeisonline
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i ain’t mean to crop the gang like that but imma have to just go ahead and marry my damn self
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@_mikeisonline
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took the students to delphi today to see the temple of apollo
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@_mikeisonline
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to the vineyard vs. leaving the vineyard. weather really matched the mood lol
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@_mikeisonline
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@grmhildefilms @SterlingsCity performing on tables?? been there done that — the girls remain unimpressed
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@_mikeisonline
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le corps
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the girls call it butch #HowardHomecoming
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@_mikeisonline
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new fiction
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@_mikeisonline
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i forgot to post these here
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@_mikeisonline
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still on ur neck, just wearing new kicks 👟 @mcqueen
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twenty.
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@_mikeisonline
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now here are screenshots from a video of me checkin out my classroom #blackteachers
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@_mikeisonline
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so i decided to minor in performaning arts with a concentration in dance, but felt embarrassed to tell ppl, as if it wasn’t worthy or prestigious enough. but shiiit ... FUCK YALL. LIL NIGGA GON DANCE.
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@_mikeisonline
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dream date— except for the fact that my ass would probably fuck around n die trynna crash niggass 😭
@bitchiwas999
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One day I’ll go to Japan and do Mario Kart in real life 🙏🏽 speaking it into existence
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@SterlingsCity THE GIRLS COULD NEVERRR
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@_mikeisonline
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forgot to post these here, but felt very beautiful this day
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@_mikeisonline
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outro freestyle/4ever by steve lacy (yeah i cut my hair)
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@_mikeisonline
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Honestly, yesterday was one of the first times that being a Hoya meant something beyond the superficial. Our STUDENT BODY voted to begin the nation’s work of reparative justice for the selling of black bodies. It’s up to the administration now. Niggas, we did that shit. #GU272
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@_mikeisonline
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short hair // long hair
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@_mikeisonline
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hi this is me on spring break
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@_mikeisonline
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hey these old but look how cute :))
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@_mikeisonline
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accepted my offer. officially a high school teacher 🥸
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@_mikeisonline
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going on a date with somebody i really like, wish me luck! xx
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@_mikeisonline
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5 years
y’all be “LGBTQ+ allies” till u see two niggas kissing “pro-sex” till you meet somebody who fucks a lot and “feminist” till you’re outperformed by a black womxn I HATE IT HERE 😩
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@_mikeisonline
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cheers from the UK
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@_mikeisonline
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@AlmeydaKingg @_Wdorlus men fanmi mwen 😌💪🏿🇭🇹
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@_mikeisonline
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must wish a happy birthday to my fellow scorpio + queen @sza as u can see, we go way back
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@_mikeisonline
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my coworker at wiseys just played the boy is mine by brandy ft monica on his speaker... the corp could never
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@_mikeisonline
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First of all, why tf are Yale officers armed???? Yale PD ain’t shit and neither is the NHPD/Hamden PD. Funny how GENTRIFICATION brings up such high levels of “security”. If you are AFRAID of the community in which u police, then u need to reconsider ur job. #PrayForStephanie
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@_mikeisonline
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i reach peak pretty boy when i ain’t sober
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@_mikeisonline
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speaks for itself 🥴
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@_mikeisonline
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the fact that a yt MINOR can illegally carry an armed weapon in public without ANY harassment from police, and later escape after shooting civilians is the reason why the whole system gotta go ..
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@_mikeisonline
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y’all i kid you not, these are my students
@OnlyInBmore
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Hell no 😂😂😂😂
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@_mikeisonline
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hit different is a bop, but GOOD DAYS??! now THATS sza
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@_mikeisonline
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so ur telling me i pass/failed a class that i thought i was doing mediocre in (based of past assignments), only to find out my grade would’ve been an A- ??!!!!!! i’m BEYOND LIVIDDD
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@_mikeisonline
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me waving goodbye to my family when they drop me off on campus, knowing i’m boutta fuck shit up and transform into the child they hoped i wouldn’t be
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@_mikeisonline
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why not
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@ssc_zhith
𝗟𝘂'.
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Let me see your face cards.
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@_mikeisonline
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4 years
@amyrilenise @mackenziejanea @sanriohobs @hateyouniggas ... why are you acting like the two are mutually exclusive? was obama the first black president, or the first mixed president? make it make sense. quickly.
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@_mikeisonline
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the DUKE won’t be in bridgerton season two???! chile lemme pack my bags ..
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@_mikeisonline
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@Rieosei the jokes really write themselves these days 😭
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@_mikeisonline
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victoria bought me this vest i liked from the thrift store, so we can all thank her :)
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@_mikeisonline
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can’t believe training is over and imma be teaching middle schoolers starting tmrw. AND VIRTUALLY? yeah, send prayers ..
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@_mikeisonline
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safari nigga ft nail polish (get over it)
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@_mikeisonline
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@TNHTalk @Iam__Ra @MaliibuMiitch when i say i love maliibu >>
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BITCH WHERE MY POWERS AT CUZ THIS WATER AINT BENDIN?!!!
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@_mikeisonline
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her bags are actually top tier, just know i’m puttin yall on 🙌🏿
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@_mikeisonline
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after much deliberation, i’ve decided to become a thot this year. just feels right.
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@_mikeisonline
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this hat was the best purchase from dallas ngl
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@_mikeisonline
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ok so at work, this girl calls the store and we have a whole ass conversation about a bathing suit. NEXT THING IK, she’s like, “how old are you? you sound cute af. you single? what’s ur number? snap?” U GON SHOOT THE SHOT JUST LIKE THAT? ON THE URBAN OUTFITTERS LANDLINE???!!
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@_mikeisonline
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@amyrilenise @mackenziejanea @sanriohobs @hateyouniggas nobody said mixed = biracial, but is being biracial not being ... mixed??
