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@_PussNboots
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But wtf was he doing up there in the first place?! Cats always doing shit 😭
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Never for a second did I think they weren’t. I just didn’t want it in my search history
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Google now admits it tracks you in Chrome's incognito mode following $5B settlement
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@_PussNboots
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The original video makes the clip 10x funnier
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@_PussNboots
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Somebody said to me: God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. Whole time I did not even ask to be in the army 🥲
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Me immediately after having a mental breakdown
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@mariasbakeryy
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Wyd at a club in your 30s
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@_PussNboots
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@Marlon23rd Tussling all over that stage in our good clothes
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@Dori_the_Queen It’s almost like the people commenting negatively skipped the first part completely. But good for you and your baby, sis.
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@lemonpepperTy This was a surprise to no one lol
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@_PussNboots
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Before I get back in therapy, anybody wanna fight?
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@rahm3sh Daddy was like
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@WeNotSocks
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I’m tryna figure out how often you gotta pop out and show niggas
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@_PussNboots
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@AmirTalai From Levi crushing this big brother thing to that beautiful black doll. My God these children melted my heart!
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@FineAssIdi Omg 😭 I mean I guess that’s her right, but how rude?
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@Jewel_parr @jadeee_lynn7 That pig is adorable but your daddy is also fine
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@screamiirene It’s the white guy looking around for another hater
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@_LiraGalore Please delete this
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@JayNoir_ EXPOSE HIM
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@__SBrooks Them titties is sitting and jealousy is ugly stink.
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@_PussNboots
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@TravisDHughes I didn’t see much of an issue with this tweet at first glance but after reading the comments it looks like people are turned off by the implication that you’d even have a reason to lecture or resent a pregnant woman who just doesn’t feel like putting her body through exercise.
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@FineAssIdi Nah I like what you doing here 😭 keep going
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@_PussNboots
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Exactly
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Pamela Anderson’s ex-husband Jon Peters plans to leave her $10 million in his will - “whether she needs it or not.” … the two were only married 12 days.
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@everythingcyd_ Men are so unserious
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@jiggyblackgurl Done ruined the dog nap, sis was throwing that thang tho
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@KCupid4 Mans in the plaid feeling it!! 🥰🥰
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@TheSarahKay_ I want Levi to be my big brother 😩
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@_PussNboots
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More importantly bitch, where are your pants?! 😭😂
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Quick driving tip if somebody won’t let you over!! 🚗👍
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@missflaire He shined all the way from the back. Bless him
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@AsiaChloeBrown I was never going to be ready for that ending 😭
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Cause I can go link son fr, I know he busy
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“Out for delivery” is not enough for me like what block is the truck on right now???
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@RetiredLineCook I’m sorry but the names you gave these men is sending me 😭
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@faiththegemini Very much giving
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@kjerstinnn You sound like a good citizen sis lol
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Brittney seems like she lacks a certain social awareness that would’ve prevented running up on anybody from behind but she also seems very harmless like she was just a little too excited
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@leDuck_Saint Worry about yourself ugly.
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I never needed to hear Keke mama and bd arguing but I definitely listened to all 7 minutes
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@LeciJ_ & she kept it cute while asking for respect. It’s not even funny at this point.
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You can see her excitement immediately turn to embarrassment. Hate that for her
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@Breliloquy This wasn’t a silly question after all!
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@stayfrea_ Clearly, she doesn’t 🥴
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@desgustaang I truly commend this sister for keeping it together
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Lord I know these not the men you sent here to protect us
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@_trillissa This is NOT funny but -
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@dontihammond The lack of water and vegetables on top of the abundance of sugar
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@REDSEASHAWTY This is honestly what I log into this app for
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@__Daffodil @dimezeeyyyy @francesocean_ This whole interaction was beautiful ❤️
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@ToluwaniKris Thought she was finna suck that pen right on out but this was lit too
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@KolorsofKeish What makes this black woman behavior tho?
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@LULUKANG_ Both are fine, grow up.
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@fxckingVALID He’s not someone I would ever date but he’s also not wrong. She should absolutely not continue dating him tho.
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@FREEDDDEM Wow, I thought yall liked team work
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@_deardiaryyy Nor will I be watching Tom & Jerry from said air mattress, tf.
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@Bang4me2_ Why are y’all like this 😭
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@ToiWeezy @aprettyPR I don’t think her point was that it was a new thing at all...
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@WittyAsCharged Friend - this scenario is very tone deaf and honestly sometimes it is best to just listen to women.
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@QueenSisi12 You either gotta drop out now or take babygirl back with you 🤷🏽‍♀️❤️
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Tipsy and I wanna kiss
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@NotoriousGRC But she did it too 😭
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@BarkyBoogz I had to put this down, half way through. Very intense
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@WittyAsCharged Seriously asking, you don’t see anything wrong with that?
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Black people and plants, gardens, etc. has easily become something I love and need to consume daily. I’m still just a houseplant mom but I have been exposed to some gangster ass gardeners and I love all of you 🥺 please continue to teach me. I am listening!
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How on earth do you even sleep at night after making this decision?
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Boeing whistleblower Ed Pierson just told the Senate, “I’m not going to sugar coat this: This is a criminal cover up.” He says Boeing illegally stopped conducting thousands of quality control inspections and hundreds of airplanes left Boeing factories without those inspections.
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@TeaThaP She definitely did lol
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Good fucking night 😭
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@MeMeSyndrome_ She swung first, this was self defense.
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@whenis16th Literally 😭
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You said
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@Btrillaaa Not a single glove was used
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@killamonshem WHAT IS GOING ON
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@BoudoirMadam Not a single bark was heard 😭
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@unden14blediva Kirk is disgusted 😭
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Me on FaceTime looking at myself:
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No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
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I need more money and ima get it
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@WhattUpJT Thickums got me hollering 😭😭😭
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@scorpendeja Man, this was so ugly.
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Also, maybe Raz B should be in therapy and not like... on a tour.
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@jasaeeeee They acted accordingly 😭
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Nah, when Dwight tried to impersonate Jim tho 😭😂 #TheOffice
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@lhfirm It’s the other black people casually moving about as if he not seated on the floor that’s sending me
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