Kate
@_kemmet_
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I’ve had suspiciously little therapy
Joined October 2013
The Jonas Brothers coming back means one very important thing There will be a seventh album Everyone will buy it It must outsell Kelly Clarkson
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RT @miakhalifa: my girls and i were gonna rage against the dying of the light but maybe I’ll see you at the afters?
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RT @dklmarxist: People be like “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” me personally I would wish some crazy shit on a minor rival
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RT @excesstential: you should not leave your newlywed wife to embark on a dangerous journey to finalize the sale of an abandoned manor to a…
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RT @_chase_____: being around a baby is so stressful. ur just trying to chill and they’re over in their little bouncy chair literally devel…
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We only do this if you were an asshole all night btw
Bartenders be like " heres that receipt, i'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar"
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RT @_chase_____: i was sooo locked in today. didn’t get anything done. but i was like super aware of it
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