Fabergé Goodaz
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I don’t believe nothing pon dis. All a we a lie. But I read. IG 📚:
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✨2024✨
I needed a new mantra. Thank you.
I hope this year you experience a lot of things for the first time
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Fi see me left Waterhouse and my likkle board house weh just months prior to leaving Jamaica I was sleeping on the floor of my unfinished wall room no window no door not even a proper floor
To a top floor three bedroom house
Hard work gimme all this
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Yall hate the fact that the message was from Miss Kitty a woman w/ “privilege”
There are many more women with agency now who are still making poor reproductive decisions n choices
Miss Kitty is a brilliant woman and I am positive she wasn’t berating those women.
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Being friends with someone like this sounds dangerous and exhausting.
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Mr Legend Sir
@usainbolt
Idk of you knew but Abu Dhabi Grand Prix is this weekend if you are coming me a beg some chippies, maggie all purpose and koolaid
Saltfish too if i can push it.
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Good morning Dr Honorable Legend a small list
@usainbolt
nah stress u but if yah come over
🥺🥺🥺
Mr Legend Sir
@usainbolt
Idk of you knew but Abu Dhabi Grand Prix is this weekend if you are coming me a beg some chippies, maggie all purpose and koolaid
Saltfish too if i can push it.
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Shen tweeted in the void vaguely at 21:44
At 3:14 am Shelly Curan outright tweeted the family’s business as if they would have gone on twitter to check her tweets to see her sending condolences.
There was no good intention; it was simply to be the first to tweet it.
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My husband always supports me from me a work in Kuwait
he even use to hype me up about and drop me at my job at Calabar (he is a KC man)
But recently I heard him listing out my accomplishments to a coworker and just the pride in his voice made me fall a bit more in love.
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Unnuh a groom the licky lickyness from early. Cayliss nuh bumbo.
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& he goes to prison for murder >>>>>>>
when di poison weh mi set fi him kill di side bitch instead >>>>
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“I TRUSTED THAT MY SON WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME OR ANYONE”
Ummm
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Bawn fi this…
I look cute at work today. Heels and all
Plus my waist is snatched
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@usainbolt
Aunty Jenny grow u good innuh!
Suh u ago make Grand Prix miss u?!
but yes please!! Do nuh figet! 🥹🥹🥹🥹 if u need a reminder 😁
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Anything that you ask
I will give you the love of your life
I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
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Gender norms.
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Bitches favorite line that be unable to read other languages..
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& here the typical American superiority complex but limited geographical knowledge that we know n scoff.
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We need to recognise women’s autonomy is at a far better place now and with that there are women making poor choices simple because
1. She can
2. Of the male gaze
3. Bastardized Christian beliefs
4. She can.
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Yes guys, he repsonded and promised. Thank you yall 🥹🥹😘😘💚💛🖤
Good morning Dr Honorable Legend a small list
@usainbolt
nah stress u but if yah come over
🥺🥺🥺
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“Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here” Lady Macbeth
Shakespeare, you’re that playwright
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Anxiety fvck you.
Xoxo Mrs W.
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Outside of yourselves & whatever research or service yall have done, there are people in society who have met or worked w/ women who do not have agency thus get pregnant outside of their will.
Those ones deserve support & protection until they too can have agency and autonomy
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My type of chaos is seeing three empty chairs and sitting in the middle so two people who know each other have to separate ☺️🥹
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I move the chapter Sasha, just the teacher to Sasha the HoD
Heres to trusting God and His plans… Romans 8:28 always
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Today I applied and paid for a Police Certificate from the Ministry of Interior at 11:52 am
At 2:43 PM it was emailed to me
NO TAJ. NO DUKE STREET. NO ST MARY.
Life can be easy.
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Tash going live and talking about her pxssy this n that and the bagga bad word and throw word is a bit telling.
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Tour as a wh0re
Bought a new red platform pumps and me really feel like fi wh0re n tour inna the night yah
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This is how people without intellectual range respond when their pathetic attempt at deadpan humor is actually just tactless.
