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I’ll never understand why people assume the correct way to play KH is playing Days before 2 because “how else are you supposed to know who Roxas is?”
Consider: maybe you aren’t supposed to go in knowing who Roxas is. Maybe you are meant to let the story cook and learn as he does
People in 2016: YOI is just a yaoi and it's going to flop because it's just another gay bait anime for fujos
Me after they play History Maker at the actual real life GPF:
When people say Sora being super aggressive towards nobodies in kh2 was just strictly due to Roxas' influence I have to wag my finger like ah ah ah hast thou forgotten how much of a menace he was in CoM
Kingdom Hearts will make so much more sense to you the moment you stop trying to engage it as a cynical jerk, I promise. The game REALLY is not that wacky if you consume the ENTIRE story, and consume it beyond eating every at face value. You have to sometimes think, I'm sorry.
KH has a lot of scenes that are really well done but this scene in particular has probably some of the best voicing in KH period and I think about it often
Roxas responding to Sora "I defeated a Riku once" is so funny because A. He absolutely did not. B. Even if he had Sora's response to that was to turn him into a smear so honestly he should have kept that to himself probably
I can't take anyone who says KH3 is confusing seriously because Riku and Mickey genuinely spend MAJORITY of their scenes turning directly to the camera and explaining the plot of the previous games.
Don't even get me started on Chirithy's summaries of the games
Listen….Riku being best friends with Mickey Mouse is genuinely so cute. The fact that Riku is on a first name basis with KING MICKEY is just so cute. You could never make me hate KH Mickey
Riku is all around hilarious but I find the most hilarious and absolutely disrespectful thing he ever does happens in KH1 during the race when you fall too far behind he just starts walking. It's even worse if you still manage to lose.
I've really been saying this a lot lately but genuinely KH1 Riku was so real for what he did. These two scenes alone cancel out everything 100% I too would have gone crazy after this.
Sometimes I wonder why people get so confused by basic plot beats in KH but then I see people that would rather be waterboarded than accept that the Kingdom Key was meant for Riku
Every time there’s a discussion about KH4 there’s always people absolutely begging for there to be NO Disney in it and I always wonder when they’ll cave and move on to a new game because clearly they don’t ACTUALLY like Kingdom Hearts- a Disney game about Sora, a Disney character
Kingdom Hearts is such an intense story progression when you think about it like...remember when the most stressful part of KH was trying to beat Riku in a race on the beach?
Sora's approach to the whole nobody thing vs Riku's is so funny to me
Like in the novel Riku is always like "Are we sure nobody's don't have hearts? Even if they don't they don't deserve to be hurt"
Meanwhile Sora is like "Oh boy, target practice"
Terra saying "I have nothing left to teach you" to riku at the end of KH3 is so funny to me. Sir you didn't teach him anything. You did not train him at all. You gave a toddler a knife because he said something slightly meaningful and left what are you even talking about
"No one would miss me if I stopped skating" Yuuri Katsuki says as he clicks on the JSF page where he's featured as the face of Men's Figure Skating, walks by several posters of his own face, a figure skating legend boards a plane to meet him, and Minami screams in the distance
It's always funny to me when people say KH is a game intended for kids as opposed to accessible for kids because genuinely WHAT kids media has mostly merch like dining sets and jewelry and luggage and a $2000 armchair
This screencap and the entirety of yoi proves that Yuuri Katsuki simply doesn't know the power he holds with his big brown doe eyes and long cow eyelashes like im pretty sure he could just look at Viktor like this randomly and Viktor would immediately go try to catch the moon
Every time I see someone say "Yuuri got into skating because of Viktor" I just eyeroll into the back of my head.
By the time he even first HEARS about Viktor he's ALREADY wearing a Team Japan jersey. He was already skating competitively
The fact that Sora leaves his island and then immediately goes to the jungles and fights and kills a leopard is wild business. He took its tooth too
Sora doesn’t need protecting the universe needs protection from him tbh
Ignoring the fact that KH always does a pretty decent job at re-introducing characters that made appearances in non-numbered titles, we have TRULY reached bottom of the barrel standards if "normal people" really just equals "people who didn't play some of the games"
the kingdom hearts isn’t actually that complicated guys are fighting a brave battle but unfortunately are in for a rude awakening when the kh4 marketing cycle starts up and normal people start asking who strelitzia is
@alterego
folks never want to draw black people in their art ever but suddenly act like we're preventing them from drawing diverse art when we tell them to not be racist about it. Make it Make Sense.
