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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
This is one of the single best efforts I have ever seen on a goal and noone is gonna talk about it in the NHL
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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5 years
LMAO AB
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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6 years
Reaves lights up Wilson 2 times in 10 seconds
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5 years
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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6 years
Crosby’s parents already did that. Next
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Emirates 24|7
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Woman gives birth to a goat
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Insanity. Most ever. More than Gretzky and Lemieux in a harder erra. What a player.
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2 years
Malkin congratulating himself on the assist😭😭
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2 years
Mackinnon- “I have been the drunkest guy at two of Sids so he better be the drunkest guy at mine” 😭😭 @penguins
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Jake
2 years
BREAKING NEWS: Gallant doesn’t like cheap shots
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
That deflection was absolutely ridiculous wtf Sid
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2 years
Mackinnon saying that his hotel number was 87 last night for good luck🥺🥺
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
In honor of Jake Guentzel making the All-Star game. What a guy. Hated the Flyers before he was even a Penguin.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
5 years
Mommyyyyy come pick me up im losing 6-0
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
This fucking guy bro. Unbelievable. Elbow straight out. Hes lucky Palat ducked.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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5 years
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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6 years
2016: Pens win and Ovechkin walks by Crosby as if he doesn't know him 2017: Pens win and Ovechkin walks by Crosby as if he doesn't know him 2018: Caps win and Crosby goes up to Ovechkin and tells him to go and win the cup. Sorry to break narratives that Crosby is a baby. LOL
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 months
Nothing to see here just Trouba attempting to take Necas head off with an elbow that extends 90 feet. Good thing he fell first or hes concussed
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
The Kraken already have more instagram followers than the Islanders and they haven’t even played an NHL game yet😭
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Hextall signed Rust, Rakell, Letang, Malkin for $22.3M or an average of $5.5M per player lmao
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Yea uh Crosby is ridiculous
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Sidney Crosby has 6 points in 2 games He is first in the NHL.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
This is one of the best Pens jerseys.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
1 year
Rangers fans chanting "Crosby sucks" after he just became 2nd in NHL history with 18 straight point-per-game seasons only behind Gretzkys 19. He definitely laughs on the bench
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
5 years
This sequence by Tom Wilson is a fucking joke 1. Jabs Pastrnak in the nuts 2. Tries to run him over nowhere near the puck 3. Punches him 3 times while hes on the ground 4. Attempts to sucker punch Clifton right after Literal trash
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
This isnt even close. Ovechkin and Backstrom: 1 Cup 2,341 points in 2,234 games Crosby and Malkin: 3 Cups 2,442 points in 1,992 games 😅
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
3 years
Two unstoppable duos in their primes. 😤 Which one would you rather have on your team? 🤔
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
Flyers: 5 wins since November 16th Penguins: 5 losses since November 16th 😭
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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2 years
The Pens fans legit got to Igor clearly. Chants work. Except vs Sidney Crosby who scores everytime an arena boos him.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Crosby is ON the ice in a regular jersey. Wow
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Jake
2 years
Sidney Crosby is now at 1,396 points. He is only TWO away from Alex Ovechkin and Jarri Kurri for 21st all time. He has played 155 less games than Kurri and 167 less games than Ovechkin.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
4 years
If PIT and EDM do lose, i hope Lafreniere goes to one of them so the NHL and the fans can say “omg thats so unfair” after ignoring that those 2 top 8 teams in the league have to play to get into the playoffs after a 4 month break, scratching the great regular season the both had.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Last 82 games Sidney Crosby: 36G 64A 100P Jake Guentzel: 43G 52A 95P Evgeni Malkin: 32G 56A 88P Bryan Rust: 38G 40A 78P Is that good?