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@_mikeisonline
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face // fit
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@_mikeisonline
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4 years
i want nothing more than to be as free as the wisps of hair blowing on joe biden’s head
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@_mikeisonline
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4 years
at the protest yesterday, a yt woman grabbed the mic to say, “WE SAY FUCK THE POLICE, BUT WE ALSO LOVE YOU GUYS!” now, miss girl—
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@_mikeisonline
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damn i never want to seem ungrateful but i don’t really feel celebrated. i feel like graduating from uni is a big deal, but just coming to ur child’s graduation is quite literally the bare minimum…
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@_mikeisonline
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pre-function // post-function
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@_mikeisonline
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unpopular opinion: doja cat does not need to be canceled, i feel like she needs THERAPY. y’all acting like that level of internalized anti-blackness gon go away just cuz y’all cancel her
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@_mikeisonline
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NORMALIZE NOT HAVING TO GIVE AN EXCUSE TO GET OFF THE PHONE/FACETIME
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@_mikeisonline
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5 years
imagine meeting the love of your life on the opposite side of the Rosslyn metro escalators, eyes locking while you continue to drift in separate directions...
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@_mikeisonline
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drapo an // nèg lan #haitianflagday
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@_mikeisonline
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i’m so excited to become a nerd again this semester. i’ll be reading a book a week for this toni morrison class and I FEEL SO ALIVE
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@_mikeisonline
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psa: when corona is over, imma need more queer college parties happening in DC, OKEY?
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@_mikeisonline
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until abolishment.. POLICE BODY CAMERAS SHOULD BE A FEDERAL LAW POLICE BODY CAMERAS SHOULD BE A FEDERAL LAW POLICE BODY CAMERAS SHOULD BE A FEDERAL LAW POLICE BODY CAMERAS SHOULD BE A FEDERAL LAW POLICE BODY CAMERAS SHOULD BE A FEDERAL LAW POLICE BODY CAMERAS SHOULD BE A ..
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@_mikeisonline
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my best friend and I both got summer internships teaching in miami, NIGGA WE LIT
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@_mikeisonline
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yo i actually miss georgetown ppl! part of me MUST BE SICK, but seeing some of y’all thrivin is putting me in my feels
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@_mikeisonline
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lmaoo y’all remember when lifestyle by young thug first came out and niggas used to be like: MMMEMEMNEEJSGAKQUSYWKEBANDTHISONLYBEGINNNINNNNGGGG
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@_mikeisonline
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excuse the bedhead
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Reply King Ry
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4 Second video thread?
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@_mikeisonline
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even after deactivating instagram and leaving twitter for a bit, my heart is still so heavy. after just an hour on this app, i'm angry and frustrated all over again. people "protesting" for likes, cops antagonizing violence... the irony is that i feel guilty when im NOT online
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@_mikeisonline
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EVERYBODY BLOCK JOLA, THIS NIGGA BROUGHT MINI WHEATS INTO THE CHAT
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@_mikeisonline
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@SaintSmith_ @StevieDerrick_ @maryjblige i’m trynna drink whatever youth elixir she drinkin
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@_mikeisonline
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CTRL DELUXE? phone will be on dnd today.
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@_mikeisonline
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“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me.” Miss Zora ain’t tell one lie 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@_mikeisonline
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i will never forget the other day when i walked into the bathroom, only to find my brother with his head in the bathroom sink (full of water). He said he wanted to test his swimming goggles. he is fifteen years old.
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@_mikeisonline
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light skin niggas doing light skin nigga shit 😭
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please watch this. please
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@_mikeisonline
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i will never forget the time when a gtown upperclassman tried to clown me for calling her out on littering, claiming that i was "not from the city" as justification. bitch are u dumb or are u DUMB
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@_mikeisonline
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when being a nigga doesn’t work and ppl still sit next to u on the bus 😩😩😩😩😩
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@_mikeisonline
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gettin calls from these schools in baltimore is exciting. i’m really boutta be teaching somebody kid lmaoo
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@_mikeisonline
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i was trynna be nice and insist on staying home for the fall semester, but the way my mother actin up... a nigga might have to go ‘head and find some housing. this surveillance ain’t workin for me 😩
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@_mikeisonline
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the vocal layering, the drama, they don’t make em like this anymore...
@MrRightnih
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Y’all sleep on this one tho...
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@_mikeisonline
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@ashyprophet_ “INTO MY CORREEEEE” took me out 😂😭😭
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we should throw an intercollegiate ball in the dmv. NOW THAT would be something to see. if diamanté could happen, so could a BALL.
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@_mikeisonline
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officially finished my second week of teaching. four more left !!
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@_mikeisonline
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“Lonely, ain’t it?” “Yes. But my lonely is MINE. Now your lonely is somebody’s else’s. Made by somebody else and handed to you. Ain’t that something? A secondhand lonely.” Sula #readingtonimorrison
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@_mikeisonline
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this decade, we lost a major music artist. music ain’t been the same without her, and we are forever thankful for all she gave us. Gone, but never forgotten. . . . . . . . . . Thank you, Rihanna.
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@_mikeisonline
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remember when body party dropped?? how groundbreaking.. how necessary
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@_mikeisonline
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yesterday while in my morrison class discussing the idea of self liberation, my professor asked the rhetorical question, “when will you decide to stop hating yourself?” and i’ve been thinkin about that question since
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@_mikeisonline
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ngl i took this vaccine because these streets need to see me this summer. that is all
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@_mikeisonline
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not to start a war, but i’m beginning to wonder why these niggas y’all call “medium ugly” are all darkskin ..?
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@_mikeisonline
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guess who just got hired at urban outfitters
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@_mikeisonline
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y’all a nigga is going to france babyyy i’ll see y’all later
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