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A girl cartwheeled into my DM's & said "You look like the type of man I'd let take me for a meal." 😩🤣 The fxcking audacity of women in 2018.
Long story short, the table is booked for 8 on Sunday.
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Clubbing is a mad game when you deep it.
Man in £1000 trainers chasing girls in £12 boohoo dresses 😅
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Baddest to ever do it
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Non-league clubs need to give it a rest
“Released” 🤦🏽♂️ You’re not Arsenal. The kid has just signed for another team
We can confirm that striker, Lewis Archer, has been released by The Pics.
The youngster has found it difficult to establish a starting place ahead of our other strikers.
We believe that he has opted to join
@Hednesford_Town
and we wish him all the best.
#ShareThePicsPassion
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Are you even a Brum baller if Steve Hopcroft never got in your parents ear at a sunday league game 😆
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He’s got no right to be that composed in the 93rd minute to pick that pass
😮💨😮💨😮💨
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Youth are mentally weaker these days. 1 setback and they’re derailed.
Lack of resilience. No bounce-back ability.
Not from my academy 🙅🏽♂️
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😌✌🏽
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Tory’s back arch to get that snap right. The dedication.
Ivan in Dubai again is a recipe for disaster with everything going on 😂 the man just does what he wants
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Sprinting. Over the shoulder. Weak-foot. Has not looked at the goal. Side-netting.
Is there technically a better volley in PL history?
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Broke people always got opinions on what people should do with their money 🥴
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All in the first touch that
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I'm just in the club chilling on the chairs, enjoying the music.
Did my barber trim "come boddah me" in the back of my fade?
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Man will put 'former professional footballer' in their bio before they put their current occupation 😩
Let your 1 year pro deal go man.
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If you’re happy to get paid once a month, you’re not really the type of person I want to surround myself with.
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Someone else’s victory is not your defeat 🤦🏽♂️
Jealousy is a disease.
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Some of these MUA’s are out here saving women’s lives.
They should be part of the NHS.
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Seeing white boys come out the shower at football and applying zero lotion still baffles me.
You just gonna dry & go?
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Ears are cold. Gloves are wet. Big tackle first 5 minutes, my whole kit is muddy. Centre-half bullying me in the air then landing on my foot.
Dragged after 55 mins.
Just leave me at home 🤣
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“Brought the nation together” & “So proud of the boys” is for the casuals. It’s cute.
But that mentality is why England don’t win. Nothing matters besides winning. Losing in the final is as good as not getting out the group.
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Ginge done alright still
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Booking an amazing 1/2 weeks away from a shit life is not the goal.
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I’m here to represent my client, Mr. Tristan Thompson. Please, no further questions.
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This ain’t even under garment & gloves weather.
This is pop your hammy in the warmup weather
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Loooooool. Messi scores that goal every week. Don’t upset me 🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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Facebook is a shambles of a place.
Nothing but a gathering of pregnancy announcements and 4 month old memes 😔
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I don’t care how much money my bredrin makes, If we’re doing something together, we’re paying 50/50.
Some of you lot are shameless 🥴
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Ashley Cole tryna tell me about racism but was supporting John Terry.
Forget aboutttttt it Ash 🥴🙄
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Shearer that is lethal. I’ll be honest with myself.
📽️The goals from Tuesday nights game between
@RedditchUtd
and
@EveshamUnitedFC
#NonLeagueMatchday
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Is there any acceptable reason why you'd send someone a private snap of the same thing you put on your story...
Any valid reason?
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Franklin is working in the 80’s with no technology & has put his whole hood on.
Tariq is in the present day and can’t get whip. 🥴
Both are legends in the game but I feel Tariq is a way better drug dealer 🙇🏽
What’s your take ?
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The worst thing about our generation is that if we don’t show it online, they think that we ain’t doing it 🙄😴
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Calling other people shit does not make you any better. I promise 💡
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I want my child to pick a solo sport.
I don’t want him to have to rely on youlots sauceless children to pass him the ball 🤚🏽🤚🏽
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Hi non-league football managers, I’m still doing cardio abroad. Just saying 😘
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You ran back TO your ex I see (X I C) but I’m the one that’s toxic?
@Tsu_Surf
you are diffffferent
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80% Black players with a black manager in the middle of South London 😍
I support Crystal Palace
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N’aw. I can see all the newbies in the gym tryna pattern a quick summer body.
You weren’t here working with us in December 🤚🏽
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Every Saturday at 6pm I ask myself why I chose the sport of football.
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3 hat-tricks in a month. Can we get this young man a move please 🙄
GOAL!
@HarbTownFC
1-4 Rugby.
Danico JOHNSON with another hat-trick and well deserved again. Quite simple: robs the ball off the dawdling keeper and walks it into the net.
#UpTheValley
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Frying Pan, Dudley Road was the mazza before the rat fiasco 😔😔
Half of yaz ain’t even old enough to remember though
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Not allowing your partner to like people’s insta pics is wildddddd
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This is better than CR7’s against Portsmouth
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I’m not buying no clothes all 2020 so when you see the same fits, please just mindddddd ya business
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Liverpool were 7 points clear & are now second.
Never seen a bumole like it
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If you have a goal & don't do something to get closer to it everyday, that shits just a dream man 😴
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Learning how to stfu when the football is on is a relationship skill
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I thought he was gonna lift it & it be a "Don't judge a book by its cover" type of video 😩😩😩😂😂
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You cannot get something you’ve never had unless you’re willing to do things you’ve never done.
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Standing there and recording the police murdering us is weak btw. This also a factor of why it continues to happen.
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Professional sport is about winning. Please don’t let anyone make you think different.
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Chelsea got bare black players , and bare racist fans.
How bizarre.
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Marriage is a bad contract for successful men.
He earns millions a year. She earns next to fuck all, she gets 31M of the 50M fortune he amassed. Backward world we live in
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I take some of the most outrageous shots in the DMs.
Why I think Ashanti is going to reply to Luke Shearer is beyond me.
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Please pay attention to the successes you have when you distance yourself from certain people & things.
It is not a coincidence
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That GOOD belly laugh is soul cleansing. Theres nothing like crying laughing tears with your people
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😆 these kids don’t know about having your whole Saturday ruined because Hayley spotted a logo on your shirt.
You know what. Beg someone bring the Bambu door lady out of retirement cse the new generation are too soft.
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Let's not forget Sir. Harry Kane could have passed it 5 yards to Stormzy affiliated Raheem Sterling to put us in the world cup final.
Course that won't be the narrative though 😇
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Stating semi-professional as your profession on national television
Give me a night off
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I don’t mind the volume going up on this one
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“Happy to get on the scoresheet today” tweets 😆🥴
Mate I’ve never met anyone unhappy to score. Rest
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