mulder, it’s me 👽 🍉
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⇢ communist sympathizer. movie watcher. a friend to all cats. || she/her. thirty.
Chicago, IL
Joined February 2018
When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to (literally)
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“The first woman to ever visit Nick Fuentes’ home” 💀.
🚨BREAKING: The first woman to ever visit Nick Fuentes’ home was allegedly sprayed with pepper spray and kicked down the stairs.
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Overall I think this is harmless, and I’m gonna say the quiet part out loud: you wouldn’t be making fun of this if you thought the person that did this was attractive.
my friend was the only girl at a hackathon & somebody gave her this note 💀
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This one came out right after the start of the pandemic and I thought it was so fricken funny and it still is.
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?.
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@KelsiLovett I mean yeah I totally agree, but there’s a slight difference between seeing someone at a hackathon, where you’re in the same room and possibly working alongside them, versus a random guy spotting you at the store and then figuring out what car is yours.
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SHE’S 57, YOU SICK FUCK
Liam Neeson, 72, admits he’s ‘madly in love’ with co-star Pamela Anderson, 57, after saying he’s done with dating
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The Andrew Callaghan allegations suck because it’s something that’s happened to myself and many women I know; a guy wears you down until you say “yes” because you don’t want to deal with what happens after you repeatedly said no….
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Who out here BURPIN AND SLURPIN.
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I am SOBBING at this old man bat wagging his little leg as he’s getting jojoba oil rubbed onto his little bat head 😩
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“Sting rays bothering white women” is my favorite genre of nature photography 💕
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What it’s like trying to date in a conservative city as a leftist
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It’s crazy seeing all the tweets by millennials acting like we’re immune to right-wing radicalization, when I know some of you watched these mfers when you were teenagers/young adults
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Alright ya’ll don’t make fun of me but here’s my tummy; rolls and all. 🥲
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Things we need to talk about more: getting rid of unpaid internships.
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I want the human version of this relationship.
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Why are people on here bringing back the r slur. You sound like a middle schooler from 2005. Stop it.
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So if a bunch of regular ass people had the power to fuck the stock market up before. why didn’t we do it sooner??.
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Do u think capitalists understand that if the working class dies from climate change, they’ll have no one purchasing/making things for them so they won’t be able to profit any longer or are they just holding out until they die too?.
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I just want democrats to understand… THE NUMBER OF JOBS ADDED DOESN’T MEAN SHIT IF PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK MORE THAN ONE OF THOSE JOBS TO BARELY SURVIVE.
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Have the Blue Man Group been the same three dudes for however many decades? Do they swap out all at once with replacements? One at a time? Do they even tell anyone? I’m scared
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Assassin’s Creed but the only target is Ronald Reagan.
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I look like this. But maybe slightly chubbier 👁️ 👄 👁️.
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Imagine someone saying “cooter” during dirty talk tho omg.
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Whether it’s the threat of violence, or because you’re in a situation where you physically can’t leave or get them out. So you do whatever they want to “get it over with.” And that’s the tricky thing; you “agreed” to it, so is it assault?.
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And technically, it very much is. If you don’t get an enthusiastic “yes,” then it’s game over. But so many of us try to downplay it because it’s not the textbook definition of assault. It’s just so fucking difficult being a woman.
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Why is he covered in bugs and she isn’t?? 😭😭.
this is not a shitpost, I just got served a paid advertisement from the RFK campaign where he talks like he is dying of emphysema while covered in bugs
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@sadarlo1 @ZaidJilani Allowing your child to receive a free lunch from the government is basically an admission that you’re not capable of properly supporting your family.
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And obv it’s hard being anyone that’s a victim of assault. But speaking as someone that’s a woman… sexual boundaries was an extremely difficult thing that I had to learn because I wasn’t outright taught. And that sucks.
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it should probably be a bigger scandal that the cta has literally caught fire 3, maybe 4 times in the month of june 2024 alone.
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Do I sometimes delete tweets and post them again without the typos because I’m embarrassed?. Absolutely, yes.