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
6 years
Tom Wilson suspended
@dailystar
Daily Star
6 years
Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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2 years
Penguins are undefeated since Sidney Crosby slammed back 10 vodka sodas at the Halloween party and got hammered.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
LMAO Carter just murdered two Islanders
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Jake
2 years
Remember when Crosby was an absolute psycho and tried this on his backhand lmao
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Here is my realistic lineup for next year Guentzel-Crosby-Rakell Tkachuk-Malkin-Forsberg Trocheck-Kadri-Rust Hagelin-Bonino-Kessel Thoughts
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Finally got Troubas elbow on Guentzel 20 seconds in.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
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5 years
Daily reminder that Sidney Crosby has played 14 NHL seasons. His worst season being 2015-2016 where he put up a dissapointing 36 Goals 49 Assists 85 Points Came in Third in the league. Lol
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Jake
2 years
LMAO he got so offended that he wasnt recognized as the drunkest. Thats my Sid
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Jake
2 years
So just to be clear the Rangers took out 2 of the Penguins 5 best forwards with high hits and elbowed Guentzel in the head 20 seconds into game 5 which would have been 3 of the top 5 out with concussions but the Penguins get all the calls. Just taking notes
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Jake
2 years
The only way the Rangers can win games is when they injure players. Rakell first. Crosby second. No calls on either. Fucking unbelievable.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
6 years
Crosby is now only ONE point behind Ovechkin in his career He has played 140 less games
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
I dont know how anybody could watch an NBA playoff game after watching an NHL game and saying “wow this is exciting”
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Rust was about to punch Lindrgen in the head and Kappy had to hold him back😭😭😭
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
6 years
Oshie leaves his feet on every hit he makes and then when he gets hit he throws a fit.. 0 respect for this asshole
@nhlchirpz
NHL Chirps
6 years
TJ OSHIE OUTTA NOWHERE 😱
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Jake
2 years
Crosby now at 504 Goals 875 Assists 1379 Points 6 back of Ovechkin in 168 less games. I say he passes him
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
4 years
CONFIRMED: Evgeni Malkin has been tested #positive for being a top 50 player of all time.
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2 years
Sidney Crosby is 3 points away from entering 25th all time in points. He will be passing Mike Modano. Crosby has played 422 less games than him too lol
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Jake
2 months
This guy is the biggest fucking baby in the league
@Zibanejesus
Matt NYR
2 months
“Ref, do your f*cking job you a**hole”
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Jake
2 years
I watched this like 50 times today already
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Pens first 5 games: 4-0-1 Pens next 7 games: 0-6-1 Pens last 12 games: 9-2-2 Its literally been like 3 seasons so far
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
I know people will disagree, but if the Pens win game 4 and Jarry is ready to go for game 5, im keeping Domingue in for game 5
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Jake
1 year
Wake up babe. Brian Dumoulin and Jeff Carter get to try to contain Connor McDavid today
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Jake
2 years
You’re FUCKING joking me that you dont call this. A DIRECT elbow to the fucking face and Crosby hasnt been back since. Absolute joke.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Did mackinnon just say the number 87 was his hotel room number last night and he knew it would be good luck or am i hearing things
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Still thinking about this
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thinking about malkin greeting a cat
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Jake
6 years
“I would rather have Matthews and Tavares than Malkin and Crosby” Last 2 years: Matthews & Tavares: 303 GP. 139G. 143A. 282P Crosby & Malkin: 297 GP. 148G. 200A. 349P Come again
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
Ovechkin last 26 games: 15 goals Guentzel last 18 games: 15 goals Well
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
Here is a cool stat The Penguins currently have the BEST penalty kill in the history of the NHL. The best before this season was the 2011-2012 Devils at 89.6% Halfway through the season, the Penguins are at 90%
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
How’s name is guy
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thinking about malkin greeting a cat
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Jake
2 years
LMFAO Binnington is such a loser go sit down dumbass you suck
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
So new recap: 1. Trouba elbows Crosby and Guentzel in the head and gets a total of 2 penalty minutes 2. Matthews held for 10 seconds and they dont call anything. 3. McDavid gets obliterated when hes not near the puck and nothing. Good 2 days for the refs protecting stars.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
I actually can’t believe the Pens lost to this Rangers team that I am currently watching. Unbelievable dude
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
1 year
First 8 seasons adjusted points per 82 games: Crosby: 1015 McDavid: 987 People forget how unreal Crosby was his first 8 years. Hes still unreal btw
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Jake
1 year
Having these 5 players should never lead to a playoff miss. Ever.
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Jake
2 years
I dont want anyone to tell me ever again that Capitals fans and Islanders fans are worse than Rangers fans. Never.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
5 years
GMJR has traded Maatta Sheahan Brassard 6th round pick For Kahun Bjugstad McCann Marino Holy hell
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Crosby scoring the game winning goal when Dubsinky is watching in the audience and the fans crying that it should have been interference. Theres no other appropriate way for this game to end
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
Tom Wilson 1. Hits Buchnevich head into the ice 2. Punches Buchnevich in the head while hes down 3. Punches Strome 3 times while hes down 4. Takes Panarin and slams his head on the ground and then punches him on the ground in the face injuring him Caps fans- “RENT FREE”
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
If Crosby comes back to save us I will get his face tattooed on my ass. No fucks given
@OtherNHLCrosby
Wes Crosby
2 years
Sidney Crosby seems to be in good spirits. Had the puck near the right post, firing down low. Smiling the whole time.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
1 year
Only player with balls on the team basically
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
Sidney Crosby has tied Alex Ovechkin in points (1,405) for 21st in NHL history. He has played 167 less games. Next up, Dale Hawerchuk (1,409) for 20th all time.
