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A true master of the art of being handful. All of my puns are intended!!! Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education.. Humanitarian #COYG
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2011
Firstborns are often assumed to be rich bcoz all they do is give and be responsible. However, the real cartels are the second borns⦠they are the ones who are rich rich but act broke to run away from responsibilities.
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Her brain could solve homelessness if we utilized the emptiness within it.
βWe could end up with no electricity like South Africaβ β deputy speaker Shollei insists PPPs a must after Adani deal cancellation. Read the whole story here:
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Remove CDF bring back free education! CDF is the main reason ppl fight for that MP seat. That is the only way they can eat public funds.
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How did we go from 5 pieces to 2?? Where are we heading as a nation π
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If Sakaja continues with this calmness and showing class in the next 10-15yrs he might be the president.
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When Sheldon said "I know you think youβre being generous, but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity. You havenβt given me a gift, youβve given me an obligation." I felt it π.
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Dating in your 30s Nikama mjengo small small inconvenience unaambiwa kesho usirudi.
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My friend is looking for a job she has bachelor of medicine and bachelor of surgery, degree from UON. RT widely.
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Msichana mrembo lakini uongo kama fundi wa nguo.
Dr. Mercy Mwangangi: Kenya is number 7 on the leader board in the World in terms of vaccination in the world⦠We are proud of what we have done as a govt, as Kenya
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I am gonna tell my kids this was Kenya before jubilee destroyed everything.
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Hii ukipea mara moja inaweza attend the next parliament meeting.
I am afraid, very afraid that I have found one of the best steak joints jamaniπ.Niliitisha serviette kupanguza machozi
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Dear @FredMatiangi next week on 27th itβs Diwali our Indian brothers and sisters itβs their day. Cheza kama wewe π mzito.
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We need 45 other volunteers to handle other counties. Hanifa tumekuachia Nairobi and Mandera.
Mandera Governor grants bursary worth 400k to his kin who's studying is a Ugandan University
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My dermatologist told me today that many things we use aren't needed ππ. I've cut down my spending, switching from a 3500 face wash to a 200 bar soap π. Skincare routines might not be necessary. it's best to consult a doctor before spending millions buying things online.
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Men will ghost you until you post a fine pic π then hit you with the fake concern "hey, you good? long time".
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Lol kuna siku I think In 2016 I tried her liver recipe, home hadi sahi My bros and sis canβt eat liver π It took me a lot to redeem my chef status in that house π.
Huyu miss Mandi ni kama ame bully the whole timeline. ππ.
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Men will never break up with you they will do everything for you to leave them so they can guilt-trip you later on.
Unpopular opinion about "BREAK UP".
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Na unaitwa Denny.
Mimi huyu akiniitisha pesa nakuja kama nimeiuma na meno nampatia yote π΅
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Why would someone spend so much to buy a ticket just to come and sell two bottles of perfume? . letβs set aside tree planting on Monday we need to deal with KRA.
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Yote tisa, ngumi ndio utakula sasa.
BAD LEADERS COME FROM BAD CITIZENS. Citizens who only complain on social media but never get to the ground to do the much needed civic education. Citizens who complain about bad governance but are not willing to form political parties and take that governance from the corrupt.
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In Nairobi you decide to go out and get fresh air you come back home broke. We need more parks and less malls.
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Releasing statement at 1am shows incompetence & lack of empathy. Parents hustle for bus fare & students have already travelled. Itβs been flooding for 2 wks & you put out a press at 1am? No CS in this government doing their job, all need to be fired.
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If you translate wasafi music to sheng you will have what ethic are singing π.
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Itβs 2019 and ppl still think reggae is for poor ppl πππ. Imagine missing out on the greatness of reggae music canβt be me.
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You can't compare Moi's era and Mutesa II economy. don't send me this Bs ππ.
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How are you ppl applying for jobs one week the next week itβs interview kidogo ushapata job which Kenya are yβall using?.
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I will be calling out all NEP leaders from Wajir, Mandera , Garissa I dare any youth to come at me with that clanism bullshit! We will not be left behind because of your stupidity. Time to WAKE UP.
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I can't stop watching this video somali mums are forever undefeated πππ.
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When your Housegirl is back and survived the dec transfer window ππ
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There is no connection.
Ukiomba msupa namba ya simu akupee ya airtel inamaanisha nini?.
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You go outside and realize you are the only one who has been staying in the house.
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Itβs a shame that a new born baby was sent to Nairobi coz apparently Wajir thereβs no oxygen. Vote wisely donβt let clanism be the reason you canβt receive basic medical aid.
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"Wapi nguo ya mtoto ama unataka kufungiwa na gazeti" ππππ nurses are unnecessarily rude.
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How Safaricom texts us with our names when promoting their offers and what not but some how when we call them they want details about your ancestors π€·ββοΈ. I am about to have this selective amnesia when it is time to pay those small small loans they give out.
