Shawty Farquaad
@_legallybald
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My header is accurate. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Southern fried menace to society.
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Proud of me! I finally walked away from the most evil, toxic, manipulative man I’ve ever met in my life.
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@unclelondonn__
Cut the seat warmer on on your way to her so you serve it hot and ready like a lil ceasers pizza lol
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@Tonishia6
Then hop up on your feet and really grind and come all the way up to the tip and grip and release, just the tip *repeat until he can’t take no more
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I thought b/c I was experiencing so much pain that I was healing b/c healing is painful too. I stepped outside of my hurt and realized I was in pain b/c I was repeating behaviors. So progress is shifting my perspective on what healing is suppose to feel like.
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@LILEARTHCACTUS
Because we’ve allowed them to believe that their proximity to us and their ability to do actions that have been deemed “Black 🙄🙄” gets them an invitation to “the cookout” = Black spaces.
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@TheBaddestMitch
do they really need to use this just to stick an extra long qtip in you… it’s excessive at this point! And that damn clicking noise when they’re adjusting it 🤢
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@_dee1nonly
@adrierose_
Not only that but so many certified and licensed mental health workers are offering free or extremely reduced services to folks who need that help. While she is a lovely woman who has been positive through this, it is selfish to assume she too isn’t struggling...
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Wanting to have sex immediately after a disagreement… FOR ME, using sex as a tool of reconciliation creates a relationship that thrives on shit going bad b/c the reward is pleasure. Nope!
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@CleoNeptune
But have you seen the other shows?! They’re boring. They aren’t page turners nor binge worthy.
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Soooo I wouldn’t normally do this but got dammit I look like a chocolate angel in this. If y’all ever need extra cheeks for a shoot, let me know sis!
@PinkmoonLW
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@Radicalerikaa
That whole episode, if you’re referring to the Netflix show, was weird with her. Her energy was yuck. She didn’t have much to say. Her continuous efforts to be the “poster child” of lesbians is exhausting and frustrating when NOT NO ONE CONSIDERS HER AS SUCH but her. 🙄🙄🙄
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@JasmynBeKnowing
I’ve successfully gotten my back blown to smitherings and cooter ate from the rooty to the tooty.
And engaged 🙃🙃🙃 strong -ed on that.
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@YeYee_shishi
@Tonishia6
Play Summer Walker’s “Tonight” followed by Raahiem “Peak(Fed Up)” while you’re doing it! Gwuurrrll!
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To my neighbors…. I am sorry I’ve been playing Wizkid Essence all weekend but it just makes me feel so hot in the pants
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@QINGORACLE
What’s so interesting about this is that I had a dream last night about a large snake. Harmless. It was with me and then it left and left its old skin then came back.
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@BtSquared2
This sounds like me and my brother. We are 16 years apart and still need intervention from our parents at times Lolol
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@kayekashe
Nah, sis. Ima give that thang a lil pitty pat and head to the room. Life too short to be playing them games.
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@AmariBailey
This was the worst decision I made as a freshman in college. The pain, longer and heavier periods, and even the acne and depression. It also lowered my sex drive and caused me to gain 50 pounds. It’s a HUGE no for me. Only lasted 9 months with it.
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This is weird but so common today. Women only want to befriend other women based off the male gaze. Very curated for content creation type friendships. They never last long at all!
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@kaliii
Fire loves fire! Aries men are exciting until they’re crazy and that transition happens pretty fast!
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@brazzydiddat
@Tonishia6
Sis, I searched my phone for an appropriate version. This the best I got. The up and down with the pop is how you should start. When you get to the top, GRIP GRIP GRIP as you go down then release & repeat!
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@BigStre90635402
I had to straight up tell my mom that the only thing standing between me and her tussling is that I call her mom. She now thinks before she speaks.
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@_dee1nonly
@adrierose_
And may not have the capacity to handle folks unloading on her. Like admire her enough to go seek professional, long term help. This other shit is lazy. To be very frank!
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#twinning
so because Le and Ge are black they look bad even though the other girls started the entire fight?
