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@_knarb
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3 years
Bitcoin looking good Going to be a big week
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3 years
how are you coping, bears?
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3 years
Here's a substack highlighting the basics of @CelestiaOrg in layman's terms in an attempt to help the average person understand what Celestia is about
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10 months
average life cycle of a new pairs enjoyoor
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2 years
Dear God, this week I bridged into the most exotic chain in the darkest corners of crypto, aped into a dead no liq shidcoin and voluntarily used myself as exit liquidity for those diamond cock guys yet again. Will this gruesome cycle ever end? Happy Easter.
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@_knarb
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11 months
imagine not being unemployed having 99% of your nw in crypto and stressing over the tiniest of drawdowns, having mood swings the size of mount everest that ruins your social skills and dopamine receptors
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10 months
theres too many things going on it hurts
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2 years
@coinfessions this is every crypto youtuber
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1 year
There's been a lot of talk about $FOUR A lot of CT are in the newest meme coin from @jebus911 Yes, even @cobie His public address (maniac.eth) sent ETH to a new addy (0x8d41b39109cedcc1943fb574b61812e16a538878) to ape the presale He's currently up over 30x
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2 years
Privacy's been a banging topic lately, here's a full-length article on @aztecnetwork , a privacy-focused ZK-rollup on @ethereum
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10 months
this is my quant
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2 years
@ksicrypto greatest to ever live
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2 years
@coinfessions seek help brother
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1 year
over the past month, i've infiltrated various alfa daos both through this account and my alts to determine how "alfa" they all are the definitive ranking: 1. @UnidentifiedDao 2. @oz_dao 3. @HiddenStreetCap 4. @AlfaDAO_ 5. @DCDAO_ just my honest opinion (which is fact)
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1 year
Cobie posted a youtube vid titled "All-In Summit: Bill Gurley presents 2,851 Miles" The presence of the words "all in" has resulted in speculation on whether he is telling us to all in the market rn. I utilized GPT4 to dissect his possible intentions. Here's what i found 👇
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@_knarb
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9 months
wait till larry fink finds out tokenized $SPX already exists
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8 months
throwback to last night's @dcdao_ first ever meetup 😂😂 Was sick to finally meet up with these fellow degens, from the #trenches to #reallife we stay #winning
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2 years
@retardd_ @insiliconot Institutional Market makers are hired exclusively from the top art schools around the world in order to paint pictures on the chart in order to HOOK filthy retail traders into terrible positions. Never forget this and stay vigilant
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@_knarb
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10 months
read the intelligent investor by benjamin graham and now my portfolio looks like this
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3 years
@smolgrrr come to bed then
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3 years
proceed with caution
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1 year
would be cool if @0xRacerAlt let us preview the inside of a chatroom or at least show someone's recent activity status BEFORE buying a key so i dont have to eat the 20% fee if they end up being inactive or lack commitment
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3 years
Dropped a new article on @DriftProtocol while going deep into its DAMM and how they the stack up in the landscape of DEXs
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3 years
@MashiroTrades i am sidelined
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2 years
Notes from an @EthCC session by @cwgoes , Co-Founder of @anomanetwork covering: - Privacy🔒 - The State of Privacy in Blockchains⛓️ - @namadanetwork 🟡 1/2
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2 years
@smolgrrr this is literally BTCDOWN
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9 months
this is a sick market
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1 year
heading out to smack the first bald man i see
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2 years
stop fudding binance lol they're going to be fine dont be an idiot calling for another big exchange to crash its unlikely lmao i withdrew tho goodluck
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1 year
egirls are hilariously mispriced 1M on ig, 400k on twt, 168k on twitch, 150k tiktok, an army of simps that eclipses peak roman empire price under 0.2e is CRIMINAL
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2 years
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1 year
. @fuckyourputs is coping and you're not buying more?
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@smolgrrr how nice of them to tell us whats gnna happen
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3 years
@smolmooo how so? it's me real Barry Silbert tweeting from my alt because i am currently in starbucks and i forgot the password to my main account
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1 year
"stop trading, believe in something" is up there as one of the most influential CT tweets of all time
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@Melt_Dem lifting heavy objects in a room full of other ppl lifting the same heavy objects
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9 months
@0xKNL__ $RXRX $GERN: Aging-related chromosome research and telomerase inhibition $DNLI: Neurodegenerative disease treatments $BPMC: AI x oncology & blood disorder therapies $EXAI: Patient-specific drug solutions w AI $SRRK: Aging-related fibrosis with monoclonal antibody treatments
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2 years
@smolgrrr mine's secured in ios notes app, icloud, ios files, photos, google drive and in DMs to my alts
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1 year
this organization is a cancer
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@_knarb
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10 months
Goodnight, my sweet prince
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9 months
War dogs But instead of arms trading in albania We trade vaporware artificial intelligence cryptocurrencies at home
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2 years
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1 year
@fuckyourputs shut up man
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2 years
@fuckyourputs less suicidal
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2 years
@mewn21 tradfi markets cannot be down for a prolonged period of time before the fed comes and saves it bcus the livelihood of the american ppl relies too much on it (401k, retirement plans, etc.)
