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If your girl wants flowers just get the flowers man💀 Why are people doing up dissertations?
Asked one babe who was heavy into flowers the real significance since no matter how much you nurture it, it withers and dies in max 10 days, she had no real answers. All na just to post x flex to their fellow babes and maybe potential suitors say na requirement. Nonsense 😅😂😂
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No one ever remembers this one
what’s your fav original song from a show or movie ?
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Aggressive "Come we bill it" dancing 💀
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If they kidnapped him with physical strength I'm cancelling my gym membership because what's the point
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The guys at DLT Malta seeing him:
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@shwweettt
You need to do it with grace, not like you're auditioning for the next step up movie💀
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Something like "The way I'm in love with Lizzie, truss me I'm gonna be running the country"
I expect drill artists to go crazy with liz truss punchlines there’s too many angles to use
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In school you'd see girls roll up with balloons and bare presents. Mandem would leave with a dead arm 😭
Nah the difference in how birthdays are treated between men and women is jokes
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Backflip floored me 😭😭😭
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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If Oxlade live is anything like his Gbedu Awards performance I'm definitely there
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Nah I'm actually laughing all over again 😭😭
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Moss Bros is bad now? Where are we supposed to get our suits from Mrs Suit Surveyor?
Good morning. So we not gonna talk about the suit from Moss Bros? Ok.
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The friends:
Women don’t even have shame lool. Who pays for your Ubers when you go brunch with your bastard friends?
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Sksksksks she said
Many people need to be honest with themselves, you’re not leaving the UK, you’re not going to live abroad. Manage expectations and plan your future accordingly.
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Getting a 2:1 in my final project is one of the best birthday presents ever😭 2 marks off a first tho 😭
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Stormzy, Dave and Jhus always have this habit of letting people believe they fell off and then boom they drop a tune and everybody clocks again how cold they are💀
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All of this waffle just because you wanted to say Asscake in a sentence 🫤
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I've seen ballers and MPs take TFL to save money but £50 on cab is light. Okay.
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They deadass brought jeffery from fresh prince on the show
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I don't understand why she's fighting so hard to be known as brown skin. They'll still call you a nigger uno😕
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0so needs to chill 😭
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So she paid for the whole meal because he didn't want to spend an extra $3?
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I don't get why everyone's confused. He fell out with the person and doesn't want to be associated with the person anymore what's the issue
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Don't even speak Portuguese but I know it says there's rice at home 😭
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I swear Anthony Taylor was the one who didn't give a foul when lloris fly kicked the chelsea player?
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Deluding yourself to this level and getting annoyed because of the fantasy you created is a different type of insanity
Latto fucking with 21 makes me less attracted to her. Like damn, that's what you like!? If you did fuck with me, you think we're equally attractive & in the same league ? That's crazy.
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Nah I completely understand now why all the Nigerians back home were angry on independence day
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Landlords hearing Kwajo is coming to their city 😭
🚨 Soon I’ll be packing my bags and heading to the USA with the aim of helping those being ignored by their Landlords.
First stop:
📍New York 🇺🇸
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Bro these conspiracy theorists have convinced everyone 5g is killing them 😭
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THIS IS A WHOLE OTHER SCENARIO 😭😭😭😭 What are we actually doing here 😭😭😭
“If your man wants sex just give him sex”
Imagine if he tweeted that .. Now everyone gets quiet
It seems only women can endlessly demand “romance” while giving nothing of value in return other than sex
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Lol Nigerian twitter is never letting that happen. We all saw what happened with the No signal clash 🤣
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I find it so weird how normal it is in America for people to steal your package
The person who took it gave it back and apologized 🤝🏾 Maybe Florida's not so bad
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It's like going to someone's funeral and telling the family they should forgive the killer
Ngl the lack of emotional maturity some Christians have is very telling. The sentiment is understood, you want to show grace we get it but there’s a time & a place.
If you have to, do it behind closed doors, God sees your heart, it’s not everything you must air out on the TL
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The whole video speaks for itself tbh
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So your parents were happily married however happiness didn't reside in the marriage????
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Burna Boy's Glory is one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard man
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He said
I hate people that come to the library to talk.
I remember at Cov Uni library where we could report people who were really noisy by texting security.
I used to do it all the time. It was me!
Libraries are meant to be quiet places where people can study and work, I don’t know
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People don't want to claim Watford is in London, but where are they holding the NATO summit? "Central London". What venue? The Grove. Where is the Grove? Watford.🙃
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