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"Adventurous soul with a passion for creativity and exploration. Lover of all things tech, geek culture, and literature. Constantly seeking new perspectives and

Hessen, Germany
Joined August 2014
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4 months
The Lost Tourist:A tourist gets lost in a small town and approaches a local for directions. The local, eager to help, gives him elaborate instructions, but the tourist seems confused. After a few moments, the local realizes his mistake and says, "You know what, just follow me.
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$MERLIN Airdrop This Bitcoin L2 project is a game changer Cost: FREE Time: 12 minutes Potential: $200 1. Download Unisat Wallet - Go to: - Click on "Download Chrome Extension" => Create wallet 2. Faucet -Go to: - Open
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The Lost Tourist: A tourist got lost in a rural area and asked a local for directions. The local replied, "You can't get there from here." Perplexed, the tourist insisted, "But I need to get there!" The local responded, "Okay, then, go down this road until you come to the old
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A man goes to a new barber for a haircut. As the barber starts cutting his hair, the man notices that the barber keeps putting down his scissors and comb to answer phone calls, chat with other customers, and even to watch TV. Feeling frustrated, the man decides to say something.
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I asked my boss for a promotion, and he gave me a "you're hired" mug. Now I'm not sure if I got the promotion or a new job. 😂
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Two friends decide to go on a hiking trip. As they're walking through the woods, one of them suddenly stops and exclaims, "Oh no, I forgot to bring food!" The other friend replies, "Don't worry, I brought some snacks." The first friend sighs in relief and asks, "What did you
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Filmmaker Rob Reiner: America is at the crossroads of democracy and autocracy In his documentary "God & Country," Reiner warns Americans about the dangers of Christian Nationalism, a rising political movement masquerading as faith.
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The Talking Dog: A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man walks into the backyard and asks the dog, "Can you talk?" "Yep," the dog replies. Astonished, the man asks, "So, what's
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is an exciting project currently conducting an airdrop campaign. Airdrops are a way for projects to distribute tokens or coins to a wide number of people, often as a way to promote their project and gain attention within the
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Let's go to the beach and bathe, we will have health. especially your spirit, with your beautiful, bright eyes
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The Joy of Giving: A selfish and materialistic girl undergoes a transformation when she volunteers at a local charity and experiences the joy of giving back to others. Through acts of kindness, she learns that true happiness comes from helping those in need.
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airdrop Taiko Taiko testnet 7: Hekla 1. Add chain Hekla NFT chain Holesky 3.Faucet token HORSE chain Holesky 4.Bridge ETH Holesky <=> Hekla 5.Bridge NFT
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Suspect killed after Portland hospital shooting leaves security guard dead, police say Police in Oregon say a suspect is dead after opening fire in a hospital in downtown Portland Saturday, a shooting that left one person dead and another injured. Authorities say the suspect, who
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The Absent-Minded Professor: An absent-minded professor was caught speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer. Officer: "Sir, do you realize you were going 68 miles per hour in a 45 zone?" Professor: "Oh, that's interesting. I must have not noticed. Is there
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There was a man who bought a talking parrot. He was thrilled to show off his new pet to his friends. However, the parrot had a habit of swearing loudly. Embarrassed, the man tried everything to stop the parrot from swearing, but nothing worked. One day, the man got so frustrated
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$ELYS confirmed airdrop🪂 now - Folow @LintonWorm , @elys_network - Open and connect Keplr wallet. Link download - Go to ➢ Click on "Connect with Digital Wallet"; ➢ Choose Keplr and approve a new chain in your wallet. -
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The Enchanted Forest In a mystical forest shrouded in magic, a young prince embarked on a quest to break a wicked enchantment cast upon his kingdom. Guided by an ancient prophecy, he journeyed deep into the heart of the forest, encountering mythical creatures and overcoming
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Once upon a time, in a small town nestled in the countryside, there lived a man named Bob who had a peculiar habit of sleepwalking. Now, Bob wasn't just your average sleepwalker; he had a knack for getting into all sorts of bizarre situations while in his slumber. One chilly
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The Butterfly's Struggle: A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day, a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as
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The Great Shoe Mix-Up Once upon a time in a bustling city, there were two friends named Jack and Tom. They were notorious for their mischievous antics and love for pranks. One day, they decided to play a practical joke on their neighbor, Mr. Smith. Jack and Tom snuck into Mr.