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@fuckyourputs thats why ronaldo is the goat
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1 year
I felt more happiness in those 2 minutes than I have in the past 2 years
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1 year
my therapist said i should stop denominating my networth in "im gonna be so rich in 2024" and should live more in the present
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2 years
@12yearoldwithcc wow that guy fucks
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7 months
I AM MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT I AM UNDERPERFORMING BTC MY ALTS ARE FLAT DOWN DEAD ON THE GROUND IT HURT AND IM EATING DIRT
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11 months
extract value, never believe in something
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2 years
@smolgrrr sorry bera but saudis have arrived
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2 years
@fuckyourputs if we bottom then the latter, buy btc/eth then slowly rotate into emerging narratives
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10 months
1.5k mcap -> 71.9B mcap in two hours liquid 50,000,000x believe in something
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10 months
average life cycle of a new pairs enjoyoor
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2 years
@fuckyourputs Silver market cap = $1.1T Walmart market cap = $375b Litecoin market cap = $4.3b Litecoin is digital silver, the gas token for the walmart network and to secure the walmart chain. Based on my P/E P/S valuation, $LTC fair market cap amounts to $3T
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2 years
@smolgrrr that means price of ethereum will be 5% of $30 trillion
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9 months
Retweeted Mr. Beast's giveaway Not cuz I'm playing to win But to play everyone else Thin the herd, lower their odds It's all about the edge, man
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3 years
@kaspotz @fuckyourputs run just started kid, hop on the $ZEC train or hfsp
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1 year
when i was trying to be mysterious and cool and realised everyone thought i was gay and austistic
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2 years
cant make this shit up
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1 year
5x from call to шайлушай peak Current knarb key price = 0.039e
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@fuckyourputs nuclear war + IMF bans bitcoin, enforces CBDC + algostables collapse, force sell reserves + MSTR brink of collapse, saylor force closes positions + global cyber hack + tether/circle exposed as printing ponzi money out of thin air + UK housing market collapse + the rapture
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11 months
accepting anything less than the theoretical maximum value you could've extracted is accepting complacency
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8 months
Artificial Intelligence Anime Tits Binance Launchpad
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2 years
@divdotvc 1.) 90% of large VCs, exchange and protocol founders have shitposting alts 2.) some ct personalities are irl celebrities and/or athletes
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11 months
I am not outperforming the theoretical maximum value portfolio that would be up 100x in the last 24h, so I will now proceed to kill myself
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1 year
we smoked $DMT together but she $DUNG all over the couch so i had to $AXE her head off while i said $SHIA later
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@LeftsideEmiri
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Official Mantle bridge saying 1 week to transfer out, does it actually take 1 week? if so which is a better option?
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@fuckyourputs sometimes i wonder what would've happened if the locked otc jewel market never happened, would it have dumped as hard as it did or was the dump inevitable given the straight line up
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2 years
everytime i see a milady on the tl i fall to my knees, seething, coping, sick to my stomach for fading those ugly rats at <0.1e
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8 months
1/ Huge news from @beoble_official ! With the aim to revolutionize Web3 communication by enabling crypto wallet users to chat effortlessly and empowering Dapps with enhanced user engagement, here’s a quick overview of Beoble’s impact so far
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2 years
@fuckyourputs huge normie coin with followers willing to dca into it every month no matter the price
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7 months
Mr. Xing remains my number one broker for life. I invested $3500 with him and I was credited $26500 in a 14days interval. Mr Xing is a teacher not only a broker. Message him at the address below to get in touch and start earning today. 👇👇👇 @xingalong_
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oh nooo they cashed out $15M instead of $30-$150M, how could they live with themselves definition of stupid
@MacnBTC
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1 year
so $PEPE team dumped almost all of their tokens in the middle of bear market instead of waiting for bull and getting out x2-x10 more money definition of stupid
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2 years
@fuckyourputs sweet lord
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9 months
Ritual/TAO could be this cycle's SOL/ETH
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9 months
peak cycle froth will be job applications for social media interns in large companies reaching the thousands because everyone wants to sacrifice their future job electability to be able to tweet a memecoin ticker they have a bag in one time to get 5-6figs in seconds
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@knowerofmarkets its been there for months iirc
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2 years
@fuckyourputs dread it, run from it, best painters from top art schools in country will paint most beautiful bait u've ever seen
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imagine doxing and getting hit with this
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1 year
capitalism. hustle. zero sum. grind. profit. brotherhood.
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11 months
"the market doesnt know or care about your arbitrary portfolio numbers" yea well i fucking do and it hurts
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2 years
i mean..
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11 months
quantitative sent me this, idk what it means
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1 year
I am the first and ONLY person in this app to have decrypted cobie's hidden message this was just a GLIMPSE of the value i provide in my friendtech. a quick rundown of what you can expect from my keys can be found below. Invest NOW.
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@blknoiz06
Ansem 🐂🀄️
1 year
cobie said all in
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11 months
called the suicide hotline and told the operator im all in eth she told me to kill myself
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10 months
nasdaq 2% from ath bitcoin 66% from ath year-end bonuses for nerd normie analysts and consultants are here, its obvious what they'll be spending it on
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