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@_iBleedBlu

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I teach ppl how to put holes in bad ppl. USCCA Instructor. Owner of ets_selfdefenseacademy (IG). Father. D(M)V.

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7 months
Unfortunately, most of us walking around aren’t aware of what to do if we find ourselves in a sinking vehicle. Fear & panic will set in, costing us precious time. Take the time to learn what the steps are & coach you & your loved ones on them. Here’s what you need to do ⬇️:
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@_iBleedBlu
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My company is trying to move to a 4 day work week 🥺
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7 months
Commit it to memory. Purchase the necessary tools & keep them in the vehicle or on your body. Ensure everyone in your family who can understand knows the process. I pray you’re never in this position to use these steps. But it’s better to have it & not need it…you know the rest.
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Step 1: REMAIN CALM. Easier said than done, I know but it can only make your situation worse. You need a clear head & quick actions to take advantage of the short time you have. Vehicles typically float for 30-120 seconds before completely sinking.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
Step 2: ROLL DOWN ALL WINDOWS. This is your exit once the vehicle is submerged. Ideally, you want them down before the waterline reaches the height of the windows. The pressure may prevent the windows from rolling down after it reaches.
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7 months
If you cannot roll them down entirely, break them. Side windows, not the windshield. I carry a tactical pen everyday. It has a tip designed to break glass. Or get a specific glass breaker tool. Your headrest can work as well (tongs on bottom).
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Step 3: TAKE OFF YOUR SEATBELT. You don’t want to be restrained in a sinking vehicle. Remove your seatbelt quickly & the seatbelts of those in the vehicle with you. If you cannot, cut the seatbelt. Again, another reason to carry a pocket knife or tool daily.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
This means your survival & escape are based on your actions within the first two minutes of the accident.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
What you SHOULD NOT do: Don’t open the doors as a first move. That allows more water in quickly. Plus the pressure of the water will make it more difficult & you’re going to waste time & energy.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
Don’t wait for the car to fill. Some say to wait so that the pressure inside & out equalizes to open the door easily. But that takes a few minutes. It’s not immediate. How long can you hold your breath?
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7 months
Step 4: CLIMB THROUGH THE WINDOW. Climb out the window, ideally when the waterline is still below the car window. That’s when it’s the easiest. If it’s past the window, it’ll be more difficult due to the water coming in but still possible.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
Once out, push off the car & swim. If there are children, put them through the window first.
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@_iBleedBlu
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10 months
I’m sorry but you ain’t jumping my woman. I’m not saying I’m swinging but you AINT jumping my woman.
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@_iBleedBlu
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1 month
Re-dedicated myself & my life today. Something moved me during service & I’m grateful for it. I came on the right Sunday.
@_iBleedBlu
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1 month
Going to church in person tomorrow. I’m excited. Finally get to make a live one.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
@_gottakeepFAITH Gotta make it happen before the water gets in.
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 months
They arrested one of my brother’s killers! Thank God.
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@_iBleedBlu
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6 months
You have music with him after these came out. Lol. This is weird.
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I still can’t believe these pictures are even real It all makes sense now #colonizer
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
I’m 100% remote for those who ask.
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@_iBleedBlu
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7 months
@MadamMysthick Yep, I included that.
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
@greentrader4 @NicsMonique Lol he doesn't look clean enough? Gold chain & jeans throwing you off?
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
DMV folks, if you think you have COVID, I recommend getting tested at Patient First if you can. Rapid test & a PCR. Plus, if you test positive, they provide med prescriptions. I’m seeing a lot of places send you home to fight it yourself. Just get there EARLY. Like 8:00 am.
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@_iBleedBlu
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10 months
@freebandjunkie7 Aye I’m not saying I am, I’m not saying I’m not. But they ain’t jumping her. Whatever that means.
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4 years
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
@CoopSaidSo @acnewsitics @OmarJimenez So I give you hard facts in terms of protocol & you throw conspiracy? Lol. Anything to get around that they arrested a black man live on TV who was standing where he was told he could stand & even calmly articulated he would move to wherever they deemed fit. This is why.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
@lordills Amazing! Lol. We already flex sometimes on Fridays anyway.
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
@CoopSaidSo @acnewsitics @OmarJimenez They were arrested after the fact to cover their ass. They waited until he was off in the distance to decide to take them. If they had intentions for all to go, they would've been cuffed simultaneously. Thanks. - an officer
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3 years
@juanbonforti More like tears of joy.
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@_iBleedBlu
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6 months
Because he made them angry. If Drake is a pedo, that means they knew or had an idea. It didn’t matter until he pissed them off. If it’s true, off with Drake’s head. Then turn & take care of Future, Metro, Kanye, Ross & everyone else in this Rumble Royal. It benefited them.