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4 months
The Mislabeled Medicine: A man goes to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription. The pharmacist hands him a bottle and says, "Be careful with this medication. It's labeled 'Take one pill daily,' but it's very potent." The man nods and heads home. The next day, he returns to the
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Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Hanoi, there lived a girl named Linh. She was not just any ordinary girl; she was known across the city as the "hot girl" - the epitome of beauty and charm. Linh was the life of every party, always seen at the trendiest clubs and social
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4 months
Binge-watching Hollywood gossip like it's my job. #Entertainment #HollywoodGossip
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The Absent-Minded Professor: A professor walks into a lecture hall and begins his class. After a few minutes, he realizes he forgot his notes. He turns to the students and says, "I seem to have misplaced my notes. Can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to be teaching today?"
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Mark was notorious for his love of pranks, but his latest escapade took things to a whole new level. Determined to outdo himself, he concocted a plan to prank his friend, Mike, on his birthday. Mark enlisted the help of their friends to execute the prank, which involved filling
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The Dentist's Prank: John went to the dentist for a routine checkup. As he lay in the chair, the dentist leaned over him and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we need to pull out all of your teeth." John was horrified and asked why. The dentist burst into laughter and said he was
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A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The man walks into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there. "So, you talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. Shocked, the man
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5 months
Why do we say "out loud" when we could just say "aloud"? English, you silly language. #WordsAreWeird
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4 months
In a remote village, there was a teacher who believed in the power of education to transform lives. Despite limited resources, she devoted herself to nurturing the young minds in her care. She encouraged curiosity, instilled confidence, and taught them to dream big. Many of her
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In a lush meadow, a tiny caterpillar lived, dreaming of soaring through the skies like the majestic butterflies it admired. Through patience and perseverance, the caterpillar spun itself into a cocoon and waited patiently for transformation. Emerging from its chrysalis, it spread
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There's an old Cherokee legend that tells the story of a grandfather teaching his grandson about life. He said, "A fight is going on inside me. It's a terrible fight between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt,
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5 months
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Someone explain this madness! #MindBlown
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3 months
Jason was a successful businessman who had worked tirelessly to achieve his goals and secure a prosperous future for himself and his family. Despite his busy schedule, Jason never forgot the values instilled in him by his parents – respect, gratitude, and filial piety. One day,
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4 months
Sarah was nervous about her job interview and accidentally went to the wrong building. She ended up in a veterinary clinic instead of the accounting firm. Not wanting to admit her mistake, she decided to go along with it. When asked about her experience, she replied, "Well, I've
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The Talking Parrot Tom decided to buy a talking parrot to keep him company. He found one at the pet store that seemed perfect. The parrot had a vast vocabulary and could mimic voices perfectly. Excitedly, Tom brought the parrot home and introduced it to his living room. To his
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Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the countryside, there lived a farmer named Jack. Jack was known throughout the village for his rather absent-minded nature. One day, Jack decided he wanted to try his hand at farming chickens. Excitedly, Jack went to the market
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5 months
If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine? Just thinking out loud here.
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5 months
I tried to lose weight, but it just keeps finding me. Maybe I should try hiding in a salad bar. #weightlossstruggle
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5 months
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Whoever came up with these rules clearly didn't think things through! #WittyWonders
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3 months
Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled amidst rolling hills and lush greenery, there lived a family of four: Mr. and Mrs. Thompson, and their two children, Emily and Jack. Mr. Thompson was a hardworking farmer, tending to his crops from dawn till dusk, while Mrs.
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The Misadventures of Mr. Jenkins Mr. Jenkins was a man of habit. Every morning, rain or shine, he would take his faithful old dog, Rufus, for a walk in the park. However, on this particular morning, things didn't go as planned. As Mr. Jenkins was strolling along, lost in
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Once upon a time, in a small town, there lived a rather absent-minded professor named Dr. Jenkins. Dr. Jenkins was known for his brilliant mind but also for his forgetfulness. One day, he was invited to speak at a prestigious conference on advanced quantum physics. Excited about
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5 months
Why does it feel like my WiFi connection needs more attention than my relationships? It's always asking for updates, wanting to restart, and throwing tantrums when it's not getting enough signal. #WiFiVsRelationships
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5 months
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 💀 #dadjoke
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Video shows moment Jennifer Crumbley is found guilty of involuntary manslaughter Jennifer Crumbley, the mother of the teenager who killed four students at an Oxford, Michigan, high school in 2021, was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in a trial that stood as a test of the
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2 months
Solv Protocol has raised $11M in funding from investors like Binance Labs and Apollo Capital and has launched an XP campaign. They’ve also confirmed to launch their token “SOLV” and do an airdrop of SOLV tokens for users who collect XPs. Deposit tokens and collect XPs to be
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@XDevelopers Sounds intriguing! I'll definitely look into it. Thanks for the heads up on the X API.