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
100% Penguins/Red Wings
@Conditional1st
Jimothy Timothy Miller
2 years
Has there ever been a series in the history of the NHL that has had a better four players than McDavid, Draisaitl, Mackinnon, and Makar? I don’t think so but debate
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
5 years
Since this tweet the penguins won the cup twice and the flyers made the playoffs 1 time (got eliminated by the penguins) the flyers will not be in the playoffs AGAIN this year This is the worst tweet of all time lmfao
@BroadStHockey
Broad Street Hockey
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One team is rebuilding and the other is all in for the Stanley Cup 😂😂😂
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 months
There are actually people saying this wasnt in the head even though ERODs head quite literally moves because it gets hit on the side
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
1 month
Mcdavid only won the Conn Smythe because the league felt bad for him. Soft
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
5 years
Alex Ovechkin has played 40 games and has 38 points Evgeni Malkin has played 25 games and has 36 points 😳😳😳😳😳
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
Here is the best part about @BDubi17 Ovechkin against Dubinsky: 50GP 24G 17A 41P (.82P/G) Crosby against Dubinsky: 55GP 21G 51A 72P (1.31P/G) LMFAO
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Jake
2 years
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS OH MY GOD
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
6 years
Caps fans complaining that the Wilson hit wasn’t a penalty. I literally can’t take it. The stupidity is through the roof with these absolute morons.
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Jake
2 years
This guy Zucker is on fire
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Jake
2 years
Through Crosbys first 1000 games, he has been the best player in the world not named Gretzky/Lemieux. Unbelievable
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
4 years
Crosby has 5 less points than Claude Giroux in *checks notes 30 less games
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
3 years
Im actually just so sick at the Sid V Ovi talk. Ovi is the best goal scorer of all time. Thats established. Crosby is literally better at everything else including but not limited to: Hockey IQ Passing Defense Faceoffs Edge Work Skill Deflections HandEye Higher P/G Leadership
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
5 years
Since the trade Sheahan + Brassard = 4 goals Bjugstad + McCann = 13 goals
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Jake
3 years
Woke up thinking about how this wasn’t a penalty
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Jake
2 years
Sid is so superstitious that the way we find out of hes playing tonight is if he kicked a soccer ball im dying
@renlavoietva
Renaud Lavoie
2 years
Sidney Crosby did his game day routine this morning playing soccer with couple of teammates. @penguins
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Jake
6 years
Guentzel: “oh my fucking god” After flyers fans continue to embarrass themselves
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Jake
2 months
???
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@Laf4MVP_
e-Lafreniere For MVP (Fire Drury)
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Happy Fathers Day #NYR
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@_j_a_k_e_d
Jake
2 years
If Crosby played 82 game seasons: 2005: 103P 2006: 125P 2007: 111P 2008: 110P 2009: 110P 2010: 132P 2011: 140P 2012: 128P 2013: 107P 2014: 90P 2015: 87P 2016: 97P 2017: 90P 2018: 104P 2019: 95P 2020: 93P 2021: 98P Is that good? I think so😂😂
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Jake
2 years
OH MY GOD RUST!!!!! 3-2!!!!
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Jake
2 years
Nice of John Marino to wait until Game 82 to do this. Awesome hit
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Jake
5 years
The single best moment of the decade for the penguins was Kunitz goal vs Ottawa.
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Jake
2 years
Tristan Jarry currently has a .922SV% and a 2.28GAA Both of those numbers are better than ANY season that Marc-Andre Fleury had in 13 years on the Penguins. Put some respect on my goalies name
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Jake
2 years
Sidney Crosby: “A terrible rule probably ends up being the difference���
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Jake
2 years
Is anyone still pissed that David Perron decided to suck as a Penguin but play amazing on every other team
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Jake
3 years
HAHA that was awesome
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Jake
2 years
I simply dont buy that there wasn't intent by Trouba. He straight up elbowed Guentzel in the face 20 seconds into the game and got a penalty. In the last regular season game vs NYR, Trouba also elbowed Guentzel in the face and got a penalty. Miss me with that "accident" BS
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Jake
2 years
Guentzel still first in the league in goals in the playoffs.
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Jake
3 years
Malkin was on the ice for all 4 Penguins goals which clearly shows that he is ruining the chemistry by making the team better
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