Austin Greenwell
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I imagine this is what
@KySportsRadio
and
@KyleTucker_ATH
look like shooting a basketball, which is why I have a really hard time valuing their opinions on the sport lol
This is legit a human being, who has a platform, that is criticizing NBA players.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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“He got the record! Nine 3-point shots from the boy king from Kentucky.”
More than 2 decades later and Kevin Harlan is still the best in the business.
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I just got on Facebook for the first time in a while and came across this lol I had to share
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That horse and carriage downtown Bardstown just pulled out in front of me and I kinda had to slam on the brakes. Hold your horses, brother
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Like 5 or 6 of my young cousins follow me on IG. All of them have more followers than I do. Bet their MySpace and Bebo game was weak tho
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This is gonna make me sound really religious but hearing people say Xmas instead of Christmas is one of my biggest pet peeves. It's like you're forgetting the whole point
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Reese's Eggs somehow manage to taste even better than Reese's Cups. Not sure that even makes any sense, but it's true.
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Just unfollowed Mark Stoops on Twitter. I'll show him who's boss. Take that, coach. Dick
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Just made eye contact and exchanged a nice, smooth head nod with Mr. Harrison walking into the game.
#RealKnowsReal
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Stoops is the man. We have progressed every year. It’s not easy taking a step forward every year but that’s what we’ve done. He and the program really deserved that one. What a win
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Penn Station’s chocolate chip cookie is top notch. Possibly the best in the game
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Dontaie Allen seeing Cal in the locker room after the game
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My first NBA game? Kobe playing in Memphis in 2012. Had to see him before he hung it up. My brother and I waited outside the Lakers team hotel just to see him walk to the bus. For someone I’ve never personally met, Kobe has had a huge impact on my life and I’m grateful for that.
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I’ve tried tweeting something multiple times but keep backspacing. I got nothing. Just pain. I do have this, though..I don’t care if it’s not Cal’s thing..not calling a timeout at the end of regulation was inexcusable.
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It’s okay, Louisville fans. Maybe you’ll beat the Cats in basketball….
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It’s crazy how much the weather can impact someone’s mood. Tough to be in a bad mood on days like today!
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I could definitely go for a Peoples Church fish sandwich right now
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I just saw an 80 year old woman riding her bicycle in the fast lane on new circle rd. Damnnnn Gertrude
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Cookie cakes are at their best with just a touch of icing. The giant roses on top are too much. If you think otherwise you are wrong
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Once you turn 80 years old, you should have to re-take the drivers test. I mean sheesh Carol can you not see anymore or what
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Heartbroken man. I love Kentucky basketball more than anything
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4 years ago today, 17 year old Austin had a good question for the Facebook world
http://t.co/L4nuzQCbGh
http://t.co/uEAx80U0oE
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My Grandpa always says prayer before every Holiday meal. Today during his prayer he thanked God that Willie Cauley-Stein is coming back lol
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Holden just texted me and said "happy birthday btw". My birthday isn't for another month lol
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You seriously couldn't write a script like this. It's been one hell of a ride. Let's finish it off tomorrow.
#BBN
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Just saw that I joined Twitter in 2009. I would officially like to be called OG instead of AG
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Forgetting to bring headphones to the gym has to be the biggest first world problem one can encounter
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This is what life is all about
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We're loaded every year, but I'm not sure any of Cal's teams have looked this good this early in the season.
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I’m in three fantasy football leagues and this past week one of my teams lost by 1.06 points, one lost by 0.5 points, and my other team finished 2nd in the league in scoring but played the top scorer. It’s become the norm and I don’t like it
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Main thing I want to work on in ‘22 is holding myself accountable. I make a lot of excuses to myself to justify my laziness in certain areas. Even on the days that seem longer/tougher, I gotta get after it. Big moves coming ✍🏼
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My parents just drove to lexington to take Shawna and I out to eat and dad picked Arby's lol
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Got the newest iPhone today and it's so clean. Haven't been this pumped about my new phone since prolly my Motorola Razr back in 8th grade
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This black girl beside me is reading a book called "Trust No Bitch 2".
Trust No Bitch 1 must have been a dandy
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Man. “Role models” like this are a big reason why society is moving in the wrong direction.
“If there was a God, this is proof there isn’t”
Megan Rapinoe after getting injured and leaving the game early.
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This isn’t getting enough love. T.O is 44 years old lol. Freak athlete
It's 2018 and T.O. is out here putting guys on posters
(via
@Ria_Martin
and
@ChrisColeWSFA
,
@wsfa12news
)
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My Twitter must have gotten hacked again. Somebody is really trying to sell some sunglasses. Apologies!