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I need to update the list tho… me waa salt beef, salt makerel and two packa crackers
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Hilarious how there is a twitter couple judging the twitter couple
Meanwhile him gyal a head of that fxcky fxcky twitter
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Certainly there can be fruitful discussion about human realities and interaction without trying to be the correct voice in the room
the study of people has no absolute because people do not all experience life the same way
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✨XXXII✨
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Lol i swear I am too petty a teacher because I would have used this interview to do a whole lesson
Evaluating arguments & tone
Fact vs opinion
Identifying biases & fallacies
Providing supporting details
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Shen wrote a whole song bout sidechicks….
So she will never like her… IYKYK.
One so called musician and makeup artist… heavy on the so called.
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3 years and six months 🥰🥰🥰
My dread head and loc ppl how long have y’all been on y’all Loc Journey?
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I truly hate about politicians n their affiliates?
The contortion of the truth by playing the “technically card”
Yall are facetious and manipulative because yall are behaving as if people are clay brained.
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But he did empty the clip...
Adonia announcing his wife’s pregnancy then segueing into a gun song about emptying his clip is prime Jamaican behaviour
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THE TAURUS NUH OLD IT JUST NEED FI DUST OFF!!!
#TaurusTakeOver
#HBD
Happy birthday to me!!!! 💚💚💚🖤🖤🖤
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Went to Mico w/ $0 for tuition
Got $30000 from Mrs JDW & made 1 burgundy uniform
Dec still nuh pay ntn
Signed up for SLB n changed my mind as i got financial clearance
Got pulled from class Mar
HS teacher paid my 1st year
May got a football scholarship
Now in UAE as a HoD
What’s a random decision that you made years ago that ended up having a huge impact on your life?
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Everything but teach…
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@jho_nae
& a so people stay. Because her argument does hold weight but they wanna act pompous
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Idk ntn bout driving but outside of raceways, there is no road in Jamaica made for fast driving so driving fast on Jamaican roads is driving recklessly
Sports or no sports…
There is a difference between driving fast and driving reckless.
I own a sports car it handles, accelerates, responds and most importantly brakes very different from other cars on the road.
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What’s crazy is that girl tweeted about having bad experiences with men…
She is now going through a good one and as if yall wanted her to stay miserable…
Unnuh frownsy.
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Love makes the world go ‘round but you make that ride worthwhile.💘
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Lol when/if you get married u will reealize that after the event your day just kinda continues
Plus dem married so she kinda have forever to enjoy the man
It’s okay to give social media a break enuh. This girl married yday and on here a tweet away. Like enjoy your husband, enjoy the honeymoon
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@__inverted
Try Youtube friend. Guh to where you see black and white and men in booty shorts 😮💨🤣🤣
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Marshall reading Jackie to Brett thats very on point… she wants a Josh.
Marshall is very much self aware.
#LoveIsBlind
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How can I say I am hurting for someone and instead of reaching out to them privately I pick up my phone open the app and outright tweeted them and their business?!
Thats nasty work. Nothing good was intended
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Both genders can never and will never be equals.
Aye what’s the most traditionalist relationship belief that you hold? I wan see something 👀
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Big W 🏆
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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Can imagine how she use to tell her bout the sums and she sat there listening WHILE judging her?
No me love.
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Big belly Taurus a light up 'e place… .
The birthday continues 💚💚💚
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@AthenaMarley
Now they wanna come all share stories of rxpe and child abvse as points of reference as if.
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People with children believe the world revolves around them and their kids
I pray I never end up like this.
It’s so easy to find problems when you look for one
Judge ur friendship based on circumstance. Of course if your friends who have kids might not get to celebrate you 24/7. Did you even consider the fact they might not actually be able to afford to?
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End of the day. Start of the chapter.
The little Waterhouse girl turn 32.
#HappybirthdaySasha
#HBD
💚💚
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We never need Dionne because TGIF patrons made sure we got all angles
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Me cant pull a bag of banana chips in peace sake a Ian beggy beggy six teeth daughter
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Highlight ONE splurge on that list. Highlight ONE luxury experience on that list.
