JC, MBA 🧚🏾♀️
@_cottoncaaaandy
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as if. mastered twice. 1913. corporate hottie.
CLT
Joined November 2016
This man grabbed my hand and said, you are gorgeous you need to be in front of the camera. Results >>>>
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Ppl used to post anything. Food, drinks, random walks. What a time.
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Women are so beautiful. I can’t believe I like men.
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I love how dramatic everyone is about Five Guys.
Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not really in the mood to open a new line of credit right now.
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Sharing this so my rich, considerate and generous husband can find me. 🫶🏾.
Stop playing with temporary men so God can send you a permanent one. 💍
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What JT and Caresha did on Where The Bag At can never be duplicated.
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When I text you 🛣 that mean I gave you an inch and you taking a mile.
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It’s literally just a black & white shoe. I’d never let a yt woman named Abby tell me what’s cool and what’s not.
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Went from small-ass apartments to walkin' red carpets. Pissy elevators, now every dress is tailored.
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Half naked at that.
This can’t be the weather I walked to house parties in when I was in college.
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My mama best friends are my aunties. My cousins that are my parents age are my aunts and uncles.
What is black math?.
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@tdubstv No, you a lawyer when you graduate. You’re not considered an attorney/esquire until you pass the bar.
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Yall always talking about recreating a picture and this the one right here.
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On the red carpet, they asked Keith Lee what he was excited for and he said to take pictures with my wife I just want to be with her 🥹.
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You gotta watch osmosis jones lol.
I always wonder how when you take pain killers right , how do the pain killers know where to go in your body 😭.
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My BLACK boss said no to Juneteenth shirts but we could wear rainbows for pride, red white & blue for Memorial Day, green for St Patrick’s day. So now I’m calling out.
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I really just got a salary increase of 50%. That’s nobody but God. I’m blessed.
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@jiggyjayy2 Let’s talk about how I make more money than my parents ever did and now they be needing a lil assistance.
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Nothing just accepted a job offer with ~20k salary increase.
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I literally don’t know one woman that is asking for a man to pay everything. Y’all annoying.
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GUYS. I got a NEW job. My birthday is Thursday and braids are blonde and to my ass. I’d say it’s a good day.
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Imagine not being a delta. Can’t relate. Happy Founders Day my beautiful Sorors! ❤️
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2021 been beating my ass from start to finish with this school shit. In 6 months when I graduate, I’d love to go on vacay. What fantasia say? I had to take it there bc I’m tired 😭.
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I’m so weak. The girls from the Cancun trip they murdered Shanquella got jumped at a bar on Wednesday & that’s what needs to happen every time they leave their house.
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Things are so different bc when we were in school, the students would’ve beat the student ass for the teacher.
Student Vrs Teacher (Mrs.Rodgers) @ Normandy Highschool in St.Louis, Missouri🤣🤦🏽🤦🏽
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I hope y’all replace that video, y’all know the one with this one.
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It’s my Deltaversary 😭❤️ 3 years in & a lifetime to go ☺️
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Every time y’all say you want your partner to be obsessed with y’all, I KNOW for a fact you’ve never had anyone actually be obsessed.
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Your space should look presentable before allowing someone to come in.
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So this why y’all don’t like reading.
So when y’all read books … y’all can see what’s being described in your head? Like when they describe character… y’all see them in your imagination?.
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@d_la_reina This is so valid. Everyone would be like well wyd why you not answering the phone? Like I don’t wanna talk idc what I’m not doing.
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y’all gone see deez bc we (my followers) were in school with me & y’all know I had to bring grandma with me ✨
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For my boyfriend. Of course 😇.
Y’all answering the phone during sex ?????.
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What a blessing it is to not open linked in today bc I got a job offer!!! Thank you God for being so very intentional and always giving me the desires of my heart.
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Bc if I died tomorrow, an opening for my job would be up a few days later.
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Talk to me nice or don’t talk to me at all. God did it again! ❤️
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I actually don’t wanna talk all day. Like a few messages through out the day is cool but all day. Ew, get you some business.
why would you even deal with someone that goes hours without talking to you?.
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Instagram really be like, “the nigga you like and 234 others” 🙄.
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We all don’t have to screenshot that we’re listening to the Carter V.
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I hate the way ppl who aren’t from the 75 say Norfolk.
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DC don’t even have water.
Does SITW even have the same meaning in DC?.
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nobody:.me in the club: that was a terrible transition.
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AINT NO DAMN WAY I USED TO BE NAKED IN BLACKSBURG IN THIS WEATHER 😭.
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Nothing, bring fine bc it’s founders day ❤️ s/o to Osceola and the gang!
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My mind went right to the gutter.
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I did it for free on accident so absolutely.
Would y’all be a side chick for $2500 a week?.
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It has to be a lawsuit that can filed for No Child Left Behind bc people were clearly left.
they said it was a catastrophic implosion and someone asked if the victims’ bodies were being recovered, do you know what those words mean, sir come on.
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Scholarship and service >>>> heard det.
If you forreal dm me, i got summin for you lil mama. The children are the future.
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Happy Founders’ Day Sorors! Here’s to 108 years of setting the standard and remaining steadfast like the 22 who paved the way ❤️
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Facebook is so ghetto. Just a bunch of people talking about stuff they know nothing about.
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Do men help clean anymore?? If I’m splitting bills I need you to split the housework 🙃.
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Every week. Assignments ain’t been on time for the past month.
Not me just saying f*ck school this week.
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Women bashing women for not being able have children is and always will be weird.
Bitches be 35 tryna convince themselves they ain't want kids to make themselves feel better bout that 🗑 ass pussy.
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Look what my best friend made lol bc it’s my third degree 😂
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I could write forever and ever about this but I’ll leave it at this. A lot of people who receive EBT buy groceries that last for the month. Fruits and vegetables do not. So if you’re wondering why they don’t, this a good reason why.
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Ok who gave them those fucking kente stoles?.
Congressional Democrats take a knee as they observe a nearly nine minute moment of silence for George Floyd at Emancipation Hall at the U.S. Capitol.
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I just feel like if someone is dead, they’ll still be dead when I wake up.
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I really just want to do everything better this year. dress, eat, workout, more money, better sex, experiences & travel.
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Nobody is mad about her being married to White man. Nobody is ever really mad about Black man being married to a yt woman, but typically Black men degrade Black women while dating yt. That’s the issue.
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Nothing, just increased my pay by 30k leaving my toxic job lol.
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Men always keep in contact with the girl they should’ve never stopped dealing with.
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I really got my first 4.0 in my academic career. Like wow.
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This is tweet-tatorship! What I say goes.
Agree with my tweets or stfu 💀.
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I sat anything.
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?.
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