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Sometimes when I’m bored I go back through my twitter likes. This is one of my favorite tweets of all time lol I laugh every single time
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Could've gotten a sunburn this past weekend. Could make a snowman today. Oh
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KD was the difference in the series, but if he played that well, he could have won in OKC. Soft
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Underrated tweet lol
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Dad and I went to Nashville for the SEC tournament and the cats got beat before we were even allowed to check into the hotel. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry
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Devin Booker scored 70 and I can't even fully appreciate it for at least another hour and a half
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Vanderbilt is a stud. Getting more and more comfortable every game
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@KySportsRadio
I appreciate you thanking me for my work 12 years later lol. The difference is I’m not constantly trying to make coaching suggestions. Covering the team is one thing, but what makes you qualified to give as much coaching advice as you try to give? That’s what I don’t understand.
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I really do understand why everyone hates UK. We own the sport. Who wouldn't be jealous of that
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Just went to Academy Sports in Etown to get a new golf bag. Walked out with shorts, a shirt and a hat but no golf bag 🤦🏻♂️
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There are very few things in life better than the first 4 days of March Madness
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Damien Harris announces tomorrow. His prom date tweeted him sayin she wont be doin any twerking if he doesnt choose UK. We're getting him
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I know the SEC is good, but being 6-7 in the conference is tough to swallow
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If something is always on your mind, maybe it's supposed to be there
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Making major changes to the life I’m living. I had no choice, I had to prove I made the right decisions. That was back in the days, Acura days, I was a cold dude, I’m getting back to my ways...
#tbt
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Folks, with an 8-4 conference record, games against Alabama and Tennessee still ahead, winning the regular season title in the best conference in college basketball is distinctly in play.
Folks with 7 losses, road games at Tennessee, Auburn, LSU and Mississippi St and a home game against Alabama, missing the Tournament is distinctly in play if we aren’t careful
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Yesterday was obviously not Stoops' best day. But people saying they want him gone is absurd
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Take 5 is the best candy bar in the history of the world and I’m not sure it’s close
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You're welcome
@TheColeBray
. Check out the blanket he's using tho hahahaha
http://t.co/gnmNmw9dQU
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I hit it off with this 30 year old milf every time she comes in the gym. May have to make my move
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Kentucky wins at Tennessee in a game where Ugo, Adou, Mitchell, Ivisic, and Bradshaw combined for 0 points.
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Johnny Juzang reminds me of Timo Cruz. The mini fro. The stache. The jumper. The amount of PT. And I could definitely see him pulling up for 3 on a fast break, too.
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Girl Scouts have been fleecing people for years. 5 bucks for a small box of cookies is insane. Yet here I am again in 2019 buying Tagalongs from Sarah and Carly
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Stopped at Rite Aid after work and got a bottle of champagne. Not sure of my plans yet but I'm celebrating something
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Idk how but I just sent out like 50+ tweets regarding a deal on sunglasses and it tagged basically all of my followers. Apologies
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Not only the best game of the year, but one of the best college basketball games of all time
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I just ran into the one and only Wayne Cabral at Kroger in Lexington..I am shocked..he's still the same ol crazy man we all know lol
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I keep wanting to say how I still cant believe that game last night but really it's the most Kentucky football thing ever and I'm used to it
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I can’t scroll down my For You page without seeing fight after fight and literal cold-blooded murders. Brother I’m just trying to read bad sports takes, watch Patrick Mahomes throw dimes, and see Anthony Edwards dunk basketballs.
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If Mark Pope didn’t play for Kentucky, he would NEVER have been considered for the job. That’s a problem. Could he do well? Of course. It’s Kentucky. But that’s exactly it. This is Kentucky! What has Mark Pope accomplished to earn a top 3 College Basketball job in America?
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Myles Garrett used his helmet as a weapon so what. Happy Gilmore once took his skate off and tried to stab someone
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Marshall Plumlee is like that one person you don't want finding out you're having a party
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Happy birthday to the bro
@kobebryant
. Been a while man, hope we can catch up soon.
#SaluteLaFamilia
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Peyton Manning is great on TV. Would be the best football analyst in the business if he wanted to be
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🙄 cmon man, just enjoy your moment
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S/O to my dad for taking his talents out of the announcing booth and onto the sidelines as Bethlehem's new assistant soccer coach.
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There's a difference between playin "hard" and playing like a crazy man. Somebody get Montrezl some meds. And why is there an L in his name?
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How did they throw this mascot so far?? I mean he is floating thru the air 😅😅
What the hell did I watch
Launching this Mascot from the three-point line, so many things could have gone wrong😂😂😂
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