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@_haileeemarieee

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2 years
The American healthcare system will be the reason I start smoking crack for pain management. 🙄
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@Renzo_Rebel @Iis3tte I dunno man. She gained a fuckin out at that point 🤣
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PSA DON’T GO TO THE DUTCH BROS on GARNER LANE in CHICO. One of the girls took a photo of my husband credit card and now we’re dealing with fraudulent transactions. This will be rectified or someone’s ass is going hit with my car.
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@ech0astral @mchlnstrm Literally broke up and moved out of my ex’s house because he refused to do any dishes. Wouldn’t do dishes, but he would complain that paper plates are a waste of money. I figured out HE was just a waste of space.
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@_haileeemarieee
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@cigar_alpha @miakhalifa This isn’t about how you feel. 👍🏼
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@CaelumCarrot @bleh_hh @kanyewest If the women of those aborted babies wanted those babies do you think they would have aborted them? Not your body. Not your choice.
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@_haileeemarieee
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@shegotterabytes @Kyla_Lacey Please explain how large family + gender disappointment = abuse
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@_haileeemarieee
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11 months
@shegotterabytes @Kyla_Lacey Gender disappointment is incredibly real, it doesn’t mean the baby won’t be loved. People are aloud to be upset they aren’t getting the family they imagined. It can be for boys or for girls. It’s not uncommon or bad to be upset over gender of a baby that isn’t even born yet.
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@_haileeemarieee
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@soogz1 Apologies 🥲
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@_haileeemarieee
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@jimmyfallon #IfIHadTheThrone 5$ Footlongs at Subway would be 5$.
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@_haileeemarieee
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2 years
@Busty_stoner420 @CamiOfahengaue Are you really trying to blame the girl with the bloody face? Are you serious? Weirdo.
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@_haileeemarieee
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🔛🔝
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@_haileeemarieee
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Ho ho ho 😛😛
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@_haileeemarieee
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1 year
Put them in ur face 😚😚
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@_haileeemarieee
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@OscarOrdonez15 @SergioRamirezTX @Ashley_Acuna11 He has literally said he doesn’t support lgbtq rights or gay marriage. Multiple times.
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@_haileeemarieee
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@buch21b @summerdbeauty @MylesLGarrett I feel like if it was posted in men’s restrooms that would give the guy a heads up. Say your on the date with an abusive man. He goes to the restroom and sees the sign. Once back to the table he doesn’t let his partner leave to the restroom. It can and does happen..
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@_haileeemarieee
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@CaelumCarrot @bleh_hh @kanyewest What about all the children that don’t get adopted? What about the kids in the foster system? What about the homeless children? What about children from other countries that need help? What about THOSE kids.
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@_haileeemarieee
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@OGaquafina I’d probably French braid it. Surgery sucks and having your hair outta the way is so nice 😚
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@_haileeemarieee
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4 years
Holy shit. I’m burning all his books today. How the fuck did I not know this before today?🤬 this WAS one of my favorite authors and in all the research I’ve done on him I never once seen an artical or read a paragraph about this. Ill never support someone who thinks like this..
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@_haileeemarieee
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1 year
Me and my titties wanted to say hello
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@_haileeemarieee
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2 years
i’m minding my business, you minding it too?
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@_haileeemarieee
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10 months
heaven.lea vs hails
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@_haileeemarieee
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@B85690280 @Ani_the_Laquine @Mulla_Malikai @_VICFolorin @1anjohn Maybe not the ones you know. Others aren’t so fortunate.
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@_haileeemarieee
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eat ur heart out 😋
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@simply_ryyy @itsKARY_ I think this is exactly it.
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3 years
❤️‍🔥
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@_haileeemarieee
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I hate buying anything online, especially bras. But loooookatmeeeee🥰😊🖤 titties staying in place even after some jumping jacks 😂😂 I finally found my size 😂😂😂 it’s been a long time coming lol
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@_haileeemarieee
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Judge just granted me everything I asked for 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 shes mine ❤️☺️
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@mygirlfund y’all should just close your site down. Your scamming a shit ton of people by not releasing funds to your models.
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2 years
💓
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@_haileeemarieee
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3 years
I lost my mom but she’s not dead. Sometimes I don’t give a single shit. Other days, like today, I’m absolutely heartbroken. My girls are the best thing in my entire life. I don’t get how some one can just forget about and not love their child with all they have...
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@_haileeemarieee
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1 year
Something special for new AND returning subscribers on my page rn 😚 go seeee
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All these problems ain’t real, till I’m screwed up or I’m bored.
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@ask_aubry um gender disappointment is VERY real and valid. It doesn’t mean that baby won’t be loved just as much, it just means that mom had her heart set on a family that looked a certain way. It’s okay to be upset about things that you can’t control. It’s not like they ditched the child
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@_haileeemarieee
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4 years
If ya see me whipping my titty out in traffic to send my man a pic, mind ya business ☺️☺️
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@_haileeemarieee
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Boom 💥
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@cigar_alpha @miakhalifa But if she doesn’t want it up she should be more then able to take it down. It’s wrong that she can’t. Your first messages makes it sound like you are arguing that fact that she doesn’t want it up and she should keep it up for the benefits of people like you.
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@mygirlfund MODELS HAVE BEEN WAITING 20+ WEEKS FOR THEIR CASH OUT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
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Boo 👻
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@ladydragonjj I’d never check his phone, but I love having his location, just cause he’s bad at communicating. It makes it easier to have dinner ready when he gets home, or to ease any anxieties of accidents on the route home.
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@_haileeemarieee
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@buch21b @summerdbeauty @MylesLGarrett It might make them refrain from acting violent AT THE BAR.. but what happens when they both leave the bar? He sees it, starts acting like a gentleman (or continues), the woman’s fooled and leaves with him. And then she’s raped or kidnapped or beaten...
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@_haileeemarieee
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Paradise actually is a small town in California that caught on fire in 2018 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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@_haileeemarieee
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4 years
@gingerbanks1 Why are you asking for people to support a company that knowingly profits off CSA and Sex trafficking. You are basically telling people “hey I know these guys are bad, but let’s continue to pay them so they can still do horrible things to victims.” Wtf is wrong with you.
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So there I was, driving around with my titty out.... 🤨
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For the first time ever, I actually did a mostly good job at attaching these stupid things that make me pretty 🤣 and they were dollar store lashes! Pretty dope if you ask me lol
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@_haileeemarieee
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Oh hey 😙😙 link in bio 🥲
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4 years
Well since Grandma knows... 🥰🥺
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3 years
Austin gave me money for a Plan B but I really want a boy...... who wants to go eat? On him.☺️🤣
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3 years
I’m kinda going through a lot mentally and emotionally right now. I just wanted to put that out there cause I know I’ve been distant to my loved ones and I don’t mean to worry. I’m fine, I just wanna be alone with my babies for a little while. 🤍
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@_haileeemarieee
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Man I wanted to wake up to flowers and rainbows and orgasms. Instead I wake up to bullshit.
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3 years
Lord please don’t let my mother in law show up on my porch today. Amen.
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I’m not a cat, I don’t say meow. 🥵
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