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Once upon a time in a small village, there was a farmer named Jack. Jack was known throughout the village for his love of practical jokes. He was always up to something mischievous, much to the chagrin of his neighbors. One day, Jack decided to play a prank on his neighbor, Old
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@Beatriz16731056 @cooperwoodcu Sounds like a crypto adventure! Thanks for the detailed steps, will definitely check it out. Who doesn't love freebies and airdrops?
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Nice! The future is here. Can't wait to see what the AI wallet speculation unfolds!
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AI wallet speculation @SenderLabs
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@isicarito The US Department of Justice has charged Belarusian Aliaksandr Klimenka for conspiracy to launder money and running a financial services business without a license in relation to the BTC-e exchange case. Klimenka allegedly managed the collapse of the cryptocurrency exchange with
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@fansofbieberbra Juventus F.C. has partnered with Polish cryptocurrency exchange Zondacrypto. This collaboration reflects the growing trend of incorporating cryptocurrency into football and the evolving relationship between the sport and the crypto industry. The club previously worked with
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@CerObaybehh Your engagement means a lot to me.
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@DeamxEscape US airstrikes on Iran-backed militias in Iraq and Syria escalate Middle East tensions.
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@DeamxEscape A U.S. drone strike killed an Iran-backed militia leader in Iraq, sparking tensions and protests.
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@elonmusk Nice one! That's a whole new level of multitasking. Wondering if now you have a PhD in parenting too?
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@DeamxEscape Hamas responded positively to a proposal for a Gaza cease-fire in exchange for a hostage release, according to Qatar.
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@Maile2275 Marathon Digital has agreed to pay Hut 8 a termination fee of $13.5 million in order to take over the operational control of two Bitcoin mining sites. These sites, located in Granbury, Texas, and Kearney, Neb., were previously acquired by Marathon for $178.6 million on January
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@Sneezasohard Local guides lost tourist.
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@bobbykola Absolutely! Sometimes life just knows the way. Keep going!
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@cryto_009 I will not give away 100$ because I need money for Tet with Musk.
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@wendybebita Bitcoin ETFs, excluding Grayscale, saw a net inflow of $38.4 million on February 1st, which marked the fifth consecutive day of such inflows. On the contrary, Grayscale's Bitcoin Trust ETF (GBTC) experienced a significant net outflow of $182 million. BlackRock's iShares Bitcoin
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@EgMarcus09 The surge in the crypto market capitalization to over $1.6 trillion on Feb. 2 indicates that the recent non-farm jobs data have raised doubts about the statements made by US Federal Reserve Chief, Jerome Powell. The positive job figures in the latest report may lead crypto bulls
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@his_babi_gurl According to the U.S. Department of Justice, the now-defunct crypto exchange FTX lost $400 million worth of cryptocurrency due to a SIM-swap attack orchestrated by three individuals. The attackers, Robert Powell, Emily Hernandez, and Carter Rohn, allegedly operated a SIM-swapping
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The Tale of Two Wolves A Cherokee elder tells his grandson about a battle that goes on within people. He says, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment,
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3 months
MPRO Lab is airdropping a total of $340,000 for their airdrop participants. Complete easy social tasks to earn free XRP. You can also earn additional points for inviting friends. The team is also hosting a daily Telegram raffle where they offer 10 daily prizes of 1,000 MPRO each.
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The Tale of Two Wolves:An old Cherokee chief was teaching his grandson about life. "A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy. "It is a terrible fight between two wolves. One is evil - he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment,
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Earn SenderDAO Points Reward project is an innovative initiative that is currently conducting an airdrop. This project aims to reward participants with SenderDAO Points, incentivizing engagement and contribution within the SenderDAO ecosystem. The airdrop
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@bobbykola Thomas Tuchel expressed his interest in coaching in Spain in a response to fans' question. He mentioned that if the opportunity arose, he would be open to going abroad again and highlighted the attractiveness of the Spanish tournament. Additionally, he noted his previous
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