Tom Noble
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Campaigns Director @orionbooks . Marcelo Bielsa fanatic. All views my own etcs etcs. #lufc
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I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on
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There’s a
#HisDarkMaterials
billboard at Westfield where the hench polar bear has actual icy breath and that - speaking as a massive marketing geek - is pretty damn cool
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I’m not a religious man but I do believe the world would be a much better place with more people like the Rev Francis Seaton in it. Hero.
#ThisCountry
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Something fundamentally wrong about PSR that it incentivises (/forces) a club to sell their homegrown crown jewel. Archie Gray should have been the centre of our team for the next decade, yes football needs regulation but honestly what’s the point when it works like this.
#lufc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Archie Gray set for medical at Brentford after agreeing terms to join from Leeds. If all goes to plan deal expected with
#LUFC
- £35m fee. Host of top clubs pursuing 18yo midfielder but
#BrentfordFC
on course to complete switch
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Save £s on a BB-8 toy this
#Christmas
by simply building your own with a clementine + some Quality Street.
#StarWars
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If I had a personal fortune of over £700m there is absolutely no way I’d be mucking about trying to be prime minister of this wretched country. I would be on holiday for the rest of time. You would never see or hear from me ever again.
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When you’re after Edinburgh pub recommendations, it’s best to ask a true expert...
@Beathhigh
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Putting on your out of office for a holiday is always sweet, but putting on your out of office because you’re off to get married? A very different, very specific, very nice kind of buzz
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Can't refuse to go on MOTD so am instead eating a 24 pack of Walkers crisps in solidarity with Gary
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Bielsa gave Radz, Orta & Kinnear the golden ticket. He transformed the club and city and gave us everything we needed to become a real force again. Then they completely shafted him and have now burnt it all to the ground through their arrogance and stupidity. What a waste.
#lufc
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This book is going to be massive next year. MASSIVE. These 100 very early proofs are pretty much all gone (well played if you got one) but there’s going to be plenty more kicking off for this over the next few months. MASSIVE.
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As a "publishing professional" personally I would much rather show any trans, non-binary or gnc colleagues/authors/anyone I meet the respect they deserve, welcome them into the industry and always try make it an inclusive, supportive place
A publishing network for those “concerned about the impact of gender ideology on our sector and wider society” launched today for publishing professionals, authors and creatives 👇
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Been a busy old week since this little hero arrived last Saturday, but so far can safely say that being a dad is absolutely class. Ada Betty Noble you are just the best 💓
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It's been a few days now but I am still truly lost for words at the new James Martin cookbook cover and his fistful of dripping butter
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Getting knocked out definitely the kindest thing for this England team now. Out of their misery, like a knackered old dog being put down. A knackered old dog that always disappoints you, is really boring to watch and you hate
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Love how you can balance out a week of non-stop cheese, booze, mince pies, chocolate etc simply by eating a couple of easy peelers
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For the record I’m well up for a 3am vaccine, not had a night out in nearly a year
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I know you’ve already seen about 10,000 tweets saying how good this book is, but I can now confirm they are in fact all correct
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Honestly can’t believe how great this 1960 Dutch cover for The Hobbit is:
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Yes I’m from Calderdale/Kirklees and so yes I have family and friends massively affected by these new measures, but announcing them now - late at night, with no warning and zero actual clarity - perfectly sums up how this government feels about and treats ‘the North’
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So there we have it, an entire year of w̶o̶r̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶ living at work
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A shame that Leeds lost yesterday, but I still got the result I wanted this weekend.
#betrothed
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Find someone who loves you as much as bank adverts love spoken word
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Snow is really coming down now, sorry guys looks like I won’t be in work tomorrow as there’s just no way I’ll be able to travel in to *checks notes* my kitchen table
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Colo-Colo players walking onto the pitch with dogs available for adoption, in other news I’m pleased to announce I support Colo-Colo now
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How DARE the BBC, with the full approval of the Agatha Christie estate, change the ending of a classic book (I haven’t actually read) to offer something fresh when I’ve only had 60 years to read the original, total disrespect
#OrdealByInnocence
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Spent a nice few hours doing some work in a great pub today with one of the regulars
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'I was once arrested by the actual FBI after claiming to work at Penguin Randorn House and stealing loads of book manuscripts for no obvious reason'
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What a man Jake Daniels is. Hope he goes on to have an incredible playing career, but no matter what he achieves on the pitch this is much more important and he will always be a hero for it
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The modern-day successor to Hemingway's 6-word baby shoes story: Jeremy's 7-word Amazon review
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Are books essential? To be brutally honest, probably not. But they are fucking great. NOTHING gives better value for money entertainment/education/escapism, so stock up for the coming weeks and buy a shitload of them from your brilliant local independent bookshop while you can.
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Can’t stop thinking about the fact that some guy went on the UK’s undisputed no.1 baking show and just thought... I’m going to bake the head of the singer from Blink 182.
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All emails should have a ‘like’ button for when you want to show you’ve read it and appreciate it but it doesn’t need an actual reply
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Proven formula of
@neilhimself
words +
@chrisriddell50
illustrations = a mighty fine tome.
