so this is now a link that finally exists after a 9 month wait and three or four radically different chapter drafts - please do me and this 14k behemoth chapter a favor and go enjoy CHAPTER 7!! 💖
I wish every content creator a very posting/updating whenever they actually feel like it and not feeling the need to apologize for not producing for any period of time 😊
me reading an in progress fic: I love this story I can’t wait for the author to update
*sees the last comment posted says “fucking update”*
me: u know what I hope they wait six months
The fun thing about Bakugou from a fanfic perspective is that it’s equally in character for him to freak the absolute fuck out over having a crush OR to shamelessly be like “yeah duh I like you so what” with an annoyed huff about his time being wasted with feelings talk
Todoroki: *bakes literally anything*
Sero: *takes a bite* *falls dramatically to the floor with tears in his eyes, cradling a pastry gently in two hands* this world doesn’t deserve you
Bakugou hanging out in Sero’s room while Sero and kami play video games, and somehow they tangentially get on the subject of sex.
Bakugou suddenly can’t quit ranting about how everybody in the class - no, the whole /school/ - is so focused on sexual stuff when they /should/ be
Talk Dirty to Me
[nsfw, seroroki]
It was a normal Thursday night in Sero and Todoroki’s shared apartment - they were sitting on their rickety old couch with boxes full of take out soba (one hot and one cold) and a shoujo anime playing on their TV.
krbk don’t mean to lose their virginity to each other the night that it happens. it was supposed to be “just the tip, just to see how it feels”, but then it was “just a little more” and “ok just one more inch”, until it was just “fuck, fuck don’t stop” and “oh god, I’m gonna cum”
what if fuck boy Sero but he wasn’t ALWAYS fuck boy Sero?
what if, instead, fuck boy Sero as a product of sluttyroki??
HEAR ME OUT OKAY
todoroki whos known he’s gay for a long time and sucked some dick in middle school (rebelling against good old dad) and ultra virgin sero
excuse my shikamaru fangirling again but what if todoroki who grew up watching naruto with a fat crush on shikamaru so day one at UA he meets sero like "oh yes this one is mine" and no one really understands why (least of all sero)
Mina commenting that Kirishima and bakugou are the classic sunshine x tsundere couple and Kirishima very seriously asking which one of them is the sunshine
“Yeah, he definitely couldn’t beat me,” Kaminari boasts, “no match for the deep throat champ”
There’s a frustrated yell from the doorway, and it rattles on its hinges as it’s slammed shut again. Sero smirks. Kaminari grins.
“Drop your FUCKING pants, tape face”
@/nikkehym’s todotiddies got me Thinking so time to start a texting AU for my fave boys
(sorry for being not using the text screenshot generators but I can’t be bothered when sero is a serial double or triple or 10x texter)
💞💞💞
sero and kaminari fake dating because kaminari wants to make shinsou jealous but the unexpected side effect is todoroki of all people getting insanely snippy any time he sees them together
I wanted to share some advice for Ao3 writers who want more engagement with their work — if you link to the promo tweet of your story in the end notes on ao3 and just ask people to RT if they enjoyed ur story, a lot more people will do it than you’d expect
kiri snaps a pic of his bf bkg cooking him breakfast and puts it on Instagram captioned “so anyway this is me announcing our engagement” and hashtags husbandmaterial and groundriot AND ITS A JOKE BUT THEIR FANS GO FUCKING FERAL and that’s how krbk accidentally gets engaged
Which is all the more reason for Sero to consider Todoroki the ultimate conquest — he wants a redo of his first time, wants to prove to the boy who kicked his ass twice in one day that he’s not the scrawny virgin he used to be
seroroki double teaming bakugou, one of them fucking him from behind while he braces himself against the wall, one of them one their knees between him and the wall sucking down his cock like a champ, both of them completely collected and in control while bakugou is a crying mess
U know what’s hot? One character being shy and inexperienced and a forward character coming onto them and teasing them about it and then they start to fuck and the shy one just Snaps at some point and some inner crazy sex animal comes outta nowhere and the tables completely turn
“How am I supposed to focus on anything else when all I want to do is rip that /stupid/ suit to shreds and ride you in the middle of the streets?”
He punctuated his words with a hard thrust against Sero’s lap, and Sero cried out, probably loud enough for the neighbors to hear.
