@westilldoomed Single parents know that AND bring home a pay check. They take up both roles and if you want full custody you should know if they have an allergy. If you don't want the role of both parents don't go for full custody

@stonersvilla Tap the ash then gently blow the smoke back onto it until it's fixed

RT @MrsRoyKeaneo: "Hello. How are ya gettin on?" (Elon salute)😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪 #Garron

RT @wat_thee_deuce_: "How to speak Dublin" 😄😄😄

I think I might actually be in love with this man

@yours__jay Didn't a little boy die from taking too many falls on a treadmill? Why not take him to the park and run around with him for a while, play football or go on bike rides

@ysmammri Plot twist: she planted it so the gf would find it

@josh_uglyasf No belt, but that's a smacked arse if ever I've seen one. Luckily I've only ever had timeout or grounding level of disrespect from my kids but that's because they have been punished for any all all bad behaviour so they know better than to spit at someone.

@SomaKazima The purpose of beans on toast is that it's quick, easy and cheap. It's a struggle meal. An after school snack children can make. A life saver for broke students or parents on benefits. No one has ever claimed it's best tasting meal in the UK but it serves it's purpose

@Memeulous I used to make the best cases 😅 there was phone shaped holes in books, magazines, cd covers, dvd cases, cereal boxes. I saw the vision in everything and the phone was indestructible you could replace the case, battery and buttons if they broke

@rinnystarr @Memeulous Nothing beats slapping the razr closed on someone to hang up

@SydDivineTarot Gemini

@Luminary_Wings I don't see why anyone needs snacks in their room no matter the age 😅 just keep them in the kitchen and if you want a snack in bed bring one up with you but a draw beside the bed is just greedy 😭 wouldn't lock the door in case there's a fire or they had a nightmare

@hugeasmammoth_ These are the kind of shenanigans I can get behind, I would love to be friends with a head case like this

@gowens1878 25 year old born in the 80's 🤔

@TinkerCunt_ He has a wonderful way with words, a skin graft and pre chewed peas on bread 😅

@SBEEZYGEN @ukfightsteev @pinkcels Because the post is about women that are criticised for being single parents after thean has left

@cartdud3 @dietwock @ByDobson I try to fit it in before coffee each morning

@MByrne13211 @rtenews They are still given to parents and parents that are active in their kids lives would see what they are being though every night as they help with homework. The only thing that's changed is that parents don't pay for the books anymore

@SBEEZYGEN @ukfightsteev @pinkcels And plenty of men use kids as a weapon to hurt the mother