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Post the picture on your avi. If you air me, I’ll blow heaven’s trumpet 🥹
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Caught someone smoking around chapel area. Brought him inside, he first receive slap for podium make everybody see. Asked why he did and he said so they could expel him. I kid you not they did not expel or suspend the guy. Literally said you will die in this school 😭😭😂😂😂😂
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Or was is it in front of Cafeteria 1, I was kissing my boyfriend then instead of us to be going to our hostel and white bus passed. Only for me to hear “the both of you come here” nibo.. japa japa.. I ran like my life depended on it.. left my boyfriend and picked race
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Lmfaooo people are saying they would have slapped their own. Sorry for the laughs but I promise you, yoi would have done NOTHING!!!!! You will take the slap as it come and keep quiet
A dude ran and sat on my lap because there was no space in chapel. Oyedepo came straight to him, slapped him twice and pulled him off.
Thought he would carry me too.
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Breaking egg inside noodles should be considered a criminal offense because whyyy
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Dear Abia people, please bless us with JPEGs.❤️
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Please where can someone find women that are actually attracted to women?? Asking for myself🙈😩
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Probably 2011/2012, we went for an event at Kings college. It was a children’s day event.. so my school(Methodist Girls’) & Queens college were in attendance.. After the event, they let Queens college girls leave without any hassle.. When we wanted to leave the hall, these boys…
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Come nasty, sexual and most importantly in love with me, I’ll not wait for anybody to be ready to be with me❤️
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11 months and 5days of being jobless is now over. 😭😭💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
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Apparently the SS3 boys were beating the shit out of the SS1 and SS2 boys for the stunt they pulled.. we were hungry but too scared to step out to buy anything.. it was the boys that were with us that had to helps go buy what we wanted.. That day was unbelievable
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March was really lit🔥
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Bruhhh the type of man you should run away from if he says “I’ll get you pregnant”
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I love King Promise x Terminator way too much. Probably obsessed atp
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I remember someone tearing their bible into two parts so I could have one. Or me hiding my legs because I wore slippers instead of shoes😭😭
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Before you dm me know that I do usually tell my men to lay on their back, raise their legs up, hold it and spread…🧏🏽♀️
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Fufu is top 2 swallow and it’s not no 2…
“fine babe” but your favorite swallow is fufu 💀
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2000🙈
1992, 1993, 1994 ,1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005..
You all should identify yourselves with a pic pls❤. fall out!!!!!!!!!
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You must let me bite you and you must touch my bum bum
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We finally made it out of the hall.. they were SS1 & SS2 boys.. when the SS3 boys heard what was happening, they came out and took us to a classroom to safely wait for our school bus to come pick us while some stayed around to protect us.. Next thing we heard students shouting…
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If I slap your empty skull it will bounce of your neck. Castrated imbecile… my own experience?? Walahi you are mad and you have me to tell you.. dimwit
Firstly, KC don’t hold a children’s day event during this time, Secondly you’d never find us blocking the door of exit just to harass or assault any female ever, we’d rather want to have a conversation with girls mutually , we are not animals, we were raised with the right values
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i have found a very great eater.. God i'm liking this style you're barbing me oooo. after 1000 years
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Lmao this person💀. He DM’d me, the moment he sent his picture, I stopped replying.🤭🙈
This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill.
For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
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Omo if we become strangers no wahala. I’ll do it with the next person 🙈
Do all this shit to become strangers after, pathetic
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I want to go for this unlimited cocktail thing but the problem is where do I go from there because it definitely can’t be back to my bed.. so I’ll just wait till when I can “hey come and pick me up, I’m so tipsyyyyy” 🤭🤭😩
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Abeg if I soft block you, you’re free to block me back. Better for me I don’t get to see more foolish takes from you people🙏🏾
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I have to fall in love before the end of December.. Please my character isn’t even bad.
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Or the time Oyedepo came to school at night, before exam week. On my way back to the hostel, I saw people rushing to chapel. You won’t believe they were rushing to touch his clothes so that they will pass their exams.. I was in disbelief. I say ehn is this how it is here😭😭
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…gather around both entrances and locked it.. Mind you we were with Two female teachers but of course it didn’t matter.. we were at the door begging for them to let us out and they refused.. so my friend and I found a way to push ourselves through while biting one of them..
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Petition to bring back real fuckers.. what do you mean your anus is out of bounds..
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This morning my boyfriend called, we spoke for about 6 minutes and he went silent. i asked what was wrong, he said nothing. he then told me he feels so lucky to have a woman like me, i smiled and i told him i love him so much and he said he loves me too. Love is beautiful❤️
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Easter service 2013..papa had preached for almost 2hrs+ and when he said finally, the way we all let out a loud sigh! Papa finished us that day. he insulted us and kept preaching. I don almost dey cry.. and we still had to walk back from faith tabernacle to the hostel.
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Mainland to live and island for the nightlife
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Sex on the bathroom sink,sex while standing and facing the wall, sex on the couch having a face off.
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If you like forgive a cheating partner.. Wo the shege will be 10x worse.. if you want to forgive just cheat back.. so both of you go dey beg each other.
Genuine question for the TL, no judgement zone:
Women who forgave your cheating partners/ex-partners, do you feel they became a better partner after you forgave them or worse?
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Everything is always a joke to you people.. if it’s not dark joke, it’s criminal joke or emotional abuse jokes.. champion fools
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Rants to their girlfriends, say all the bad shit about their friends and then go outside and be doing “my guy my guy”
At least they’re expressing their feelings. What do you people do?
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