These words were not coming out of /the/ Todoroki Shouto’s mouth, who claimed less than an hour ago that ‘people don’t even dirty talk in real life, Hanta.’
But they were, and then Todoroki delivered the finishing blow.
“What's the matter? Cat got your tongue, sweetheart?"
Todoroki arched a disbelieving brow at him.
"You got an erection from being surprised?"
Sero blinked once, then eyes went wide, darting down to his crotch. Down to the very obvious tent in the sweatpants he had been sooo sure were a great idea an hour ago.
He was gonna /die/.
another krbk coffee shop AU (half canon compliant with pro hero!ground zero and barista!kirishima; sfw with the possibility of a nsfw part two in a separate thread)
posting this here bc it’s been in my WIPs forever and maybe this will make me actually finish it
okay so thread and ao3 won the vote so SEROROKI PHONE SEX AU LETS GO
tags: phone sex worker shouto, dom shouto, sub sero, switching/verse, light BDSM, these tags are just guesses bc there's gonna be a lot of sex, porn with plot, it's actually gonna be hella fluffy bc i care them
Sero’s breathing stuttered. “Wh-what?”
“You look amazing,” Todoroki repeated, the confidence back in his voice. “Under me, like this, I mean. I like it.”
“O-oh...”
/Calm down calm down calm down, he doesn’t really mean it./
“Is that correct?”
“Uh, y-yeah, that was good.”
Todoroki hissed at the sudden sensation, and fuck if that didn’t go straight to Sero’s head /and/ his dick.
“I’ll be so good for you,” Sero promised in a low voice, nosing at Todoroki’s jaw. “Just tell me about one /tiny/ fantasy.”
no matter how much you dislike certain things in fic, no matter how much something takes you out of a fic or is an instant deal breaker for you, it’s really not worth tweeting about and potentially discouraging a bunch of writers who do the thing from writing fanfic
Single dad fics are great bc the dad has always like sworn off the idea or hope of love bc raising his kid is his life now and then future dad two sweeps in outta nowhere like “I’ll have the set please”
Sero (2:18): fuck thats
Sero (2:18): hey shouto?
Todoroki (2:18): yes?
Sero (2:18): if we’re still telling the truth about what we’re thinking and all that
Sero (2:18): I kind of
Sero (2:19): really fucking want to kiss you right now
He sucked in a sharp breath when the hand in his hair tightened, pulling softly. Todoroki adjusted the angle of Sero's head so that his cock was back on his tongue. Then, he started slowly pushing further inside, and Sero's eyes went wide.
"Is that how good boys act, Hanta?"
Todoroki went quiet again. Then, after a few long seconds, he whispered, "Do you?"
Sero's breathing stopped momentarily. When he replied, his voice was so soft he worried for a moment that Todoroki wouldn't hear him.
"Y-yeah... sometimes."
Todoroki (1:07): please you have to help me
Midoriya (1:08): it can’t be that bad
Todoroki (1:09): SCREENSHOT SENT
Midoriya (1:10): oh my god Midoriya (1:10): also wow sero 10/10
Todoroki (1:11): that is my tape dispenser now please get your own
—
Heart full from the win and the totally adorable picture of Bakugou crammed into a small space with all Kirishima’s favorite people, he screenshotted the picture to save for later.
That was one he definitely wanted to frame.
Loving the seroroki energy in this poll already and I bet Todoroki can afford to tip him enough that he’s willing to do more than smoke weed by the end of the night 👀
Sero nearly choked as he gasped, but Todoroki just moaned quietly and fucked up into the feeling.
“Or maybe at the office?” he breathed with a smirk, arching a brow at Sero over half-lidded eyes. “Under my desk at work?”
“/Oh/,” he said aloud this time, “does that bother you, sweetheart?”
Nails dug into the skin of his wrists, and Todoroki increased his speed.
“Yes,” he replied immediately, and his voice was scratchy with the hint of a growl. “You can basically see your whole cock through it.”
After pulling back just far enough to whisper a breathy but emphatic, “/don’t/,” against Sero’s lips, Todoroki closed the gap between them again, not bothering with any of the shyness that typically accompanied a first kiss.
Todoroki, rolling his eyes: you’re so dramatic
Also todoroki anytime sero doesn’t do exactly this: *opening the trashcan* I guess I’ll just throw it all away then
Kaminari (2:33): you
Mina (2:33): you
Midoriya (2:33): you
Kirishima (2:34): WHAT HOW
Mina (2:34): moment of silence for Kirishima were-sleeping-together-as-nightmare-prevention-bros Eijirou
Midoriya (2:34):
Kaminari (2:35):
Kirishima (2:35): is that not normal???
