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@_matchabitch

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how lucky to be who I am, made out of earth and water ૮ – ﻌ–ა 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗱𝗻𝗶

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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
9 months
I was 14 during this , life was horrible
@lohanisgod
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life was so simple
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
6 months
soup ?
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꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
9 months
“Would you eat __ to get to your ugw” i will drink the chemicals under the fucking kitchen sink
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
8 months
this one bottle being almost 800 cals feels like holding a live bomb
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
8 months
yeah it’s crazy but 14 year old me could’ve done it
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Beth ✧
8 months
🌻 Rules 🫡 ✔︎ 20k-40k steps everyday ✔︎ Pilates everyday ✔︎ 150 cals limit ✔︎ Try to fast as often as possible
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
9 months
“life was so simple” gay marriage was still illegal
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
7 months
tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
5 months
this reminded me that in 2014 when I worked at a Chinese restaurant I always brought an empty metal bottle and filled it with burning hot egg drop soup several times each shift and one day my manager was tidying the host stand and looked in the cup
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
6 months
was reaching for cinnamon and ruined my yogurt
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꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
6 months
oh I’m about to end it
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
6 months
@mofu_hospital is it too spicy for u ? ): sorry I fucked up the ana soup again
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
10 months
turn of events, my husband is moving out and everything will be ok
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
4 months
you’re 22?? “Body of a teenager” this is the body of a 30 year old woman… pls look out of a window until you see another human
@ryudiets
mimi ★
4 months
why is no one talking about her looking like this at 30 years old?????? shes so tiny
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
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I hate him with a deep deep pain
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꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
9 months
none of you would like me irl because I’m very off putting and my physical presence is strange
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
6 months
never seen the bisexual monster before
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꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
7 months
18+ followers pls like this post
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꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
6 months
Cabbage, you have to stop. your flavor is too bold. the cole too slaw. your leaves too green. they’ll soup you.
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
7 months
everyone debating the cals in that footlong cookie… it’s meant to be passed in a circle, everyone take a bite and pass it along , it s a party cookie
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
4 months
pics from the strawberry festival 🍓⛅️
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
4 months
"average edtwt user eats ___ cals a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats O calories per year. Calories Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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@_matchabitch
꒰ matcha ꒱ ˖ ˚。⋆𖦹
7 months
my birthday is next week I turn 26 and I’m gonna try to make a cake like this !! ! ♡
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