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Ppl who are saying boarding schools should be abolished, take a minute and think about kids who find it as a safe haven. There are kids who come from poor families that can't afford 3 meals a day, some come from broken homes and others have no means but to walk Kms to day schools.
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Y'all are acting shocked when your fav vloggers and IG pages are buying clothes from Eastleigh then putting brand tags mnauziwa 10Γ the original price π€π€£π€£.
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2. @FarahMaalimM the loudest in the room always acting like he supports mwananchi but voted YES! Shame on you
I will be calling out all NEP leaders from Wajir, Mandera , Garissa I dare any youth to come at me with that clanism bullshit! We will not be left behind because of your stupidity. Time to WAKE UP.
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Wanaona kibiriti kwa handle huwezi kuwa kwa Giza.
Whoever tweets for kplc hates me because the way they are ignoring me uurgghhhh.
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Assalam aleikum @JamaludinSheikh @jamia_mosque can tomorrowβs khutba be about the Muslim politicians who are sell outs?? They have become so attached to the worldly things they forgot about Allah.
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Am I the only one or this meat is smiling with a tongue out.
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There's no water ,electricity, lectures are on strike 100th time this year , doctors/nurses are about to strike again, CBD is a slum, the whole country is flooded, the pollution is so bad we are aging like milk. The whole country needs to be put in rice Ohh we have to import that.
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What's this trend of building fancy mosques while the umma are dying of hunger and lack other basic needs? This is a good charity but can we now fundraise to build hospitals, Schools etc π€.
Hassan Joho and Friends Raise Sh 150 Million in 20 Minutes,in a Fundraiser in Isiolo to Build a Mosque!
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Being called Waria by non somalis feels like a white person called you nigga π .
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Don't forget to help your friends get that Friday jumaah pic βΊοΈ
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If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
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When you are at your rich uncle's house dropping your CV for the 100th.
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Wanabakisha husband material huwezi tumia yote.
Kwa nini wanaume wengi wasomali huvaa trousers hazifiki chini?.
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Y'all acting like Rose muhando can't pull that Beyonce energy she is unmatched.
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You sound like you clap your hands while speaking, just as you clap your cheeks for these politicians.
Ukiattack mtu Social media ata wewe ujue they will hit back. No one will sit around and watch you peddle lies about them. Umeyavulia, yaoge.
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Candy crush.
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We are starting with @Moadow .Absent because you went to Garissa to do this??? You are a whole Wajir Mp what are you doing in Garissa?! shame on you
I will be calling out all NEP leaders from Wajir, Mandera , Garissa I dare any youth to come at me with that clanism bullshit! We will not be left behind because of your stupidity. Time to WAKE UP.
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πππ this how childish men are, theyβd rather look like theyβre cheating than confess the stupid things they do when they donβt pick/reply to your calls and texts.
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Mnafanyanga nini mkiwa stressed?.
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Huyu akiiingia CBD ni government watampiga ngeta anaeza lipa loan ya kenya yote plus Ibaki extra ya ruto and sons Co.
BeyoncΓ© wore a $6.8 million worth of Lorraine Schwartz jewelry including a custom-made pair of 70-carat diamond and titanium geometric earrings with 35-carat center stones & three platinum-set diamond rings. She also wore a $380 Alain Mikli sunglasses.
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So this why the eggs at home taste different from mayai pasua π. I have been submerging my eggs in the water ππππ
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The accountant in me is why I donβt have nice things in life. I have already seen a plot somewhere I can farm with that money ππππ€¦π½ββοΈ.
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Najua mnataka rihanna but sisi waheshimiwa ndio tuko Kwa ground ready to eat your money π
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When you think it's insomnia but it's the debts you haven't paid.
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Mombasa wanapenda raha hadi demo inakaa festival ππ. Nairobi demos looks like Coup dβΓ©tat.
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Me calling the Netflix account owner why no payments have been made this month
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We need to be done with Ruto before EPL starts for health reasons . I canβt be angry about Arsenal and Ruto at the same time.
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Before nicheke someone direct me to the original tweet π
Michelle Obama chose Beyonce's concert over her in-laws, she is a typical Kenyan woman. πππππ.
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When you have a beautiful face with an ugly heart.
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The way they donβt moisturize their lips wanaeza smile and bleed to death π
Black kings wa Kenya hamtaki kuchangia kwa hii hashtag ya #BlackMenSmiling?.
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The only Victoria in Kenya we know is lake Victoria and Victoria Rubadiri. Na tukisonga kidogo Victor wanyama.
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I don't know what is more embarrassing! the fact a Kenyan referee missed being part of world cup linesman coz of corruption, or the fact that he accepted only 60k which is nothing compared to what he was to earn πππ§π .
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Hizi weighing scale ziko CBD ina shout hadi body count, bank bal na who is your daddy π€¦π½ββοΈ.
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