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I challenge leftist twitter to leave the 'hot leftist gun girls' alone for an entire 24 hours. Go!.
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@midwesternlove All of my friends’ friends are married 😭 or in very very long term relationships. I don’t know why, but I’ve never been in a situation with a bunch of single friends or friends with single friends. But I wish 🥲.
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Ya’ll are wild, I haven’t even posted a pic of my body and I got a bunch of thirst follows 😭. FYI: I’m basically a communist. Free Palestine, BLM, support your local library, etc. etc.
I look like this. But maybe slightly chubbier 👁️ 👄 👁️.
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If I’m cute, let me know . Because I have crippling low self esteem 🌈.
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I'm glad I got to meet everyone through NoComradesUnder1k but now I'm really irritated because I followed so many people back only for them to 1. never tweet again or 2. unfollow me almost immediately after, and now i'm following a bunch of people for no damn reason.
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So, about not being able to sit at minimum wage jobs:. It’s absolute bullshit because I know people who have worked retail for years who now have foot/back problems from having to stand on concrete for hours. Yet we still don’t give people healthcare??.
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Now I’m just panicked thinking about reproductive rights. If Roe v Wade gets overturned, idk what the hell we’re going to do. People will die, either from forced pregnancies or back-alley abortions. It’s just one nightmare after another.
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The comments on this are unhinged. Is it normal for the bachelor/bachelorette party to be a free day to cheat?? Like… what?? If you feel like it’s your last day of “freedom” then don’t get married?.
exposing someone's fiancé for having harmless fun at a bachelorette party is insane behavior. let girls have fun on the last free day of their lives.
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Honestly kind of thankful for the nocomradesunder1k hashtag cos before I got anxious about following people I didn’t know that I thought were cool cos I’d think “omg what if they think I’m a weirdo” but now we’re all weirdos mass following each other so it’s ok. 😌.
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Very serious question. How do you politely tell your fuck buddy they need to wear deodorant? 😭 I don’t want to sound like a dickhead but… it’s summer and it’s hot, ya’ll!!.
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This is how hotels with breakfast buffets do it too. Do ya’ll think we’re really back there cracking dozens and dozens of eggs all morning? 😩.
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I’m thirty years old and I have no idea wtf I’m doing personally or professionally.
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@_jadeisabelle A legislator in Michigan isn’t letting the governor appoint anyone new until she reopens restaurants for indoor dining. In the middle of winter. During a pandemic. 🙃.
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Every single day, Aaron Bushnell’s words echo in my mind: The machine demands blood. None of this is fair.
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The way I see it, the colonization of Mars can only lead to 2 things. 1. Luxury space resorts for the ultra wealthy . Or. 2. Space prison. I’m gonna bet on space prison.
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I wish dating sites just said “left” instead of “liberal” because “other” just sounds like I’m into conspiracy theories.
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Idk how much I can trust the general public when they think the Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men are funny.
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@SaeedDiCaprio Damn. Imagine admitting to twitter that you can’t even treat your girl as well as a personal trainer.
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@starlittbritt @NepswirlDaBeard I definitely use a lot of the white phrases hahah. “it’d be nice outside if we didn’t have any wind” 🙃.
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How do ya'll make friends on here? I feel weird sliding into the DMs. I've only made friends by people talking to me first. basically exactly how I make friends IRL 😂😭.
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Welp, ya girl is officially a dirty card-carrying union member. 🐈⬛
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Alright so, here’s the guy I was talking about. We’ve been talking for a few days and then out of left field he “accidentally” sent me a video of him pleasuring himself. Block him if you’re following him. I want our community to be a safe space. “Accident” or not.
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Mint chocolate chip ice cream is good and does not taste like toothpaste and I will die on this hill 😤.
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Can any of ya’ll draw an ampersand without googling it.
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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP: LEONARD HAS BEEN ADOPTED!!! 🥺.
