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dnp telling you that you're valid and it gets better on loop ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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i did not expect phil lester out of all people to make a reference to THE Tumblr post on a random Monday night in the year 2023
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that's how i felt watching today's dan and phil games video :')
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just realised some of you didn't go through dan saying "we're best friends, arch enemies, husbands business partners, partners in crime, soul mates, just mates, who the fuck knows" in an interview in 2020
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dan and phil are so. "after 13 years he's finally living me" but "the longer we've been apart since 2009 was 2 and a half weeks when you went to florida" and "you don't recycle when i am not there bc you don't wanna bump into neighbours" and "i help dan to be heard in convos"
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omg it's october 19th happy 14th international dan and phil day to those who celebrate
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hearing dan howell say on his youtube channel "until the day the algorithm takes me down, i get one strike too many and y'all get even more old and tired, i will just upload because i love it" in the year of 2022 made me really emotional i do love this fucker (affectionate)
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they said i was delusional for still having the DanAndPhilCRAFTS notifs on but it paid off after 7 years
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dan and phil doing the "only a small percentage of people are actually suscribed" thing on DAN AND PHIL GAMES in 2023 ???? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY THIS IS
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my reaction to dan howell's new video in a nutshell
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realising how much dnp have grown into themselves since they started on youtube always makes me emotional like :') they're a constant reminder that it does get better and if you find your person, don't let go
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i thought we all collectively agreed on not speculating about dan and phil's relationship especially after what dan said in big??? like boundaries pls ๐ญ you can think whatever you want but don't have debates about it on the internet like they're fictional characters i beg you
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dan saying "since 2009 the longest we have ever been apart is actually 2 and a half weeks when you went to florida" in Dan is leaving me is still so crazy to me imagine not being apart from someone for 13 years (was uploaded on October 18th 2022 as well like the date ๐)
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a dan howell youtube video and a new my chemical romance song definitely weren't on my 2022 bingo and yet here we are. the world is coming back to its roots
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all of this happening within a month is CRAZY
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dan and phil are judging you for your last saved picture
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whenever they let us in a bit and are more free with their interactions with eachother on camera i feel like im intruding or stumbled on something i shouldn't see ๐ญ they keep us at a closer distance than they used to and that's really good i just hope people stay respectful
am i allowed to see this... i know they edited this video but i feel like it's still illegal to see this
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the fact went almost straight from no content on dapg for 5 years to this makes it even crazier
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dan and phil having regrets over aging up dil and aging him back down by making up a whole alien scenario with dan doing a whole monologue as an alien is so Them
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dan howell as a full grown ass man aged 32 microwaved foil. guys it does not get better actually
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if you've been a kind of consistent fan of dan and phil since 2019 then no matter what other fandoms you're in you'll always survive content droughts pretty well because i did not survive the 2 years without a dan upload and the 5 years of dnpg hiatus for nothing
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now that i am almost 21 i realize how young dan and phil were when they met especially dan like wdym he got to meet his person at just 18 years old he was a baby??? a tiny little human
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the night mf changed i am fragile. also 9 YEARS AGO?????
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technician 1 and 2 will forever be in my heart
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"dan and phil and their harem of micro twinks" daniel howell, 2024
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SHE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD MY BABY IS BACK!!!!!! OUR BABY!!!! DAN AND PHIL GAMES IS BACK WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKES THESE
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the fact this is how he came out genuine drives me insane but in a good way
mentally i am still here if anyone cares (they make me go insane)
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i swear to god if dan and phil are randomly bringing back dan and phil games in the year of 2023 just in time for a potential spooky week i will SCREAM
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just realised that next june it'll have been a whole 5 years, a whole HALF DECADE since dan and phil came out and i feel like time isnt real
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dan and phil have perfected the art of clickbaiting and that's why i love them so much
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to this day i still can't tell if this was originally made ironically or not
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in 10 days it'll have been a month we've been living in a post dapg hiatus world this is crazy
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dan almost falling off his chair again we're so back
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SPOOKY WEEK 2023 ON DAN AND PHIL GAMES IS AN ACTUAL POSSIBILITY ARE YOU KIDDING
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dan being "yeah i was sarcastic about this is the most fun ive ever had i just spent the evening answering questions with whiskers on my face ๐" as if he didn't keep that paper he wrote the questions on to this day like mf. are you sure about that.