Yuuri Katsuki is going to be the first to land a quad axel in competition and after his performance when he's interviewed and asked why he did it his response is probably going to be "I'unno I thought seeing Viktor's face after I did it would be kinda funny"
There is just something very sweet about Riku's journey in KH because in KH1 all of the kids on destiny islands look up to Riku and even Donald and Goofy in games talk about Riku like he's a role model but the whole time it turns out he wants to be like Sora it's very sweet
Roxas saying "I defeated a Riku once" has always been so funny to me because not only did Riku beat him the first time and the only reason Roxas overwhelmed him is because Riku didn't finish him off, but Riku choked him out 30 seconds later.
Like sir. No you didn't.
Real KH community melt down if Donald talks about Kingdom Hearts on Hot Ones. Can you even imagine. They have the opportunity to do something Hilarious
Every other yoi merch brand: We try to give equal merch to each character including some of the ones that are kinda irrelevant to the plot
MIzuno: We only care about Yuuri Katsuki we don't know who those other ppl are tbh but here's a single pomvik so poyuu can have a boyfriend
Simply judging by how Yuuri has his legs folded in the new art and how he sat in his chair in episode 4 I'm officially stating Yuuri Katsuki is a gay that refuses to sit properly in chairs for more than 5 minutes at a time unless he absolutely has to
I think about this occasionally and how Riku looks like he's in a jail cell and it reminds me of the cancelled animated series premise and how it seemed like the direction leaned more into Riku being straight up kidnapped than just hanging with Maleficent
That one scene in KH1 in the final battle where Ansem looks like Riku and when Sora calls out to him Ansem changes back and says Sora's voice can no longer reach him but later when Sora is in need it's Riku's voice that helps him?? It still gets me. KH1 is still so good
I’m a firm believer that anyone who has to justify liking kingdom hearts by swearing up and down that it’s cringe or stupid or confusing or dumb actually REALLY likes the game but they’re too embarrassed to admit they dabble in whimsy. That’s too childish. Too feminine. Too zesty
The fact that Namine and Riku share like 4 total scenes together and people are still certain that this is peak canon romance in the making will never not be be one of the funniest things to me
people are so weird when it comes to KH fans looking forward to potentially getting news or something like people act like KH fans are toxic or setting up unrealistic expectations but the unrealistic expectation is wanting to see a teaser for a game announced 2 years ago? Huh?
Riku is so funny in general because in bbs and kh1 in the scenes where they’re children you can tell that Riku is a very calm child and in kh2 onward he’s also very well behaved SO I REALLY WANNA KNOW why he suddenly started wreaking havoc what was his deal
I know this might sound wild but KH has been around for nearly 21 years and there’s been a countless number of deep friendships shown. Perhaps it’s time to stop calling what’s between Sora, Riku, and Kairi bad writing and accept maybe they’re supposed to just be like that
I rarely see content about Phichit and Yuuri's friendship beyond either painting phichit as someone Yuuri learns to tolerate or put up with or just being there for memes or being Yuuri's wingman so here's a thread about Yuuri and Phichit being bffs in Detroit bc I love them
Hey lads there is literally nothing wrong with Yuuri being shy and anxious and mostly soft in canon??? That's just part of his very complex personality and just because he has those traits doesn't mean he can't also be hardheaded and determined and strong etc etc
I have no idea where whiny clingy viktor and yuuri that's cold and ignores him dynamic came from considering that in yuri on stage viktor looked at chris for two seconds and yuuri immediately started whining for attention
I think about this picture a lot????
He's just??? sitting in Viktor's lap while he drives like it's nothing???
I stan a legend that has no regard for the law or his safety
Riku Replica saying "I'm built different so I can wipe the floor with you" then immediately getting his ass kicked and being like "How does it feel to beat up a newborn baby" is still so genius
One of my all time fav yoi official arts is the one of Viktor and Yuuri in Red Square that was released before ep 8. It was released right when everyone was riding the high of the ep 7 kiss and Viktor's arm is around Yuuri and the colors are so soft it was just SO GREAT
Dream drop distance was so cute
Little colorful animals that help you have sweet dreams???
And you can paint them and play with them and feed them cookies????
Incredible
How rad is it that yoi is actually at the Olympics???? Not only have skaters skated to what is definitely THE MOST IMPORTANT piece of music from the show (and as such got it namedropped) but also the MC is drawn in team Japan's Olympic warm ups as a full campaign?
I find it extremely funny to be told that I'm "not a real gamer" and that I "Should just say that" after saying that playing through KH beginner is a completely valid way to play because in KH the story is just as important if not more important than the fighting.
When people say KH1 needs a remake I'm liiike I Don't personally think it needs one just yet especially before Days/ReCoded/the mobile games, but eh nbd
When people say KH1 needs a remake because it plays "worse" than KH2 I start barking like a rabid dog I just don't respect it