—
I’m just saying if we wanted to do a way of the househusband AU, Todoroki would make a GREAT ex yakuza legend turned super devoted househusband can you not SEE IT (and of course Sero as the working husband)
Bakugou with an oral fixation and a teeth kink,,,, he’s embarrassed because he’s read that too much tongue is Bad for kissing but if he had his way kiri would just open his mouth and let Baku lick his tongue and teeth forever and maybe put his fingers in there while he’s at it,,,
Bakugou Katsuki: STOP FUCKING SENDING THOSE YOU GODDAMN DISGUSTING FREAK.
Bakugou Katsuki: AND YOUR NIKE SOCKS LOOK FUCKING STUPID.
Kirishima huffed a chuckle, shakily texting back a kissy face emoji.
Tetsutetsu stood there instead, a pizza and two pints of ice cream in his hands, and an entire case of beer tucked under his arm.
"Oh, bro." Tetsutetsu said sympathetically.
"Bro," Kirishima whimpered back, voice cracking on the word.
“Holy shit,” Sero breathed, eyes transfixed on the sight. “H-holy fucking shit.”
After that, it only took two more jerky thrusts into his slick hand before he was following suit, soaking Todoroki’s bare abdomen, as well as both of their cocks, with his release.
“Tell me to stop, Hanta,” he instructed.
/Oh god./
A long moment passed between them. Then, Sero’s mouth shut, and he let the tension go from his hands.
The corner of Todoroki’s mouth quirked.
“Good boy.”
A shiver traveled down Sero’s spine. “Holy fuck…”
Midoriya (3:28): SCREENSHOT SENT
Midoriya (3:28): I think I have some explaining to do tomorrow
Mina (3:29): just explain it to sero instead
Mina (3:29): he’ll be thrilled
—
—
Bakugou (1:33): you know I can see over your shoulder right
Bakugou (1:33): I can’t believe you think I like /half-n-half/ jfc
Kirishima (1:34): CAN YOU STOP GIVING ME SILENT TREATMENT AND JUST SPEAK TO ME LIKE A PERSON WE ARE 6 INCHES APART
Bakugou (1:35): no. bite me.
—
cw: pregnancy kink, mommy kink
ochako riding sero and pushing his face into her tits while mina sits behind him and presses her chest into his back and whispers shit like “don’t come, you’ll get mommy pregnant~” into his ear until sero can’t control his body at all ☺️
—
Kaminari (2:00): okay now it’s gotten suspiciously quiet
Midoriya (2:02): I guess they’ve figured it out on their own then
Mina (2:03): I’m so proud <3
—
“Uh.” Sero felt his throat going dry. “It’s kind of hard to, like, /explain/.”
“Oh.”
Sero sucked in a slow breath, keeping his eyes glued to the screen.
“Well, could you show me, then?”
Todoroki (1:17): oh ok
Todoroki (1:17): so just tell the truth right
Sero (1:17): right yes
Todoroki (1:18): okay well
Todoroki (1:18): the picture you sent me makes me want to come over and get rid of the rest of your clothes myself
—
His eyes drifted to the caption then, and a hard swallow caused his throat to tighten.
/And so will you./
Kirishima felt blood heat his face, a blush burning so bright on his cheeks that he felt himself go light headed.
Oh.
/Oh./
This was definitely how he was going to die.
Sero (2:49): CODE RED OMFG
Kaminari (2:50): I don’t think?? We have ever established??? Color codes???
Sero (2:50): IM GOING TO HIS ROOM
Kaminari (2:50): oh my god
Kaminari (2:50): good luck champ
Kaminari (2:51): try not to bust it in ten seconds flat
Sero (2:51): u suck
—
Kirishima and Bakugou as roommates in a nice ass apartment that they can afford because they're both camboys.
They started out together but separate (as in they researched it together then started doing their own solo streams and they'd compete to see who could earn the most).
Todoroki (1:37): sero, are you ok? I heard a loud bang coming from your side of the wall
Todoroki (1:39): ... hanta?
