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โI hate youuuuuuuuโ.
Women Rizz 101:.
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Educated Hausa accent >>>>.
Uk accent or US accent?.
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Tech guy for morning, Osama bin Laden for night โ๐พ๐๐ค๐พ.
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Are you going through a lot? Please go through it, it's your turn.
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It's such a big flex when everyone's tryna hit on your girl but you know they're never gonn get her.
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I have 5 brothers and each brother has 5 brothers. How many are we?.
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We donโt have to speak everyday cos weโre in a relationship, we both have our lives to live.
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What wizkid did on Loju shows heโs the SI unit of Afrobeat. Nobody comes close.
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Nothing is more painful than losing your biology note back in secondary school ๐.
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Wetin concern me with your mental health, no be your mates dey craze?.
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I don't have issues texting first as long as you make me feel like you actually wanna talk. .
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Avoid anyone that thinks Wizkid isn't the greatest in Africa ๐ฆ
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Our parents act like they're okay but deep down they want our phones to spoil ๐.
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no matter how person fine reach, passport go always humble you ๐.
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I enter bush make I go commit suicide, snake chase me, omo I nearly die ๐ฅฒ.
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Fine girl like you, you sent voice note and you're sounding like MC Oluomo ๐.
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Stay away from people who think their charger would develop a fault if you use it. They are bad for your mental health.
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N!gga bagged 100m naira in 3 months and there's you still in school after 4 years and you don't have 100k in your account.
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Women will date you for just 7 years and automatically think you wanna marry them.
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Your boyfriend don know who hin go marry, if you like stay in the kitchen and be shouting "babe, semo or rice?" ๐.
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Date someone that's interested in your future and financial growth. Life is beyond Hotel and restaurants.
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We don't even know who's pregnant again. All of una belle just big.
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Asewo outfits look hot and sexy on some people but then there's you looking like mango wrapped in foil.
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I started having trust issues when my mom told me "come here i won't beat you".
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I don't know if am living my life the wrong way, omo my phone no dey ring from morning to night.
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If relationship tastes like drink, what type of drink will yours taste like?.
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As a lady your music taste is very important cos how you go dey post potable song dey caption am with "mood" ?๐ญ.
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I see 3 calabash inside your fridge, and you still dey tell me make feel at home.
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Dem no dey give person food for dream again, omo things don hard fr ๐๐๐.
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Nothing is more disappointing than opening your biscuits then you realize it's soft already.
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If your papa go know sey na the house wey him suffer build you dey call trenches lasan ๐.
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if your class never made a teacher cry or leave back in secondary school. then it wasn't awesome ๐.
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