Mr Swish (One Hustler Like That)
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I bear witness that there is no god but Allah & Muhammad(SAW) is His messenger…….. Husband, Father, Zoologist, Farmer, Property Investor, Bianconeri.
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She gave us a baby, I changed her baby 👌🏾😊
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ALHAMDULILLAH!
Almighty Allah has blessed my family and increased the ummah with a bouncing baby boy and we have named him
حيان Hayyan
Olayinka
Adigun
Mother and son are doing absolutely amazing.
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Even during the football match, some people wanted him to lose the money so they can laugh.
Once you attain a level of success, you’ll get haters at default.
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I deserve an apology from that girl because of the way she spoke to me. on a normal day, she can’t chat shit with me on these streets.
But if I don’t get one, it’s still fine….. 🚶🏾♂️
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What i notice here is, this boy talks too much and he get Lamba
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I’ve helped a lot of people on this app and I mean A LOT……
By the grace of God, today is the day I put an end to this.
So help me God.🙏🏾🚶🏾♂️
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@Omolomo_o
He’s not a food critique, he’s just a hungry foodie looking for opportunities to eat free food
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Na Peter Obi teach am statistics 😂🤣
“I can say 65% of married men in Lagos are in my DM”
- Pride Evy
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Just know to every story, there’s always 3 sides.
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My racist neighbour have been parking in front of my house for a while…. Because their daughter bought a car,
Up to 5 cars or more can park in front of my house, theirs is 1.
I started parking my car in a slant position and dragged my bins to other spaces.
Me sef no well. 😂
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Person wey come UK yesterday wan dey tell me about TV license
I hate this app 🤣😂😂
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The fact that they were slapping that girl because of boy is even more irritating 🤦🏾♂️😡
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Taqabbalallahu Minna Wa Minkum 🙏🏾
Many more celebrations to come InshaAllah
S/O to
@zulqy77
thanks so much for the caps…. We shall come back for more InshaAllah.😊
Thanks
@Abu_Yaaseer
for the prompt delivery too 🤗
#EidMubarak
#Eid2024
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When I see people in Nigeria saying “I don’t like Uk, I prefer to go to Canada or USA”
I go just smile 😊
I laugh when i see people in the UK 🇬🇧 planning to Japa to Canada.
Many people from Canada 🇨🇦 don japa to the UK.
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Once I drop this bar with evidence, mo ti lor……. Weyrey ni gbogboyin 😫😫
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If I post my monthly bills here, you people will say I’m telling lies, drag me and call me names again. 😫🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
Nigerians in the UK.
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Aunty Esther is still advertising pepper inside this rogbodiyan
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I’m not the type that falls sick on a regular but between last night and this morning, I landed in A&E.
Look After your health guys…. Na who dey alive dey make money.
Above all, marry a kind and sensitive partner.
#Alhamdulillah
🙏🏾
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@Global_Mess
@crazyclipsonly
You have the right to hold a customer that’s not willing to pay with reasonable force until the police arrives.
Weather the “force” is reasonable or excessive, that’s left for the courts to determine, “if” it gets to the courts.
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This girl doesn’t need her money mtshewwwww
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“I work in a bank, the bank can’t hold your money if it’s less than 10k”
You people will just do 2 months course and be talking nonsense 😂🤣
🤡 🤡🤡🤡
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Baba oko mi Putin, dakun 🙏🏾🙏🏾😫
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I had some very proud moments in the past few days 🫣
First, madam insisted baby takes my middle name because I’m “the best man anyone can wish for” 😊
Dad called and he asked how supportive/helpful I’ve been, my wife said to him “DADDY OMO NI OLA OOO” my head wan burst 🤩
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Why’s everywhere quiet ? 🤷🏾♂️😳
We Won’t Accept A Non-Indigene As Mayor Of Aba, Natives Tell Gov Otti
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@diaryofkeji
@zu_lly_
You’ll get a reward for giving sadaqah and another reward for upholding the ties of kinship.
If you give a stranger, you’ll only get rewarded for the sadaqah.
Allahu a'alam.
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If Jarus can be making this much from Elon every month, you wanna imagine how much Daniel Regha will be making ?🙄
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@Hausa_girl
@Mon_stev
This girl, you are doing so so much and only God knows how you manage to do these things.
I pray Almighty Allah will show up for you at every point in life and may you get the full reward of every good deed you do.
You are so amazing 👏🏾
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Lowkey almost everybody wants to get married, have kids and a beautiful family in this life.
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@SirJarus
Egbon, “I will not allow you to cast me” but you went ahead to tag me. 😫
But honestly Oma just said the absolute truth, a lot of people just come and want to run without walking, if you try to advise or correct them, you’ll be met with insults. So it’s best to just look 😊
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When I graduated Uni in 2012, I prayed for a particular thing so hard but didn’t get it…… fast forward to today, I’ll pick the me now over the me I wanted then…… Alhamdulillah 🙏🏾
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“I don’t know what good I’ve done in my past that God decided to reward me with you”
Omo! My head has been spinning all night, I no go fit chop for 21 days 🥰😁
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My own is, abeg if your husband asks you to not go out, if it’s not what you can talk out or convince him, kindly and respectfully listen to him and stay at home.
If you follow twitter advisers, they won’t be there to lift you up ooooo.
Ehn ehn 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️
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If someone is owing you, and they offer anything from it, take that first… don’t do shakara on what and how you want it.
