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After being laid off 77 days ago, I finally got the job I *wanted* making $20k more.
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So Barack and Michelle helped produce Leave the World Behind and that just made this shit even creepier.
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Aggie Pride tho lmfao
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Sooo the offer letter is signed and I am now a Business Analyst in Fintech 🥳.
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Whatever they paying her, it ain’t enough.
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Seeing yourself on a billboard while you at your school’s homecoming is so fucking cool.
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The situation isn’t funny. And I hope she’s thrown under the jail for running those people over.
But I fucking screamed.
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I don’t mind that they made her hair curly. I’m upset that it looks like one of Whitney Houston’s old wigs.
Disney either think black people stupid, or we wouldn't notice a 2 shade difference. Smh
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Not if you date someone with common sense.
This is why dating is hard these days, you gotta compete with celebrity dating standards with a working class paycheck 😂
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Father Stretch My Hands was so fucking fire ... and then this nigga came on there talking about bleached assholes.
I’ll never forgive him.
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Y’all really give watermelon all this hate when cantaloupe is RIGHT. THERE.
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Choose chaos. Post that man.
Wanna post up my man but I’m sure he date like 4 other chicks on here 😭😭😭
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I can’t believe we moved away from waves being the standard. Niggas were so fine with waves and low cuts 😭
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You could’ve literally died.
just found out you have to clean out your dryer's lint
being single is hard
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So I don’t follow the take a pic everyday rule but here’s to day 50 🥂
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You can be loved out loud without social media knowing every detail of it.
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Anyway, my dumb ass sim got pregnant and I couldn’t get the abortion in time. So now she got a baby and a cheating ass nigga.
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🗣 TAKE US BACK TO PHASE 1
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I want in on this lawsuit.
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You know what song deserves the longevity and relevance that Swag Surf has *somehow* obtained?
The critically acclaimed single by DG Yola - Ain’t Gon Let Up. That song should play in every DJ set. Every cookout. Every single gathering.
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You can’t flex on someone who’s not paying you any attention to begin with…
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My TL is half niggas thinking that Trump has been removed from office and half niggas condescendingly explaining how impeachment works... something that they most likely googled yesterday.
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I have never wanted something so bad in my entire life.
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Please send as many good vibes as possible. I have 2 second round interviews this week ✨
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I promise you this isn’t as bad as the Que that fake ejaculated with a lotion bottle during his probate.
Tennessee State University just crossed 175 AKA’s…….ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-FIVE.
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It warms my heart that Gucci refuses to squash that shit with Jeezy. You don’t see dedication like that anymore.
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Me if I ever get my titties pierced because on God, idk how imma get past the first titty.
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(Also) be careful dealing with your boy crazy friends. Women whose whole world revolves around finding companionship and being in a man’s face cannot be trusted.
That was also in my dream 😭
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I hate being nosy because I did a mean investigation of this drama just to see OP making fun of one of the girls for being r*ped by her stepfather…and supposedly they were once friends.
Y’all are really fucking evil smh.
Ugly uglier and ugliest. I don’t understand why these 3 goranamals have the audacity to call me ugly😂
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If I could pay
@MakeupForWOC
as my dermatologist, I really would. Her tweets have been so beneficial.
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I literally come back to this tweet all the time. She’s so fucking fine 😭
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For anybody in Charlotte, take her to Science on the Rocks 🥰
Y'all don't like museum dates and dates that aren't food based?? Y'all boring
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I’ll be that.
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So this year I brought a brand new car, became a BA and increased my salary by $25000, fell in love with front end and graphic design, and got my masters degree. Overall, a great fucking year 😁
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I’m starting to realize that a lot of people don’t care who the source is or where the message is coming from, as long as the message fits their own preconceived views.
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Ladies if your man offered to pay all the bills and buy all the groceries would you make sure the house is clean and cook for him 5 times a week?? All ur money goes to savings and yourself 🤔🤔
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In 2023, I want everybody to find hobbies/activities/talking points that do not revolve around men.
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But once you get out of the routine 🙌🏾
Can we talk about the withdrawals that come with no longer speaking to a person you spoke to every single day?
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Y’all have threesomes for a nigga who can’t even make you nut in the first place. Ridiculous.
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