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compliment your girl bc i promise you them mfs at her job will😂
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Girls go on twitter for 5 minutes and re tweet everything they see and then just dip
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I’m selling chocolate covered hot Cheetos this valentines. Dm if interested ❤️
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No pre workout needed today
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@CapalotTury While he rubs her shoulders telling her everything gonna be okay
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Celebrity spotting in ep
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You in her dms I’m at the ulta line saving her spot we not the same 💆‍♂️
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There are no good women left in El Paso, you jus gotta find a hoe u really like and ask her to stop .
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“Y la novia mijo?”
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If they went out and didn’t drunk text you they drunk texting their ex…just focus on yourself
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Y’all be having a full discussion board about euphoria on Twitter but have 10 missing assignments on black board
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How can girls see the difference between 200 shades of nude lipstick? But can’t see he ain’t shit😭😭
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If you think I give a fuck... you’re right please text me back I miss you
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When my crush stops texting me after quarantine is over.😔
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If your girlfriend don’t like the girl, you stay away from the girl & you unfollow her on social media.. SIMPLE
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Ep girls be like “my boyfriend traps” nah bitch he sells carts on ig and gets robbed twice a month
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getting drunk w someone you like has to be the best thing ever
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Good morning to all the short queens 🥰the rest of you tall bitches go practice your jump shot
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Ready for the utep tailgate 😈
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The same girls tweeting “🚩🚩” are the same ones that can’t see them 😭
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No girl gonna leave you because you made a mistake. She left cause you made it a habit.
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El Paso is filled with beautiful women and trash men.
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“My Snapchat score is high because I’ve had it since middle school “🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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You’re in her dms waiting for her to reply I’m waiting for her to get her period…we’re not the same
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if she tells me “no vas a salir” pues no salgo...en las fotos
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it’s all fun and games till....
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This>>>>>>>
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If I text you between 9pm-6am it’s not me it’s this mf
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She said she was having a bad day
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If I had a gf I would simply roll a blunt for her every time I pissed her off 💆‍♂️
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Bitches get in an argument with their bfs and post “ask me a question “ on ig 😭😭
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when she shows you her dms and all your “boys” are in there
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Man.
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Me outside her house after she blocks me
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I can’t decide if I want to simp or catch a body tonight 🥴
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being in a committed relationship is so fun like you just hang out with your best friend all the time and you never stop loving each other
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💆‍♂️
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When you get there and she hits you with “omg you’re gonna hate me😭”
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She posted me on Instagram.... I wonder how long it took her to block every guy from viewing her story ?
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You really think you’re the only girl he’s talking too???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Having cute Polaroids of your gf in your car>>
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I’m that bf that dates your family too. like you need to go take a shower? I’ll sit & watch Netflix with ur little sister. need to do dishes? I’ll sit & talk with your parents. wanna go visit ur grandma? let’s go. relationships with my gf’s fam will always be important to me too.
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No one wants your ugly ass boy friend stop putting his @ on the poll💆‍♂️😹😹
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Only bad bitches can reply to this
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My grandfather’s first time driving a motor vehicle (1968)
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flirting is cheating. LINKING up & hiding it from ur s/o is cheating. MESSAGING others behind ur s/o back is cheating. ONCE you start deleting shit or putting stuff on DND its still cheating. MORAL OF THE STORY it dont got to be physical.
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Me laying on the floor after she fucks the shit out of me and she starts asking for round 2
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if we’re dating, no one should have the same access to you like I do.
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That trip to Mexico for 18 years gonna go crazy 💆‍♂️
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I see why bitches be getting faded off mimosas I feel like a slut
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@_RobertReyes_
Rob
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I love being a man in ep the bar is set so low
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She fighting real hard for you in the gc king
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El Paso needs women who don’t play
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El Paso needs an HEB 🥺
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I thought tequila is supposed to make her freaky she started going off about how I ain’t shit 😭
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When you drunk af wilding out after texting her goodnight and she text you “have a nice life” because you forgot she had your location
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El Paso is filled with beautiful women and trash men.
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Goodnight to all the bad bitches ♥️
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She be saying “sorry I was at work” like ok go back in I need my ps5
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Need this
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If the ep bars tag her on their instagram post just focus on yourself king 🙏
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@epchihuahuas how much to rent out the stadium for my queen ?
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I be throwing tf out of my phone at the gym
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You too pretty for someone to be indecisive about you ❤️
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Who you think showed her all those rap songs?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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In El Paso everybody’s girlfriend is another mans sneaky link
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A girl starts liking you and all of sudden your twitter ain’t funny anymore 😭😭
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1 good girl is worth more than a thousand bitches
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Just say your mom can’t cook and go
@geniwithluv
🤎 geni 🤎
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how to eat mole:
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Got some new jeans...do y’all fuck with them ?
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If she sings “la canción “ with a passion she still misses her ex...just focus on yourself king 🙏
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If she doesn’t do this when I tell her We’re breaking up I don’t want her
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never disrespect a girl who was there for you when she had every reason not to be
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Your man follows girls that don’t even follow him back and his likes is full of bitches...aye that’s your “man” tho😭🙏
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How tf did the tl go from everyone beefing to now singing 💀
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I’m taking my family out the trenches 🙏
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I hope u find someone who doesn't make u sad at night and someone who reminds u how much they love u every day and who laughs at ur jokes. Someone who wants to listen to ur music and who genuinely wants to be with u. I really hope u find that one, because you deserve that.
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If you cheat on someone who is willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty.
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@_RobertReyes_
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First date idea take her to hq and see how many people know her
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Can’t replace a women that gives you both wifey and bestfriend vibes, that shit is rare.
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send her “are you hungry?” at 1:37 AM instead of “wyd” and you might just get a reply back
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If you can reply to this i want you to spit in my mouth ♥️.
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I hate every bitch that’s not her
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If this isn’t her caption when she post’s me I don’t want it
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I hope all the women that are over their ex had a great day ❤️
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If you drink rumpz or fireball something is wrong with you
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How you sad over someone you didn’t even date ?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I AM NOT LIKE THIS GENERATION!!! I still believe in marriage. I still believe in meeting your parents. I still believe in falling in love, and going on dates. I still believe in sticking by your side through thick and thin. This generation will not make me lose sight of that.
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“I don’t eat ass”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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