Sero (1:40): YEAH SORRY
Sero (1:40): I threw my phone
Sero (1:40): across the room
Sero (1:40): on accident
Todoroki (1:41): accident
[Kaminari changed the group name to ‘tape dispenser x icyhot fan club’]
Kirishima (1:13): wait omfg is it finally happening
[several people are typing...]
Midoriya (1:13): YES
Kaminari (1:13): YES
Mina (1:13): YES
Luckily for the pair of them, the brothers of Alpha Alpha Alpha knew how to handle bros who’d hit rock bottom. No one asked them any questions, and for that, Kirishima was grateful.
Kirishima (1:31): what??
Kirishima (1:32): oh god is it hanta does he like hanta
Kirishima (1:32): I don’t think I can handle this
Mina (1:32): how did he get even further off the mark
Kaminari (1:33): world’s densest rock
I think Ei would have to be the first to initiate cuddling and kissing stuff after they get together but once the initial awkwardness is over you can catch Bakugou never going five minutes without contact of some sort
—
Bakugou (1:15): I can’t believe tape face is gonna be the first one in the group with a boyfriend
Kirishima (1:16): why are you texting me when you’re laying right next to me
Bakugou (1:16): DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT HAIR FOR BRAINS
—
who wants a longfic about krbk thinking they’re killing the game being the best friends with benefits ever when in reality they are playing themselves and falling in love because I know I have seven WIPs but listen I-
:)
There was no way Todoroki didn’t feel it, as close as he was, and sure enough, his hold on Sero’s wrists tightened a moment later as the breath in his ear faltered.
“Wow," Todoroki breathed after a few seconds. "This... this is so much better than I've ever imagined."
—
[icyhot x tape dispenser fan club plus bakugou who refuses to be associated with the fan club but is secretly definitely part of the fan club]
Sero (23:34): I think I’m in love
[Several people are typing…]
“Do you, uh, still want to kiss me?” he asked, looking at Todoroki from under his lashes.
Todoroki nodded without missing a beat, and Sero felt his fingers twitch against his sides through the thin fabric of the shirt he’d thrown on. He chuckled.
“Okay. You’re sure?”
CW: abo, omegas with pussies, mommy kink
“Mommy! Knot! Please!” Bakugou cries, crumpling forward against Kirishima’s chest. His nails scratch half heartedly down Kirishima’s skin, but he seems unable to get a solid grip, shaking as he sobs. “I n-need it, M-mommy.”
He ignored it. His heart was beating so fast behind his ribcage that he wouldn’t be surprised if Todoroki could hear it. He still couldn’t quite believe he was being allowed to even witness any of this, let alone participate, so his own pleasure could wait.
Shinsou (2:45): nothing
Shinsou (2:45): wanna see a cat video?
Kaminari (2:45): uh obviously
Shinsou (2:45): VIDEO SENT
Kaminari (2:46): VIDEO RECEIVED
Kaminari (2:47): how does that cat look exactly like Aizawa sensei tho
Shinsou (2:47): RIGHT THATS WHAT I SAID
cue lots and lots of cuddles and pampering and take out in bed for dinner, as well as several breaks for crying and reassurance while they figure out this new space together.
two wolves live inside me and one is sero getting stoned and experimenting with half the people at the party and the other is sero hopelessly in love bringing his friend tdrk to the party then chilling on the couch the whole time bc tdrk got high and fell asleep on his shoulder
Kirishima (1:33): not to change but the subject but
Kirishima (1:33): bakugou is acting so weird about this
Kirishima (1:33): you guys don’t think he likes Todoroki or something do u?
Mina (1:34): bless your heart
Kaminari (1:34): are you serious
Midoriya (1:34): Kirishima—
“Yes,” Todoroki says, and Sero can hear a touch of defensiveness creeping back into his voice. “Was I not supposed to tell you that? Don’t you like me too? You - your - you’re /leaking/ through your sweatpants, Hanta.”
bakugou with stuttering hips, jerking back onto hard cock and then forward into soft, wet mouth, and he's definitely singeing scorch marks into the wall but he doesn't seem to realize it
Tiktok famous Kirishima doing one of those “this is my best friend! I’ve had a huge crush on him for years but he doesn’t know 😔 tonight I’m gonna kiss him! 💖💪” videos
CW: underage
PH Todo gets quirked into the past and HS Todo walks in on him in the locker room with HS Sero's legs wrapped around his waist as PH Todo fucks him against the lockers. Sero makes eye contact with him over PH Todo's shoulder and comes all over himself on the spot.