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I remember the day they said I collaborated with AJ to scam that girl, random people that don’t even know me from Adam were literally calling me a thief and all sorts…. Alhamdulillah I handled it very calmly 🙏🏾
Never again.
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Eid gift ideas?
No hijabs or Perfumes please 🙄
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If he’s at peckham, give me his number. If he truly has the funds I promise you I’ll take the cash for you 💯
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If you criticise APC, your mutuals that support the party will automatically hate you.😁😁
If you talk down about PO, you are semi dead already 😂😂
Only AA fans are liberal 😊
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15 acres of land 10 mins away from Heathrow airport.
Can be used for development (STPP)
Asking price - £15m
My buyer is in your TL
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2 women among those I always send Ramadan packages to are no more with us. May Allah expand their graves, forgive their sins and place them among the blessed ones.
As a young boy, these 2 women were very good to me 😢
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Everybody should go back to the office.
What opinion about remote work will have you like this?
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@Capolutiti
And logically should any sane person be driving without a valid license anywhere in the world ? 🤷🏾♂️
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Toke Makinwa made the list.
Someone said, where yansh will take you, your certificate can’t 😫😂
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I understand all these foreign Muslim aid NGO’s take our sadaqa to Muslim countries and all but I think I’ll rather my sadaqah goes to Maiduguri, Adamawa and co. than to Yemen and co.
I feel somehow about it and I don’t know if it’s just right.
May Allah forgive us all
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@Egi_nupe_
Isn’t FCT treated as a state ?
Why will FCT and it’s occupants be superior than other 36 states ?
The use of “and” could also be defined as “36 states and FCT” which automatically joins FCT to become a 37th state.
Abi I no hear English again ni ? 🙄
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Just know whatever you do in a relationship so long as you not married is 50/50….. once you are married, it’s 100/0 or 0/100 depending 🤣😂
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52 - 22 if that man was poor, the narrative would be different sha….
In this life, just have money 😊
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Someone scammed me in Naija.
Dem don give me location, date and time where I will catch her in London.
Olorun aamu ojo ro 🙏🏾😊
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The last valentine gift I bought was for one Ebira girl in Nigeria… packaged gift boxes filled with lots of gifts and goodies and sent them to ilorin from Lagos….
See ehnnn in this life, run from Ebira girls 😫😂
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This type of money, na street fit collect am….. police can’t do anything
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If you like fight your destiny helper, block your future husband/wife on twitter because of politics.
You go learn one or two 😂
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يَـٰٓأَيُّهَا ٱلَّذِينَ ءَامَنُوا۟ ٱسْتَعِينُوا۟ بِٱلصَّبْرِ وَٱلصَّلَوٰةِ ۚ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ مَعَ ٱلصَّـٰبِرِينَ
O believers! Seek comfort in patience and prayer. Allah is truly with those who are patient.
SURULERE 🙏🏾
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I’ve faced so much financial struggles this year, lost so much money too but I guess that’s part of the cons of being a self employed business person rather than a 9-5 worker…… ✌🏾😊
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You people should come and buy what I’m selling ooooo
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Nothing concern some of us with tech sha 😁
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Show me a picture of something beautiful you took with your camera phone.
Not selfies of yourself please
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@tosinraj
Single brothers and sisters please don’t take this advise.
I swear by Allah, as a Muslim MARRIAGE IS AN ACHIEVEMENT. A BIG ONE.
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Take 4 because you asked nicely 😁 🧢
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Thank you to everyone that genuinely wished me well and prayed for us, i do not take your wishes/prayers for granted. I can’t possibly respond to every one but I promise you, I see all your posts and prayers. Thank you so much. This is overwhelming for me and I feel blessed 🙏🏾
ALHAMDULILLAH!
Almighty Allah has blessed my family and increased the ummah with a bouncing baby boy and we have named him
حيان Hayyan
Olayinka
Adigun
Mother and son are doing absolutely amazing.
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If thunder dey come from east, you will be there.
If storm dey come from west, it will strike you.
If tsunami dey come from south, e go carry you go.
If volcano dey come from north, e go melt you.
Omo ajarabuka.
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When I was in Nigeria, I didn’t have 5m naira to my name.
I know what I’m worth today since I left Nigeria.
I’m sorry but even if you give me £500k to move back to Nigeria permanently at this my young age, i won’t take it.
If I’m close to retirement age, I could consider it.
I have said it so many times……..If we have an enabling environment in Nigeria, most Nigerians in diaspora will come back home.
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@Hausa_girl
Na 2 of them…. The other day I went to knock on the other one’s door to come and move her car…… I no send their papa…. You can’t say good morning when you see me but you want to use my space….. ENKR
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I have this 29yr old beautiful, British/Nigerian girl that is searching for a guy, she doesn’t even mind if the guy is in Nigeria but has to be a good person, Christian and have a good means of income….
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I want to change this woman’s car…. She deserves it.
Problem is, I don’t know which one to buy for her 🤦🏾♂️
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Jarus on Saturday when twitter defenders no gree give am chance to score 😂
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“She will do well in marriage”
Weyrey po lori app yi wallahi 🤦🏾♂️🤮
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If you want to stay in Nigeria, stay.
If you want to Japa, leave.
Don’t talk down on people leaving.
Not everyone will ride your boat.
As long as nobody is begging anybody for food.
DO YOU and LET PEOPLE DO THEM.
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You’ll almost never see a video of David without Lati
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Just that too many people with eye service full this app…. Bad belle people 🙄
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