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For the record I’m not anti Kendrick at all. I’m just confused as to how Drake, the most popular, successful, number one rap artist in the world is all of a sudden a culture vulture and must be stopped. 🤣 Plenty of folks had 15 years to say this while y’all were on tour with
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@_iBleedBlu
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1 year
@teylashaye It ain’t pretty. Be ready to crash out. But we usually funnel that energy into something else, not always someone. & just die inside when we’re alone. Lol.
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@_iBleedBlu
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2 years
@mystcrich @LindseyCreated @VeronicaModa_ @tejahnn You kinda just said it. Companies, w/large bank accounts versus an individual on the come up.
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
Folks out here living. I'm tired of staring at the walls.
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Taking Covid seriously is boring AS FUCK.
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@_iBleedBlu
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2 years
This year or next. Happening.
@TravelAndLove
Travel Bucketlist
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Denpasar | Bali | Indonesia 🇮🇩
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@_iBleedBlu
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2 months
Got approved for the new spot!!! How does life go up like this in 24 hours?!LFG!
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@_iBleedBlu
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2 years
I really didn’t know @RGIII had the personality he has until recently. Career cut short but he’s killing the media game. Brah seem fun as hell.
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@_iBleedBlu
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6 years
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
I just want some head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.
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10 months
@taylorl3lah She had a ball.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
First day at my new company. First meeting loading. I’m nervous & super excited! #TechSourcer #FAANG
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
@watchmimouth @cartiercal1 I’m looking into the non tech roles within it.
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@_iBleedBlu
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6 years
Black owned full service mobile bar! One of your followers could be my next client! Please RT! Unforgettable Mixes, LLC. unforgettablemixes @gmail .com IG: unforgettablemixes Specializing in all events. We bring the actual bar & liquor to your event! Available for booking!
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@_iBleedBlu
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9 months
@TheBaddestMitch Now you know damn well…
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 years
Just a reminder my good Brothers in Blu... "J9" doesn't exist. There is no such thing. We celebrate January 9th, Jan. 9, or whatever variation except "J9". Pass this to ya bros. You're welcome. #YearlyPost
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@_iBleedBlu
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1 year
Non Greeks joke about that “buying friends” bs but when I tell you that no complete stranger would help the way I was just helped by a Frat brother. All because he saw my wristband. Which I don’t even wear often. On the shield.
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 years
@ggurr14 @BreWeatherfork @IsubALOT @Whyyy_Hoe @xnhxr_ @corteztommyy @trulyTradegy @abbydemes @jarred_kenzie You don't handle the food without gloves regardless. Former restaurant manager here. Yall say anything to make the shit okay.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Thank you for this space you hosted. @KanikaTolver I’m a competitive person so being new to a role (8 days or not lol) & feeling slightly lost has been frustrating but from your space ALONE, I’m at 500+ LinkedIn requests, well over 100 Twitter DMs & more. This has helped me!!!
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
"But do you see the drip?" G.O.A.T. 💙
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
@_ImLarry @Kiss_MyTootsie @imanijyne Bless you on that one good sir ✊🏽
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@_iBleedBlu
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8 months
@ninodogottie @Ms_TayTae @MorganStateU In the times of stalkers, kidnappings, sexual assaults, this ain’t it. By any means. If she’s uncomfortable, she’s uncomfortable. No one has to be okay with being complimented in that way by someone who could’ve been their grandfather. Brah offered to take her on a date.
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
@Apple_Dip @tacosnhndgrndes Women openly acknowledging they'll go on dates & entertain a man for free food. Women posting screenshots of simple DMs. Women rejecting for fun just to post on social media later how they want love & affection. Somewhere down the line, many women stopped making the chase...
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
These vaccination statuses are def going to cause ppl to miss money. Guy wants $130k. I can get him $195k. But he doesn’t want to be vaccinated. The difference is some ppls salary. $65k difference in what you wanted missed.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Posted a role on my recruiter page & all the black talent is pouring in! Ah, this makes me so happy!!!
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Christmas 2022 will be in my new home, decorated, tree & all with gifts doubled up for the babies. Mark it.
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@_iBleedBlu
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6 years
Morgan State Homecoming: -Henny Punch, $15.00 -Jamaican Me Blue (rum), $12.00 -Sex on the Floor (tequila), $10.00 -Green Tea (whiskey), $10.00 -Cookie Monster (vodka), $10.00 16 oz jars. Contact for larger sizes. RT to help spread the word please! #BearNation #MSUHC2K18 🐻
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
Ppl really throw Henny on or in everything brah... I'll take a box.
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@_iBleedBlu
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11 months
@BiteSizeRi @cherieamira Because he let her use the car to move & then refused to give it back. Lol.