Leonard is one of the sweetest cats we have ever met. Any time someone passes his kennel he is sure to greet them with a chirping meow and outstretched paws. But, sadly, once potential adopters turn to see him, they leave the room with quiet snickers and whispers.
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But why would you call anything besides a Coke COKE.
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People should be able to leave toxic workplaces and not be ineligible for unemployment. Like sorry a job caused mental duress that didn’t quite get to the “s*icidal ideation stage”, but having to choose between being mentally unwell and mentally unwell + broke is fucked.
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Has anyone ever successfully taken a mental health day from work (as in, without lying about why you’re calling off?).
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I hate hate HATE when people experience joy out of making quiet/introverted people doing things that make them uncomfortable or that they very clearly don't like.
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Praying for an account that’s just a collection of “x making bill maher look like a bitch”.
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I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about Young Sheldon
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Chuck D talked at a design conference I was at years ago so I went up to him and asked “Hi Mr. Chuck D (lol) can me and my classmates get a pic with you? 🥹” and he DID.
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Are there any leftist video games out there? Or games that could be if u really really think about it?.
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It’s been awhile. Here’s an exhausted pre-shower selfie 👁️ 👄 👁️ heheh
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My fuck buddy said our arrangement is weird bc we’re both on meds that make it so that it’s harder to climax and like… yeah. Is there a word for this? Lmao.
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@fatstevebuscemi Yeah I feel like I’m on an indefinite break from dating. Last person I “dated” was a guy who I reconnected with (after he ghosted me the year prior, this should’ve been a red flag), who ended up screwing me over again. It’s rough out there.
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I had a coworker like this who had no ounce of fat on here, who would get slightly bloated after she ate and would complain about how she looked pregnant. I’m begging ya’ll to shut the fuck up.
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Please god I just want my crush to like me back so I don’t have to do this anymore
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Did anyone else think FTW meant “fuck the world” and not “for the win”? Lmao.
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Since men like sending unsolicited dick pics, I’m going to give u unsolicited advice:. Stop taking your profile pics angled from below in a poorly lit room like a goddamn serial killer.
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It is very difficult existing in this world as a woman, when, if you gain weight for whatever reason, people will point out that “oh 😔 you’re less ‘desirable’ now”. We are not here to be palatable to others.
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If the only way to get other Supreme Court justices is for them to step down or pass away…
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But uhh real talk, anybody else on here have their life completely derailed by the pandemic and maybe wanna start a little support group/group chat? I am losing my mind.
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Fellas… I’ll be an apartment girlfriend/wife. I can still cook and decorate in there. lmao.
fwiw i dated 2 women this year who wanted a trad relationship. one of them left me because i live in an apartment, and she said “how can i be a housewife … with no house?”.
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@boobsweatntears Anti-SJW YouTubers from a decade ago 🥲 amazing atheist, Chris Ray gun, sh0e on head, blaire white.
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Having a mental health crisis shouldn’t be a death sentence, pass it on.
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@ughfinewhatever Ok damn he could’ve at least waited until he was out and never had to run into you again. That’s wild 😭.
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WhY aReN’t We OuT tHeRe DoInG tHiS fOr HeAlThCaRe. Reason #1 : We don’t want to get shot???.
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Apparently there was discourse on whether or not holding a door open for women is treating them like they’re helpless? lmao. All I gotta say is, idc who you are. If you make eye contact with me and then let the door shut in my face cos you didn’t want to hold it, you’re rude af.
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Did people actually own these? Did it cost an arm and a leg? Was it actually useful??.
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I am number 7 if u even care.
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I hate that being unemployed is making me feel more normal/mentally healthy than when I had one. Are there people that really enjoy work, or have they just convinced themselves that it doesn’t matter as long as they’re a “productive member of society.”.
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Why didn’t anyone tell me Canadian bacon is just ham????.
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So a lot of people have followed me bc I said I was built like Miss Nepal (and I am, basically lol) but FYI: Black Lives Matter, #landback, and free Palestine, bitch.
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Do you think die-hard trump supporters will ever be able to be deprogrammed, or will they stay like this forever?.
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