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That was the toughest, hottest but most amazing few hours running the
#LondonMarathon
. Scorching conditions made it horrible and disappointed with my time BUT finished it and more importantly raised over £2.3k for
@KirkwoodHospice
. Massive thanks to all who sponsored/cheered!
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Wes Anderson has a stop-motion film about dogs out this month with the vocal talents of Cranston, McDormand, Goldblum et al. Just take my money.
#IsleofDogs
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If you or I were as bad at our jobs as Boris Johnson we wouldn’t even pass probation, never mind be allowed to run a country
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Yesssss what a moment! Congrats
@ClareDChambers
and editor
@MrFeditor
, pageturner of the year 👏👏👏👏
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Waterstones setting up the battle of the very pensive men here. Good vs evil. Right vs wrong. Alan vs Elon.
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I think today is my 3rd anniversary
@orionbooks
, which is nice. If you’d asked me to guess I’d have said it’s been anywhere between 6 months-20 years given all sense of time has gone out the window recently, but what a 3 years it’s been. Great books, great people, lovely stuff.
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The new
@HachetteUK
Sheffield office is a) great b) full of sound people c) further proof you don't have to be in London to work in publishing. Very happy to be working there now and to see it keep growing.
(it's also on the site of an old brewery which is of course very cool)
Sheffield-based Hachette UK staff have relocated to a bigger office space in the city, a move the publisher says paves the way for a “major” expansion of the team.
Read more:
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A huge THANK YOU to
@CheerfulPodcast
,
@GeoffLloyd
and of course the great man himself, Mr
@Ed_Miliband
, for inviting me on the show to talk about
#ChaosWithEdMiliband
. Delighted (/relieved!) that you like it!
🎧 Episode is out on Monday
📘 Book out now
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I’ve been reading an early proof of
@BarristerSecret
’s brilliant book this week and it’s been eye-opening, entertaining and quite bloody terrifying. I sincerely hope lots of people read it and that I never have to go to court.
#TheLawIsBroken
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Helped a small duck cross a busy road and now we are good mates who stroll around town together
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Love how easy this whole marketing thing is *pours tin of baked beans over new hardback book*
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When I moved to London, all those years ago, little did I realise that waiting on tube platforms every day would leave me with such detailed knowledge of the history of Jack Daniel’s.
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Got injected with some sweet Moderna at Boots Fleet Street this morning, got a meal deal from Boots Fleet Street this lunchtime, honestly is there anything Boots Fleet Street cannot do
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Credit to the Fruit of the Loom Men's Super Premium Short Sleeve T-Shirt, sneaking into the Amazon top 100 books chart. Always nice to see a wardrobe essential proving just how versatile it can be.
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Genuine career highlight stuff today as I got to sit with Sir Trevor McDonald and ask him questions about his amazing career and autobiography, An Improbable Life (out 17th Oct). Basically was just in awe for 90 minutes at all the incredible stories and wisdom. A true legend.
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Massive thanks to the overeager autocorrect that meant I somehow just signed off an email with:
Cheers,
Tomatoes
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I'm thrilled/mildly unnerved that my weird visions of what the great, lovely Ed Miliband may have been up to in the years of national despair since the 2015 election has become an actual book. YES, I am Roger Gammon (apologies), and YES,
#ChaosWithEdMiliband
is out next week.
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New Year's resolution to dress like Martin Fry from ABC as often as possible. Absolute chief.
#hootenanny
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So he’s genuinely trying to argue that it was fine to have leaving drinks for someone you worked with for a bit, but if they’d died you wouldn’t have been allowed to go to their funeral. Unbelievable
The PM says some events identified in Sue Gray's report were held for the purpose of "saying goodbye to valued colleagues".
He adds that "some people will think it was wrong even to do that" but "I respectfully disagree."
Live:
📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Big fan of Hanya Yanagihara’s author bio, absolutely no messing about
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Good old Benny Cumberbatch has exceptional taste –
#TheEndWeStartFrom
is one of the finest damn debuts you'll read this year 👌
Amazing news!
@meganfnhunter
's debut
#TheEndWeStartFrom
to be adapted for film by Benedict Cumberbatch’s company:
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I know I’ve been saying how great
@charliegilmour
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#Featherhood
is for a while now but if you don’t believe me then maybe you’ll believe this guy
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Finally finished my Christmas shopping. And there we have it: another year of giving loads of books to my family, another year of them presuming (mostly incorrectly, honest) that I just got them all for free from work.
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Ok if you were one of the many many people wanting to read the new one from
@WhittyAuthor
, GOOD NEWS: finishing touches to the next batch of proofs are done (sneak preview in this weird train window reflection), landing ASAP and all will be revealed soon. MASSIVE.
This book is going to be massive next year. MASSIVE. These 100 very early proofs are pretty much all gone (well played if you got one) but there’s going to be plenty more kicking off for this over the next few months. MASSIVE.
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If you’re a man then the last few days should have been a huge wake up call about the scale of a horrific problem - one caused entirely by men. And then if you’re a man, thinking it doesn’t apply to you isn’t an option: you have to do your bit and be part of the solution.
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