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the look โข has been very present lately. also can we talk about how green is phil's color???? he looks so GOOD
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am i too dramatic if i say this genuinely changed my life for the better
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3 seconds in i dont know if i can deal with this today actually
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that video is just dan coming to the horrible realisation that they had shared way too much about their first London apartment online
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maturing is realising i will probably never have what dan and phil have and i've accepted that although it makes me sad. i do have wonderful friends that i trust fully with whom i can be fully myself and who are there for me and who i love very much and that's already great
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was genuinely startled by the sight of dan in something else than black skinny jeans
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no one will ever match the amount of comfort these two bring me
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same comparison when seeing andy 5 years apart omg <3
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idk about you but watching that new dan and phil games video felt like coming home, the second i heard that intro i had a visceral reaction
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"the gaming channel is coming back except they're old gay and phil can say fuck now" is the realest thing ive ever heard
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phil making a whole 20mins long video with dan just to announce they would be apart for 2 months was so dramatic but also to be fair it was the first time since they lived together that they'd be apart for so long. also the way he was so genuinely proud of dan's tour was so sweet
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they look like the full grown adults that used to be casted in high school movies to play high schoolers but in the best way. like andrew garfield as peter parker
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the fact dnp have an editor now means that they'll be able to upload regularly to the gaming channel without overworking themselves and that's really really nice
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"im in my cougar era, watch out twinks dan is on the prowl" okay sure dan
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do you understand how crazy this is. like THIS is dan and phil games. the same channel that was d*ad for almost 5 years straight. we got 5 uploads in less than 2 weeks. this is the definition of we're so back
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i will forever love them for their ability to clickbait tho like they've perfected that art and can now use it to get back at the years of speculation about their relationship they endured and weaponize it blatantly i just think it's cool and silly
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dan and phil really have a unique sense of house design
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im like 97% sure that the first video dnp upload on dan and phil games will be the dab and evan wedding trust me
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the fact its signed dan and phil and they didn't say which channel it will be on and their only common channel is dan and phil games i am connecting the dots
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if you haven't watched their videos for the past 5 years minimum you just don't get the lore, they've developed a whole language at this point like imagine randomly clicking on a video and you hear the word "phouse"
i like how so much of the content on the gaming channel has been focused on their already existing audience like no random person is gonna care about a video titled PARTIAL KITCHEN REVEAL
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is it a safe space to say that dnp made me believe in love in the way that whatever they are it's obvious they're really special for eachother and they work so well together and id never seen that before and knowing u can find a person you're that compatible with is so comforting
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this and phil struggling to say anagram are my two favorite clips they had me laughing so much ๐ญ that and the oppenheimer invented gravity thing as well
genuinely one of the funniest dnp clips ive ever seen like. why are there so many decimals involved you're just splitting it in half ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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dan and phil saying we like the long content maybe they should just make 7h long gameplay videos and im in my corner screaming STREAMING YOU CAN STREAM LIVESTREAM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES PLEASE
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i love dan and phil's choice of videogames for their videos like who else would choose to play a spooky golf game ๐
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two months since my brain was literally rewired and my life was changed
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happy birthday
@AmazingPhil
! i asked people if they could give me a reason why they love you, and 125 did!! here are all of these reasons :D
hope you'll have the bestest day possible,
love from all of usโค๏ธ
ps: there's a more readable version under this tweet!
#happybirthdayphil
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nothing will ever compare to the grip that dan and phil have on gay people all over the internet because we're deeply attached to them as they were the first queer safe space online we found growing up, even way before they came out and that's why we've stayed so attached to them
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something about the deep attachement people will always have to dan and phil because most of us went through our queerness journeys along them, we grew together and they gave us a space to be openly ourselves in our teenage years without mocking us when real life wasn't so kind
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i swear to god if the dan and phil merch coming out tonight is anything close to this i will ask dan and phil to send a free one to me
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ngl seeing how sister daniel is on video makes me think that that halloween night dan had on tour last year must've been wild ๐ญ phil being so flustered he's just like us
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this looks like all the happiness was plucked out of dans brain and put into this silly little creature
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wait if dan and phil do a full spooky week it means it would start today right?? i don't expect a full one i think we'll get one or two videos but they're free to prove me wrong
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like i just don't know
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oh my god just realised that if we're getting spooky week we might get gamingmas as well?????
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DAN PLAYING THE PIANO?? THIS VIDEO WAS TAILORED SPECIFICALLY FOR ME I FEAR
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will never get over their cute little matching outfits and the appearance of the shared jacket โข and phil choosing to post this for dan's birthday photodump like do you get me
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dan saying "i feel like i need a moment away from you to learn how to be a normal person" to phil and him replying "you'll learn it's worse" is so sick when they had just been talking ab the fact that dan needs phil to be heard in convos bc his voice fades into the background
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it's 2022 and dan howell is back on youtube, about to go on tour, and at an mcr concert tonight. everything's back into place. nature is healing.
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the dan series thing sounded so cool :(((( i am so sad actually
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between the "your dads" and the cute pics of eachother they really don't give a shit anymore i love them so much
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i haven't been coping well with the end of spooky week dnp shouldn't have gotten me used to daily content so quick after the dapg comeback now im running in circles in my room waiting for the next sims episode
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is this the right time to break my silence and say i think dnp should get a cat
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"we love all of our crafty audience that spread the message of this channel on all the other videos of the internet, everywhere, everybody enjoyed that" HELP
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phil's brains works in such mysterious ways like every single one of his submissions for google feud made me go??????
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