It’s a livable wage if you live within your means. I promise you that. The word they are looking for is comfortable.
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Mans speak like Michael from Cherry Garden AISK educated but on the tl a behave like Mike Lord from Waterhouse
Deceiver.
Tried out Zeelol for some new glarses. 10/10, would recommend.
Long winded monologues while stuffy is not a thing I enjoy.
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Yes people do.
“God will provide is not a loose statement.”
We also fail to recognise that nobody “chooses” to bring a child into poverty. We’re neglecting that these are actually marginalised people who lack access to SRHR services and products. We tend to broad brush our privilege when really these things happen to the most vulnerable.
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It was worth the overweight suitcase… must can hold me till a next time 😊😊😊😊😊
I need to update the list tho… me waa salt beef, salt makerel and two packa crackers
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There’s a little chuckle about women and theft in this but i cant afford it
I would be really impressed if Lee Chin does the unpredictable thing and appoint a woman to be CEO but we all know that’s unlikely
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As my years on the calendar round up I am truly blessed and grateful for the 31 birthdays I have had.
Happy birthday to me!!!!!
Lets see what this year has in store 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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“Hungry a yuh best friend
Mackerel and rice is yuh cousin
Sardine and roce is beating yuh bad
Because all yuh can find is the mackerel”
@goodeintentions
70k on groceries????? Crazy my household has 3 people and we don't even spend over 20k sometimes of groceries.
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1000 dalla to be interviewed by a company that deven invest in a proofreader?!
Nuh likkle Grammarly?
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@yooneedmorejodi
shopping
spa
movies
park
Visit a friend
Waterfront/beach/Palisadoesn watch the sea and people
Go one likkle bar beat two Guinness and play dominoes
Go over Redstripe
Drive guh Queens Hills, Beverley Hills or Norbrook
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Nuh humbling 🥰🥰
🗣️ Ladies, Quote THIS With A Short Video Of Your Fine Selves‼️👌🏽😍
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Visa is nothing to brag about…
Heck it’s a damn shame that we even need one to go anywhere in the first place.
Have some self respect….
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Feminism has done alot for many women but it has created terrible women as well.
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Stop spend unnuh money fi go out and have fun and then cone on SM make frownsy crablouse upset unnuh
Unnuh just a undo the joy unnuh did feel.
Nuh gyal weh nuh contribute to your enjoyment must bother yuh
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All when me just get the bank alert imma say something because hypocrisy is my brand, lying is my forte and self-righteousness is my niche.
When I see certain convos I just stfu cuz I know for sure where I stand 😭 perfect examples spend pan man, spit inna mouth, tattoo man name.
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A Jamaican Parent, Saturday morning.
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1. Gave birth to my perfect baby
2. Gave two persons a job opportunity
3. “Finished” a paper
4. Got a new job w/ a new teaching position
5. Got back to gym
6. Got a new car
7. Not use 1 of my credit cards
8. Not shop on Shein
9. Survived pregnancy & PPD
10. Read 38/60 books
Need some good vybz to end the year. What are yall proud of that you did this year?
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TGIF INNUH… same TGIF Ardennites used to walk to after exams… T. G. I. F.
Ok Mr NeverSeeComeSee.
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People are stupid bout “live within the means” based on the list if the teacher fan stop spin s/he affi wait three months before s/he can buy a new one.
Schools across Manchester are affected today by teacher strike action. Manchester High, Belair High, May Day High and Winston Jones High to name a few.
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Ian
Mommy and Mum
Rai, Shas and Shawn
Both sisters and my cousin
Sam and Bae
Sai and Chadae
Jhomari
Gillian
Voni
Noel
Turner
Athena
Aunty Lola and Aunty Sandy
Mummy Sharon
Mrs JDW
Seleca
Leahcim
Mendez
Miss D
My Trainer
Juanita
Robbie
Bryan
Chevion
Dean
Ricardo
Jodi
Howell
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