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3 years
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 years
This little girl man... 🥺💙
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Listen…if you’re in need of a new role in tech or are looking to break into the industry, HOP INTO THIS SPACE. Endless resources. Been going since about 6:30 so get in quick.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
My daughter just…that little girl man 💙 Climbs in my lap like “Daddy, can I watch football with you too?” Answer is of course yes. Hugs me around my neck, gives me a nose rub & says “Thank you daddy. You’re the best daddy ever.” & yes, I’m staring down at her like 🥺 now.
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@_iBleedBlu
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10 months
He said he didn’t know HER. She didn’t start until after this. He was 17 in 2012. What is wrong with you ppl?!
@iam_johnw
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Jonathan Owens was watching gabby Douglas on nbc in 2012 but didn’t know anything about Simone biles and gymnastics ? Lmao ok
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 years
I MUST got a blessing coming... I must...
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@_iBleedBlu
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2 years
About to do concealed classes for like $100. Fuck the money, I’m not tryna see y’all on the news. & if you ain’t in the DMV, find an instructor. Hell, reach out to me & I’ll find one for you in your area that’s legit. It ain’t about to get better folks.
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@_iBleedBlu
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1 year
& pictures like this. Lmao.
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@_iBleedBlu
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1 year
I’m tryna hit a pumpkin patch & take headass pictures.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
@TiMTaughtYoU But he said “okay cool” lol
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
Thought somebody with a warrant said something.
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@_iBleedBlu
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8 months
Is IG down for anyone else?
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
If you think the vaccine is supposed to STOP you from contracting COVID, go ahead & stay unvaccinated. Natural selection at this point. This argument is ignorant & getting old.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Hey guys! I have finally made a separate page where I will post roles I’m personally working on for my agency or ones that I come across through networking or social media. Please follow the page & direct messages there so I can keep track! Also…👇🏽
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
@Apple_Dip @tacosnhndgrndes mandatory so it doesn't feel necessary. & finally, both sides have forgotten what "courting" is & means & that's what really should be occurring. Parents don't teach it. A lot of women don't know how to be courted & a lot of men don't know how to court.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Princess 💙
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Where are my Data Analysts? 👀👀👀 Come get a nice 3 month contract, may extend. 100% remote. SQL, Tableau, Excel & ideally some Python. Talk to me!
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Listen…got fired two weeks ago because I refused to stop taking calls from recruiters & companies. Offer came same day, damn near doubled my salary lol. Two more offers came the next day. We up! Congrats on that!
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@_iBleedBlu
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2 years
Let me get you right! Fellas, the summer is about to be crazy. Don’t get caught lacking. Legally. Ladies, now isn’t the time to be “afraid” of firearms. Unfortunately, it’s almost a necessity. But we can get you comfortable! Let’s chat.
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 years
Happy First Birthday to my baby girl 💙
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5 years
My Hitta 💙
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
Women, your hair care products are expensive. Lord.
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3 years
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4 years
This kid man... 💙
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@_iBleedBlu
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5 months
That hard work payin off. Coming into summer real different.
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
Kids really know when you're off. My baby girl has given me non stop love & attention for the last 20 minutes. Hugs, cuddles, kisses & rubbing my head & beard. Lol. My baby. 💙
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@ourhouseofluxe Aye, I never saw I WOULDN’T swing for all you good ppl reading. Lol. Regardless, she ain’t getting jumped. Simple.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Hiring for: Lead Content Strategist $85k-115k (based on experience). 5+ years of social content experience. Client facing experience (developed stories & plans). Social channels (Twitter, LinkedIn, Instagram). Experience analyzing measurement & research reports &…
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@_iBleedBlu
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1 year
My wife is going to be blessed because damn it I can cook.
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
Yo they approve $2k, I’m getting 2 burgers from Five Guys. Might even have enough leftover for some fries. Tuh.
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4 years
When you finally get some after a hiatus
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@_iBleedBlu
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4 years
My daughter is...a thug. I can see her at daycare now. "Run that apple juice brah."
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4 years
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6 months
@tamagrimotchi @JuicyyyTheeGee @Jab_Jab_Right I wasn’t going to interject but are y’all high? Lemme get ya plug. Lol.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
Literally were used to watch over kids at that. Ppl back in the day would run to the store or something & leave the pit to watch over the kids & house. Real ish.
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Its the way people really act like pits are harmful and they’re actually really big babies. All depends on the owner
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Date her husband. Not another man. Y’all gotta stop engagement farming.
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2 years
@BarstoolPhilly We miss Jalen, Johnson & CGJ badly.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
I cannot WAIT to get off work. Honey glazed salmon. Rice. Cajun butter corn on the cob. The brown bread from Cheesecake Factory. NFL Playoffs. COD on PS5. It’s just complete.
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@_iBleedBlu
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3 years
I’m off work until January 3rd. What is this new life I’ve stumbled across?
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6 years
My Princess is here... Oh my God... My daughter is such a blessing! 💙
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7 months
Garlic powder, onion powder & paprika.
@drycleandolo
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Who is even the “big 3?”
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