I’m Mr. Brightside
@_blue42
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Time, Truth and Hearts • Stock + Options Trader • Fitness + Nutrition Junkie • Gen X / 80’s Kid
On the corner of Main St
Joined February 2011
This dude is so exhausting
Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.
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RT @Nate_D_Stone: Being fit enough to play with your kids, is one of the best gifts you can give them!
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@Mr_Al_Dixon When I started my weight loss journey, I got my best results from intermittent fasting - not eating before noon and after 8 PM - going on a low carb diet, and doing P90X. That was my “magic pill”.
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LMAO
Take Pat Mahomes Sr keys rn
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“I drive a fully loaded Dodge Stratus, my credit score begins with a ‘6’ and I have a 100 IQ (perfect score)”. You’re like an unfunny version of Three Year Letterman with shitty try-hard jokes
My bank account has 2 commas.
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No way Kendrick is topping this
The best NFL halftime show that has ever taken place or will ever take place
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Looks like I’m buying $EAGL puts
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You lost your primary by damn near 40 points and needed a preemptive pardon to keep your fanny out of prison. Nobody gives a shit what you have to say.
.@JDVance -If you believe any of the multiple federal courts that have ruled against you so far are exceeding their statutory or Constitutional authority, your recourse is to appeal. You don’t get to rage-quit the Republic just because you are losing. That’s tyranny.
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People also don’t live to be 150 years old Professor Dumbass
150 years ago was the 1870s. The Social Security Act was signed into law in 1935. I know math is hard MAGAs but damn.
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“There’s just not that much money in waste, fraud, and abuse!”
DOGE says it has cut $1 billion in 3 weeks. Ok, if that pace continues, they’ll get $17 billion a year, which will eliminate 1% of the deficit. There’s just not that much money in waste, fraud, and abuse!
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