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YOUR HORSE CALLED LAST NIGHT
A woman came up behind her husband while he was
enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the
back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your
trouser pocket with the name Marylou written on it,"
she said, furious. "You'd better have an
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Shopping
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket,
where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs,
juice, and a package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched
as she placed her items in front of
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I'll ask them to change to a different card color
When her young son came home from a football match
with a sad face, the mother asked:
- Why are you so sad?
-I was offered a "yellow" card by the referee, Mom.
-Don't you like a yellow card? So, what color would
you like? Tell me
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Oh—semen: When I was in high school, I was pretty quiet around people who weren’t my friends. The high school’s wrestling coach also taught geometry, and he was my teacher. This resulted in a lot of wrestlers skipping class and barging into our classroom to hang out and not get
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AN ORGANIZATION IS LIKE A TREE
FULL OF MONKEYS
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys.
They are all on different limbs at different
levels.
Some are climbing up. Some are climbing
down.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a
tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys
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SOAP
The teacher asked:
- John, what are four basic elements in the nature? John
answered:
- Teacher, fire, air, soil and ... and...
- And what? Try to remember!
- And... And... And...
The teacher knew that his pupil couldn\'t tell the fourth
element that is water. Therefore, he
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VIPS’ TOUR
My husband was once employed in the printing
division of a large manufacturing firm. One
morning, word came from the top that some visiting
VIPs would be touring the plant in
just a few minutes. All production was immediately
shut down as employees scrambled to quickly
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Popcorn: My sister, mother, and I were waiting in a long line at the Sam’s Club food court. The entire time I was waiting, I was mentally rehearsing what my order would be “one slice of cheese pizza please”, my mind was repeatedly screaming at me. when we got up to the cashier to
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INDECENT PROPOSAL
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says,
"Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you
didn't know for one million dollars?"
She thinks about the proposition for a
minute, and then replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a
man I don't know for a million dollars."
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Little Johnny's teacher sent a note home to his
Mother saying, "Johnny seems to be a very bright
boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about
sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you
find a solution,please advise. I have the same
problem with his Father"
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A Woman's Dream
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally
tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her
eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive
stares and walks
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JESUS AND THE UNION WORKER
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake
one day, when Jesus walked across the water and
joined them in the boat. When the three astonished
men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy
asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain
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MISUNDERSTANDING
The young wife moved by her football player
husband, said:
-Last night you held my head in your hands and
fondled me. I didn't know that you were so much in
love with me that you think of me even while you
sleep.
The player was surprised.
- Oh, was that your
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We are all angles with one wing, and we must embrace each other to learn to fly.
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. ― Narcotics Anonymous
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"Life is a journey of self-discovery. Embrace your uniqueness, celebrate your strengths, and learn from your challenges.
#SelfLove
#PersonalGrowth
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THAT’S HOW YOU’RE GOING TO LOOK
When I went to get my driver's license
renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was
packed. The line inched along for almost an hour
until the man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and
commented to the clerk,
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Heavenly Justice
Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer.
Every chance he could get, he would be on the golf
course swinging away. It was an obsession. One
Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The
sun was out, no clouds were in the sky, and the
temperature was
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@puk_tuye
Expressing gratitude and avoiding judgment can lead to a more peaceful and understanding perspective on life.
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@luisosoriolozan
Those are beautiful and profound quotes from Martin Luther King Jr. Do you have a special memory or moment that these quotes remind you of?
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@Caydddartin
What inspired you to write such a beautiful piece about appreciating the present moment and embracing life's unpredictability?
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