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luv me wife luv me beer luv me krumpin' ... simple as
Inexistenceβ’.
Joined September 2020
@mothercainooc the male platonic version of women gently touching is literally just wrestling.
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this is just a man with his daughter if you see a ship I will find you and rip off your teeth one by one with some pliers.
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@meep__tm manga DunMesh is like over the Garden Wall and anime DunMesh is like Adventure. no I will not explain what I mean.
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@notevaniam @regulusshow Died And Reincarnated As A Romantic Novel Love Interest, But My Brainrotten Personality Is Getting In The Way Of The Main Character Falling For Me.
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@tyler02020202 for a while I hated myself for approaching everyoneI met platonically and tried to be more forward with my interest whenever it was there, but circled back to platonic everything cuz I just felt like everybody could smell how desperate for intimacy I was.
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@Dynamic_Weeb I like the idea of Kenjaku being a woman since it puts a more sinister light on the way they have treated females in the past (Choso's mom and Yuuji's mom's body).
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@homotron3000_ Meh. I actually really love seeing people enjoy things in their own ways separate from mine. Those are one of the few moments where you can realize other people are actually conscious and not NPCs. Makes me so happy for them.
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@CSPerfectShot Ain't a real Power cosplay unless she smells like asscrack, toenail dirt and raw meat.
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@bad2sentence People have been doing bad two sentence horror since the ancient greeks, huh?.
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@Nitr0gen_Shark @the_angler_mann not wanting kids is so valid but being disgusted by babies is something you should talk to your therapist about. lmao.
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I might need a week off Twitter to recuperate fron this.
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@CSPerfectShot my friend being depressed as fuck while seeing me be completely autistic in front of a girl he's presenting me.
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@CSPerfectShot @deltasogay DON'T PUT A MANGA CHARACTER TALKING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME EVER AGAIN
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@patchfvce @l0udbl0nde I'm telling you Sukuna will about to pop off with Ten Shadows and then a Resonance to the back of his skull will fuck his whole shit out.
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@kurazune SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP TOP AND HARUKA ONLY EXIST IN LOOP 2 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME REMEMBER I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER.
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@konoraora I mean Maki has 0 cursed energy so he couldn't follow her movements based on cursed energy like Yuji.
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@NCetomeetyou00 @Dynamic_Weeb everyone refers to Tengen as he even though she's confirmed to have been female.
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@JustaDudeDrawin @ManMilk2 One time when I was like 14 a stray cat got in my house and killed all the kittens my cat had recently give birth to. I had to pick them up one by one and put them in a towel and left them in an open field. Fun.
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@Lorgarwasright I hope the Vashtorr storyline will end with him becoming a chaos god and getting Perty under him.
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@misteryurifag only way I'd ever choose to have a crush on Kabru would be if it meant crush in the sense of getting him crush under a massive heavy object like a 10Γ10Γ10 tungsten cube.
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@astrostarry "A little girl in a dangerous neighborhood at night, holding books on advanced physics".
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@tyler02020202 that sounds like the most platonic ass plan ever. what you do after you finish your workout routine? lick each other's armpits or something?.
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@Mathisus_6 imagine they use Remember and Top is like "YOU LIKED ME LIKE THAT AS A CHILD?!?!?!".
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DO THIS WITH MEG AND PETER GRIFFIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
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@ChainsawZero I just talked about how despite being literally in the same body Fujimoto exalts Yoru's slim curves while Asa is just a stick.
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@phreakfather I mean I could perceive it as brown if the context that it was under an extremely strong blue light.
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@CSPerfectShot @deltasogay The jntention is what matters, and the Denji is alright. but damn Power looks like a crackhead.
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@nykopoi 'I was the Daughter of Billion dollar company Samsung's CEO then kms and reincarnated into a post-nuclear apocalypse pink haired lesbian fascist'.
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@Renarchat New OC but it's a 32 year old homeless guy with cat ears that can't even remember the last time he had physical contact with another human. Stinks of cigarrettes and whisky and doesn't even bother to clean himself no more. yea that's good.
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@unwebbedmantis HOW HAVEN'T I SEEN THAT UNDEAD X UNJUSTICE APRON BEFORE? I LOVE VICJUIZ SO MUCH RAAAAHHHHH.
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this is the conversation that made the tera melos guys not want to get back together anymore.
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@moldyshoo @tyler02020202 maybe a bit of an extremist advice but try to jump in on every chance you get to get into a new social circle. It's not about staying in them but about getting to know yourself and maybe getting a friend or two in the way.
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I think mangaka's little comics and comments should be a whole new niche separated from animanga. they're just funnier.
female shonen mangaka save meβ¦ arakawa save meβ¦ i just know sheβs cool
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@MangarahZakwaan @TCBScans Thx dude my Internet doesn't want to load the last page on the TCB website for some fucking reason.
