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Depends on the part of the city, but THIS is dickeating
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I feel like it’s not enough people watching
#RapShit
!! Please support it yall cuss it it gets cancelled imma be pissed!
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White people rapping will always sound like a math or science teacher trying to connect to their inner city students to me.
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He wrote & filmed them all in the same day that’s why
tyler perry got like eight shows on tv right now and they're all terrible omg
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@FreshbbyLe
@TR1LLA
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The solution to that is for the government to create more affordable housing which they have the means to do. The solution isn’t to tell ppl “stop being poor and stop needing help”
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@crissles
I never noticed until rewatching how HEAVILY focused that show is on having/wanting/keeping a man 🥴 literally like every other episode is about niggas lol
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I say this all the time cuss who are these millionaires y’all dating where he can pay ALL the bills and y’all still living lavish off one income?
Ive also real with myself i know i will never be a stay at home anything unless my partner's one salary is my earning potential + his, because i like to live a certain life and do certain things and EYE- ME-(EYE) am not willing to live a minimalist lifestyle just to stay at home
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Unpopular opinion: bitches that will leave their friends in any situation at the drop of a hat for a nigga are the worst kinds of friends to have.
My friend left us at the bar as soon as that man called. I checked her location to see if she was okay and y’all ….
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I volunteer to beat Mama Joyce ass in Todd’s honor since clearly no other women in his life will.
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When you tired of waiting on your friends to make Tik Toks with you so you do them alone
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To be fair, y’all be using these bitches like they Jan-Sports expecting them to stand the test of time
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Notice she mentioned her mom being white but not her dad being Black, because he isn’t 😭
Wiintrr breaks down after feeling like her co-host/friend didn’t validate/listen to her while talking about the backlash she gets for being a white passing biracial person.
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The photo dumps with the random ass JustinLaboy memes mixed in
what’s one trend everyone love but you absolutely hate???? (this is a safe space)
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I wanna have a baby out of pure love! Not fear, not guilt, not obligation. I wanna be madly in love and create a baby out of that love. Nothing else.
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April 30th 2021, I became a homeowner 🥳🏡. Those who know me personally know how hard I’ve worked towards this goal that I’ve had for so long and words really can’t express how it feels to finally accomplish it. I am truly humbled 🥲.
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2k a month to be an assistant to a celebrity? You was better off staying with your bd if you need some shelves put up sister
Summer Walker is looking for a male assistant who can build stuff, preferably white or not straight
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Y’all saying Chloe Bailey can’t be a IG baddie because she has locs is very … weird of y’all to say the least
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Submitting to your partner BECAUSE your needs are being met >>>> submitting to your partner TO GET your needs met.
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I’m a firm believer that everyone does not deserve forgiveness for everything. You don’t have to walk around actively hating them, but you also don’t HAVE to forgive them just because they’re sorry. Some actions warrant non-forgiveness
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They just not making television like this anymore smh
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The Mexico trip, pillow talk, A Mothers Love, Savannah. A SEASON
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Nigga you brush ya teeth with Deer Park??
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Child let me save this because people be thinking I’m crazy when I say Black men are the white people of Black people 😭😭
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Out of all the unnecessary shit they could’ve stopped selling, why would Shein stop selling sunglasses??
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Being a wife is not the accomplishment y’all think it is.
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I believe every single thing Jennifer Hough said happened. Period
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Y’all pissing me off with the Eboni K Williams discussion. If you’re offended that a lawyer wouldn’t date someone in their tax bracket, get a fucking grip
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Uzi’s real name being Symere is the philly-est shit ever.
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People be calling themselves introverts but do y’all really dig how it feels for it to literally be excruciating to be around people for too long? 😭
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Beyoncé made Philly her first US stop, she love us so bad!
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This might be the dumbest shit I’ve seen on here in a while & that’s really saying something
If you under 25 and you ain’t doing shit else, you might as well go to the military right now. Do a lil 4 years, get ya benefits and chill after that
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A man being thoughtful is really the biggest turn on. My love language is definitely not having to ask so the “I was thinking of you and got/did....” or “I remember you saying you liked/wanted this” gets me EVERYTIME 🥰
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If a nigga looks at effective communication or any type of conflict resolution through discourse as “going back and forth”, that’s a red flag.
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Cheryl and Jerrold from
#SweetLifeOnMax
are made for each other. A lame and a pick me. Match made in heaven
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Why I’m listening to my neighbors arguing, as always, cuss this nigga be cheating, and he gon say “I could really be fucking bitches if I wanted to, I coulda been tried to fuck the jawn with the glasses across the street” 😭😭😭 now why am I in it???
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Nothing makes me happier than forcing my friends to do Tik Tok dances with me
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There needs to be a study on how and why y’all are so comfortable sharing y’all Ls on the internet like this
in 2019 i purchased one of kevin samuel’s $600 virtual personal advice sessions. he told me i needed to change my sheets more often& be more active in my son’s life. I kno those things are expected but theres jus something abt a brother in a suit saying it. rip& thank u
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Keeping food spots a “secret” is the weirdest shit ever. Y’all wanna feel exclusive so bad 😭
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So niggas will fuck any woman that tells them not to wear a condom? Kinda proving her point idk
Ask niggas how many women have told them to not wear a rubber & watch how the conversation shifts.
