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For my active mutuals kindly follow me here
@LifeofBukason
and I’ll do the same.
Thank you🫶
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Sucks when old folks use their age as an advantage to disrespect people.
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How was she able to stay married to another man while looking at him like that?💀
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@PicturesFoIder
This generation of kids think disrespecting teachers is the new cool. Where did we go wrong people?
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Tinubu:
mention five of your secondary school friends' names with surname. leggo!!!
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@nocontextfooty
1st sub: Mario Balotelli
Manager: Jose Mourinho
Assistant Manager: Diego Simeone
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Me trying to convince nigerians that it's possible to love wizkid and davido at the same time
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@nocontextfooty
From champions of Italy to not even qualifying for European football. Napoli fell off
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When the time comes, you won't be alone and you're gonna have a successful delivery
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When you're at a party and the DJ keeps playing your favourite songs
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"Change your style...
another style..another style...
be like that...."
Nigerians born in the 90s:
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I was in a position to cheat and right in the middle of making out, I started weeping and talking about my woman. That’s why nobody can convince me cheating is unconscious. You know Wetin you Dey do 🫶🏽
At this point. What can stop a man from proceeding?
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When you crack a dry joke amongst your friends and they end up making you the joke
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When you throw your phone on the bed but it decides to do 3 summersaults and land on the ground.
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I wish this was possible in reality
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How i feel inside when people take my stuff without asking first.
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How can a catfish account report the real account for being a catfish.
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Majority of the women who complain about not being satisfied are usually lazy in bed. How will you cum when all you do is lie down and raise your legs like a pregnant frog expecting the man to do all the work. You want to cum then be hardworking, nothing good comes easy.
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When you're having a running stomach and you're stuck in traffic
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Me trying to explain to females that apologising isn't a sign of weakness
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I'm gonna make some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you're one of them.
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Girls with gap tooth and dimples are sex addicts
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When you feel common sense leaving your big head but you don't mind cuz you've found someone that makes you happy
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Soaking 1 congo of garri with cold water, milk, sugar and fried fish>>>>>
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Eminem:
"when they ask me is the war finished with MGK? Of course it is. I cleansed him of his mortal sins, I'm God and the Lord forgives even the devil worshippers"🙌🙌
Rap God not by mouth. Take a bow!!
#MusicToBeMurderedBy
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Practice makes perfect...but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
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When she decides to bless your DM with perfect sun-kissed selfies and you reply with "nice"
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When you think you're winning an argument then you check google and it proves you wrong
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"Me at the bank's ATM to withdraw money"
ATM: transaction in process
*10mins later*
ATM: transaction in process
Me:
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When you get your daddy killed but people be giving credit to someone else
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When you're tired and weak asf cuz you spent the whole day doing nothing
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Chief, your containers have landed...in the bottom of the ocean
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How bills and expenses be checking me whenever i receive an alert💔
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When you bring up an argument and people around start getting emotional and violent
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Grandparents to their kids versus Grandparents to their grandkids
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"I hope you know we are spending our honeymoon with father christmas?"
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After mixing different types of beard oil and adding bags of fertilizer to your chin but you still can't grow more than 5 strands😔
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In what world is Davido a better artist than Burna boy?
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When you leave her on read overnight then wake up and see a 15 mins voice message.
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Me looking for a selfie to post on social media after taking more than 50 ugly ones
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Girls are like telephones. They love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
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Your side chick returning you to your main chick cuz she's fed up with your broke ass and small dick
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When you troll another club for losing a match only for your club to be battered few hours later
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How i feel whenever i crack a joke for my girlfriend and she laughs
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*new text msg received....*
"Your account has been credited with 300k on the 3rd of Feb 2020, 11:55am"
Bills and expenses before noon:
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I have been waiting for the day Access bank would trend. If you see any negative tweet about access bank please mention me so i can retweet . Thanks
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When i think of how depressing 2019 was but then i remember 2020 is hours away and i still got God with me.
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"if i keep overthinking, it can lead to depression"
*goes broke again*
Me:
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@instablog9ja
The Government should make DNA test compulsory from birth and women who lie about paternity should be prosecuted. How about that?
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My maths tutor told me "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided one is called a pentagon."
"What about two sided ones?" I asked.
"They don't exist," was his response. "I beg to differ! I think we should just let bi-gons be bi-gons."
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The fact there’s a video means they’re probably rotting in jail already so I’m satisfied
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Are we even surprised. Let’s just be happy Brymo gave us good music before running mad
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When the bus starts moving and you realize you left home without your earphones
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My dumbass seeing others relate to a tweet that doesn't make any sense to me
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So I’m hearing the lead city babe Asher kine took out on a date actually have a boyfriend 😂
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After been crowned "less likely to succeed" in school then you attend a school reunion party and stroll in with a lamboghini
Everyone at the party:
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When i see people eat Eba or fufu with fork
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Kenyans when you offer them plane tickets to Europe instead of jogging shoes
#KenyaVsNigeria
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