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@misteryurifag is this some "me and the finnish smug femboy I pulled by being a 120 6'2 wimp scared of Chucky" meme turned into a manga?.
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@JAPversus GW really needs to invest in a T'au FPS with a Gue'vesa protagonist. maybe even one from the Enclaves.
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@scara_110 I think it'd be pretty cool if we had Death be an UMA that somehow escapes God's influence giving them a true personality of their own, and they're just hidden in some crazy place as to not kill anything they could touch. Like just a sad bean character would be fun.
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@shoe0nhead The first persons to commit the worst atrocities are always people in positions of public power and people in cahoots with them.
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@moldyshoo @tyler02020202 Not expanding your social circle will just make it harder for you to not just get unfixably numb about it. Before you stop caring push yourself little by little with whatever little will you still have and eventually something will come to you.
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m-maybe cannibals aren't so bad when they're hot tall goth chicks.
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@sas51334 @Dynamic_Weeb I think the concept of Kenny being a woman and effectively a witch in ancient times and then go on to objectify women in the way they have is such an interesting thing for their character.
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@Lazz_Art Man, Cleaver Mike's so hot, I'd give him my mom's single last name. Not my grandma's cat's name tho. That'd be too slutty.
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The best villains in manga are the ones that can give you a genuine sense of dread from seeing them on the page
I wanna see some of yβall favorite characters/antagonists from the last 5-7 years. Who else yβall like besides Johan and Griffith.
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@melongraceful @i_love_beouf best size difference is big buff guy with even bigger buffer woman.
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@himbostore @LukaZer0 It's metal, it's bonkers and has literally the best characterization in fiction ever.
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@Foxillian13 Seeing people realize they shouldn't listen to people on the Internet always puts a smile on my face.
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people don't know this comic has a secret fifht panel depicting Meg satisfied with puttig Peter in a nursing home and never seeing him again.
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Chihiro calling him a f-word and then kissing him without hetitation is peak mlm.
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@jboy3232 @tastymaru Rosario estΓ‘ literalmente ahΓ y me vas a decir que los cordobeses son los porteΓ±os del Interior?. sos rosarino seguro.
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@LenOnTheDoor @hates_place mei mei is literally a shotaconer. not only incest but pedo so yeah.
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SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT TILL IT'S A HIT TWEET. FOOD ANIME FOR LESBIANS. FOOD ANIME FOR BISEXUALS. (Golden Kamuy is Food Anime for gays).
I think it's particularly funny to put Dungeon Meshi and Dorohedoro side by side, because at first glance you expect one to be a fun story of friendship and good food and the other to be horrors beyond human comprehension, but in reality, they're both both.
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@bad2sentence It amazes me how try-hard some people are with this concept. You can just do something like: "It tickles. I feel them walk all over me" and be done with it.
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@spiderburial bilmuri made me realize country music is just midwest emo with guys that can actually sing.
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@yungfranxis 45 minutes of Courtney burping into the mic? that's some weird ASMR Metal type shit. I'd buy the deluxe edition.
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Gege? Wasted writing opportunities? .no shit, what you expected? something OTHER than fights?.
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@ogakitten GK was so awesome honestly I miss it too. but I know it was such a unique series there will never going to be anything like it again and that's fine, that's what makes it so memorable. tho it still makes me happy to see other series with a little bit of that soul in them too.
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@TheBrokenRonin NO ONE designs characters like Hayashida. Absolute GOAT. also short-hair Maki my beloved. π
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I find it so funny how Fujimoto draws Asa as a fucking sex-appealless autistick stick but when Yoru comes out she's suddenly caked up even though they share the same body.
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don't use your lucid dream powers to make above age fictional characters commit horrible crimes just because you're a hormy teenager.
i had a dream last night that i was going to have a lesbian moment with falin from dungeon meshi and she said this shit
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Kawada you gave me a series about my favorite sport + my waifu Himekawa Riki. It may have not been the best thing ever, but I cherished every page and panel I read. Thank you, sensei!.
A bitter sweet final statement from Kawada. Heβs always been a bit self deprecating but itβs sad to see here
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I need an isolated version of Yuuta's face here. the meme potential is too big.
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@goatedtranny Trans kid's dad deleting step-father/step-son incest porn from his search history and filling it with step-father/step-daughter incest porn.
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@KarimSenhadji13 @Dynamic_Weeb He was Choso's "dad" as Noritoshi Kamo but that isn't Kenjaku's first body nor close to being the original body. And with Choso's mom I was talking about the forced impregnation involving a curse part of the ordeal.
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