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The African American urge to watch the ATM go back to the home menu before I walk away
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Being able to buy a home at 25 is already a blessing enough, but also being able to get it renovated to MY personal design is a blessing in and of itself 🥲 and I’m so pleased with my bathroom thus far. I picked out everything myself!
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Living alone is such a privilege that I do not take for granted. I love having my own space
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Can he floss?
Geordie shore must have paid well hahsha looks like Ross from friends when he leaves the teeth whitening stuff on too long
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When I see other city’s Chinese food I’m so grateful I grew up in Philly
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History really repeats itself 😭😭 white people trynna conquer a country through violence and the spread of disease.
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Ngl y’all do not make parenthood or co-parenting seem fun or lit at all. I am COOL right now 😭
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Growing up and maturing is realizing Gordon Ramsay is really not that mean
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I truly think I’m the greatest prize there is 😭 literally not many people even deserve to be around me
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Girth >>> length. I don’t make the rules I just follow them
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@KILLKiera
I literally searched on here to make sure I wasn’t tripping and as soon as I typed SHEIN “SHEIN sunglasses” popped up 😭 the girls are pissed!
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“See you soon” is crazy
Tory Lanez has released a statement on Instagram after his 10-year sentencing:
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Part of me really thinks everyday, what’s the point of striving for my goals when this country is inevitably going to collapse literally any day now 😭
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His reaction is the only reason I believe this. Gagged and gooped 😭
fun fact: the people in this video weren’t actors, beyoncé walked down the street and those were their real reactions
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I haven’t touched a car door since I met him, my house consistently has a fresh bouquet of roses in my favorite colors, full body massages on the regular & he tells me how lucky he is to have me daily 🥰
We’ve had enough stories of women dealing with bottom tier men. Let’s hear princess treatment stories only.
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Lulu lemon is just the newest “status item” y’all care more about having yoga clothes with that logo than the actual clothes because I promise you can get the same active wear at old navy lol
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@the_ashanti1
It didn’t really give what it was supposed to gave 😕 I wanted more pressure applied 😭
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So I finally watched the season premiere of
#Atlanta
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I really be turned off by anything and quickly. A nigga listen to too much NBA youngboy and I’m COOL immediately.
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Katt Williams is like Karen Huger to me. Sure they lie sometimes but it’s never about stuff we actually care about and they’re FUN lies. Like do we really believe Katt Williams read 3,000 books in a year at the age of 8? Of course not, but that’s FUN
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If LisaRaye don’t do nothing else, she’s gonna wear white & hate Duane Martin.
The way LisaRaye is NEVER taking her foot off her former friend’s neck. I stan. The betrayal of it all.
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I got my offer letter today 🥺
I want a new job bad as shit. With higher salary & work from home to be specific.
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The dick don’t be making y’all crazy, that codependency and low self esteem do
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Two things can be true at once. Yes I believe people show up for who/what they want to show up for, but people also have their own lives & can’t always show up for you how you or they would like. You can’t expect people to put you before their own lives and priorities
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Yall see how easy it is to offer a sincere apology to the people you’ve offended when you ACTUALLY give a fuck about the people you offended
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The whole process of getting to know a nigga is just so draining to me rn. I do not care about where you from or what you do for fun sir 😭
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I’m really holding the deed to my house that I bought all on my own 🥺
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This my first time actually getting asked to be someone’s valentine 🥺😭❤️
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Currently living out my child hood dream to paint my house colorfully. Dressing room still in progress 🤩
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I don’t wanna see Juicy Couture get revamped or reinvented. We want the regular degular classic velour sweatsuits in an array of colors. THATS IT
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Well done steak & kool aid
the dirty rice was well-seasoned and had some nice heat to it. of course the steak was well done 🥴 but the garlic herb lime butter was good. spinach was nice and simple which is how i like it
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I really wanna start making more friends I just completely don’t know how 😭
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I said this last year but I mean it again this year, my New Year’s resolution is to make more friends lol
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I just saw a tik tok of a Reddit post where the husband asked to open the marriage, she had non stop dates, he got 0 hoes, and he tried to talk to someone at his job and they showed HR and he got fired 😭😭😭😭😭
I love the “I asked my wife for an open relationship” to “I didn’t expect other people to find my wife attractive and nobody wants me but now she won’t close it cause she’s happy” pipeline.
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Not y’all shaming people for Afterpay and Klarna 😭 one thing about me, imma use AfterPay just about anytime it’s offered at checkout, fym
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I just wanna look cute & take pictures all summer 🍊
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Jackie Christie is the type of unhinged reality tv has been missing for years.
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No, because I only do it when I truly want to/feel like it. I’ll look like a bum for as long as EYE want to 😂
Another question. Ladies, do you ever get tired of maintaining yourself? I mean is there ever a time where you’re like “ugh, it’s time to get my nails and hair done again”
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