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Welcome to Twitter NG, if you don't cook you get cooked.. someone from a depressed home would attend to you shortly
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Don't allow her being so fine deter you from approaching her. She might not be taken as you've assumed.
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BREAKING NEWS:
"We are supporting the Nationwide protest with free Data Giveaway".
Just reply with your preferred network
#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
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Let me remind you that you can also be dumped for loving too much
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I still dunno how you will be Nigerian and be gay. Like with all we are facing in this country na another man yansh dey give you joy?
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if she asks to connect so she can play music before knacking, know say your own don finish
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Get me to 5k followers
I have seen several complaints about you all needing new followers.
This is a follow train guaranteed to get you followers.
LIKE THIS POST. COMMENT ANY SOMETHING YOU’RE INTERESTED IN. FOLLOW EVERYONE THAT RETWEETS YOUR COMMENT.
DO NOT DO MORE THAN THAT
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My mom does on online class for people who wants to learn igbo.
If you have anyone who wants to learn igbo.
Please help rt
@kusssman
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What if one day Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Am just Bing thoughtful.
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“She has gone to meet the Lord”
But heaven say dem no see am oo 😭😂😂
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nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
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Them break my guy heart for Benin
Baba dey cry inside God is good bus to lagos
Passenger : Bros wetin Happen
My Guy: i lost a love one
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Your MCM nuts on your back and brings u paper towels to clean off. You deserve better ma
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Why is Suya sold at night? Because Newspapers are sold during the day Contact me for other answers to life's difficult questions.
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If your best friend was holding a gun to your head. What will your final word be?
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And there is that awkward Monday morning after the live launch of a new
#BBNaija
Season where the female HM's peel off their make ups and viewers start struggling to re imagine who is who among the House mates.
Can't wait for Tomorrow morning sef honestly 😅
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I hate it when people are at your house and ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we shit in the yard
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Sometimes you have to be willing to bend the universe to your will through sheer force and perseverance
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I've never seen a kid bearing the name
Theresa before. My guess is they are all born
old. Yes, just like Morgan Freeman
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Follow me I follow back
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Men below 5”7 na short man, woman below 5”7 na petite
The game is rigged
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A man should know his demons as intimately as he knows his angels
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Kama sutra says if you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of, buy one get one free.
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Get me to 5k followers guys
Ifb
I have seen several complaints about you all needing new followers.
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wearing jeans to a dick appointment tells me all I need to know about you
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How bittersweet it is that some of us live their most beautiful moments in our heads only
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Wetin concern me with your mental health, no be your mates dey craze?
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to be a supporter of Tinubu you have to be brainless
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Since I started using finances and academic intellect to rate women, and not necessarily beauty, a lot of them have become unattractive to me.
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Let us be honest, there's no proof.
God is a feeling. You feel him.
No physical evidence..
So Walter is correct to an extent.
“There’s no proof that God exist, God has nothing to do with being poor or rich” - Danny Walter
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Ler &Adolf playing chess. Ler jokes about Adolf trying to take over the world. Adolf asks Ler to stop. Ler doesn't. Angrily Adolf Hit Ler. You smart if u get wah I mean
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Transfer kill one guy for my street recently, since then I no dey do am again
No vex
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Pastor wan do crusade, e dey find babalawo wey go hold rain😂😂😂
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You can't even quantify the joy that comes with a credit alert bro. You'll just see yourself waving at everyone on the street
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You can only Give Away what you have inside. Become an instrument of Love..
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Juve vs Athletico Madrid champions League
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No matter what the medium is, if someone you like is making an effort to talk to you, appreciate it. Forget these unimportant standards.
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Your future doctors are cramming past questions😂, if your sickness no dey pq your own don finish be that
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When a Military Man dies,we shoot all night,When a Christian dies, we pray all night,What if a prostitute dies, what will happen all night?
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I have seen several complaints about you all needing new followers.
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A lot of things I’d say about my perception of mortality and people will think I’m depressed but I’ve really just made my peace with it.
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Most men come into relationships subconsciously assuming women are meant to endure pain and forgive quickly to maintain a happy home.
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God never said weapons won't be made, he promised they won't prosper.
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If you do transfer for every touching story, you go soon go back village.
na why you gats call them boss before them call you boss.
na who call boss last go do transfer
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When police stop you in Lagos, they gauge whether they should go the check your papers route or straight up beg for money based on your face
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Discipline is just choosing between what you want most over what you want now.
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Meet the 5th duo to be introduced on the show this season and it's the ACES. very clean dudes
#BBNaija
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This lady COOCHIE was so good last night she gon tell me close d door behind me nd call her wen i get home. I texted her 2 mins later and told her I made it, She gon say "DAMN! that was fast you must stay down d street?" I told her "Hell nah, I'm in ur livin room,I live here now
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same as in offices, una dey earn same salary, but the ladies go they change iphone every 3 month, they go vacation for greece
the lifestyle of actresses and actors in this industry don’t match.
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The voice actor of SpongeBob and the voice actor of Plankton's computer wife are married in real life.
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These days dem no dey carry list go market again, na where your money finish you go pass go house
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To know the amount of gas left in the cylinder.
•Just wet the side of the cylinder with water.
•The top part will be dry after some minutes and the lower part with gas will remain wet.
•Stop shaking the gas cylinder to check if it is finished or not.
It is dangerous!
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To you and 5 others
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Want something you have never had? Do something you have never done
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So a man and a woman had sex and the woman gave birth.
It's not new abeg
This is very interesting.. a trans male and trans female went half on a baby. They basically swapped genders
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Imagine signing Karim Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaká and Xabi Alonso in the same summer.
That's exactly what Real Madrid did in 2009 ✍️
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Everything I do for money has nothing to do with passion, it’s fueled by pure hatred for poverty.
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