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@FaveEngineerJen
Pull all of it but the tip out then give it one final squeeze while asking for that social
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I genuinely would like to expose the hell that
@AgnesScottCollege
put me through during this graduate program and how they allowed Shannan Palma to perpetuate racism blatantly with absolutely no repercussions!
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@iloveyu_NOT
Every time someone posts something silly & get a reaction, they try to play it off like a misunderstanding...nah we get what you saying guh.
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Not at all! It should be running down your face if you're doing it right.
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@delafro_
Yes!! Yes!!! They have absolutely no stamina. I just use my vibrator afterwards. One has commented “I guess I didn’t do a good job”. And I let him know he did but I want more and well... he was completely done 😒
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@___inCANdescent
My granny wasn’t hearing that shit. I had to sneak and watch when she finally went to sleep. It was the start of my villain story. Now look at me… a witchy bitchy.
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Okay so yea law school is actually happening! I promise this is my last degree.... I think. But yea YA BITCH GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING LAW SCHOOL!!!
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Wait, the job I really wanted called and it’s $40/hr. God is so good to me! I’m speechless. I’m fucking speechless. 2 offers 24 hours apart. Both offering me more than my current job. Bruh! If only you knew what tf I been through! DAWG!
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Y’all I’m still on the date 🤭🤭🤭
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Found a man that eats prunes with me, watches my rock climbing shit with me, goes across the monkey bars at the park with me, and gives me forehead kisses as much as possible. City girls… I come to you today with some bad news.
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@afrocongoo
The original cry to not loot that specific store and I know that person, how fitting lolololololololol
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Intro: Arya on a horse beyond the wall discovers Black people.
#GameOfThrones
prequel spinoff: George R.R. Martin reveals 5 new, key facts about the project 👀
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It's cultural appropriation sprinkled with fetishization and topped with privilege.
Question of the day: Do you believe its cultural appropriation if other girls who are not black get styles such as cornrows & box braids?
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Keeping a straight face when I hear bullshit
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@melaninmamis
you don't need to explain yourself to no one. Let them watch you work & interpret your moves as they please!
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@Glamazontyomi
Which is why sex with women has always been better for me because they always match my energy. ALWAYS!
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Wait, Scarlet Johansson isn’t in this? Wow! WOW!!!
#Hustlers
Trailer:
@JLo
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@ConstanceWu
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@KekePalmer
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@iamcardib
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@lilireinhart
and
@Lizzo
Unite for stripper revenge tale, inspired by the true story. Watch here:
#HustlersMovie
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@Glamazontyomi
*uses my library voice
When I s**irt and they are slu**ping it all up. Makes me 🥴🥴🥴
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I pray Annalicia is having a great day today!
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@PrestonMitchum
@TrevorProject
Wow! I truly hate to hear this. After doing work around youth mental health specifically in Georgia and championing this org, I feel for the babies that still need these resources. While there are others that exist, this org was/is highly regarded here.
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Well I can do my split again. Haven’t been able to since freshman year of undergrad.
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@Glamazontyomi
I’ve experienced this. And I was so concerned about making a mess but he proved to be a napkin as well. 😊
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Can we talk about this tan?!?! And the face you can safely zoom in on?! And the nails?! And the extra thigh meat?! And my “I’m genuinely so happy to be here” smile?!?
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If you want boneless coochie, get this from EWC! And an exfoliating pad (from Target or Walmart)...What hair bumps?!?! NONE!
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@spiceedaddy
I worked in an elementary school where this was too normal. We were constantly breaking up fights between the girls and boys. It was beyond disheartening to see how comfortable they both were interacting with each other like that.
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Y’all!!! I may have just gotten my first book editing gig! BITCH! BIIIITTTTTCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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@MOTHERMAGE
Facts! Their community exist only as a placeholder for a romantic partnership. They too are losers.
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@melaninmamis
honey & coconut oil mixed helps to loosen your curl pattern! & apple cider vinegar is a great scalp cleanses for build up!
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@Audemars_Iver
The thumbs up in east Point goes up every day of the week! And rightfully so with them big fluffy ass pancakes for the low
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