Omar little
@_ManLikeAJ
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Robotics & AI, Part time Oil businessman
Aleppo, Syria
Joined May 2020
a detailed thread of every engineering piece, robot, automated or improved design, machine and cars I’ve built over my five years studying engineering.
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nobody actually loves you like your grandma from your mom's side, realest and purest love icl.
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Marvel and Netflix need to understand that we know gay people exist, trying to force this lgbtq agenda and gay characters down our throat ain’t it, I just want to watch a movie and relax ahlie.
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“I want us to have four kids. Two Yahoo boys, one drug dealer and a wise lawyer to defend them”
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one-sided ghosting is bad, but two-sided ghosting is one of the most beautiful things we have. just two people silently deciding that they will definitely never contact each other again. it doesn't get better than that.
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normal level we should have articles cycling around on why Nigeria is facing the worst heat wave in 20+ years but the geologists are currently in Access Bank posting transactions.
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J Cole, Nicki Minaj, Drake brought rap back to where it needs to be, back to Hip-Hop, none of that TikTok nonsense.
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womanizing is an expensive business with no returns, wouldn’t recommend investing in it, get you a good woman and stay true to her fam.
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Lmaooo man legit opened his front camera and just started shouting, and people are calling this a vibe?.
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word on the street is he has more bosses than you've hoes LMAOOO.
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starting a car without a key.
What’s considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?.
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No shame in admitting you can't afford a high maintenance babe.
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PS2 really gonna go down in history as the most influential and best game console ever.
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e get how your guy go come through for you you go understand why e babe no wan leave am.
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Alhamdulillah
I want Arsenal to win all their remaining games, I want their fans to think they can clench the title, to feel close to the ultimate prize after 20 years just for Pep to beat them to it by a point.
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might be small but at 21 I was the head of an engineering group who design and manufacture electric cars in Turkey.
Announce your wins, help clear the TL of negativity.
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quadruplets in this tinubu’s economy, that’s an average 480 diapers per month, a couple of man would’ve gone to buy milk and never return.
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my parents are set for life, no need to hustle for them, my woman is the reason i wake up everyday to hustle, y’all be safe tho ❤️.
imagine women being the reason you want to hustle harder. 😂.
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Omah lay is one nasty mf fam, some of his songs are too wild but it’s so solemn that you’ll hardly notice, he went outta pocket on ‘ye ye ye’.
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If you aren’t going to protest, that’s fine but don’t rubbish the effort of those protesting by asking silly questions like ‘what is the aim of the protest’, you’re tweeting with a VPN and asking what the aim of the protest is. Absolute clownery.
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15k for private snap? . LMAO I may be clinically depressed and going going through it but one thing I’ll never do is pay for nudity or porn.
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amidst this cooking issue, all I have to say is women have zero issue cooking for men, on my life the beef is only on Twitter.
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last saturday i married my best friend, my soulmate and my most sincere prayer. Alhamdulillah
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Everyday I get on this app, see a couple of tweets and i get reminded to always pray for generational wealth, imagine your female child or grandchild coming on here bragging about being an escort.
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Mandem on the TL talking bout "it doesnt feel like christmas" bro when was the last time you felt anything?.
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Imagine comparing Annalise Keating to Angela, y’all stay disrespecting Annalise on these streets, annalise will legit convince you that you didn’t commit that crime you committed.
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going to hajj with her, praying together, going on a late night drive and having a bunch of “mini-yous”. marriage is really beautiful when it's with the RIGHT person God blessed you with, if it’s not it’s hell on earth literally.
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‘Once you realize that women don’t care about you, they only care about how you make them feel, then and only then you’ll know true peace’.
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waking up to see my Sim is perfectly working . Coconut head 1 - 0 NIMC.
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‘sugar daddy’ or ‘predator’ depends on the financial status of the old man.
“Grooming” or “securing the bag” depends on the outcome of their union 😁😁😁.
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not sure I can forget the year 2022, ive seen bare financial breakthrough and career success this very year, bought rides, built more filling station than ever, landed a remote work in my field and to top it all im getting married in less than 60 days . Alhamdulillah.
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Missed Uni, so I started my own Mechatronics Engineering lab in my home. Design and assembly of a mini robot - Rover Jeep prototype
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How to avoid see finish . Not invited - don’t go.Not offered - don’t ask.Not spoken to - don’t speak. and the most important of them all make money and a lot of it.
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money gives confidence man, not that you're proud or anything, it's just that you know whatever happens, you'll get it under control and nothing spoil.
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a sex worker demanding love and loyalty is crazy ngl lmao.
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The way Kendrick feels about Drake is how I feel about tinubu.
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imagine your card declines at therapy and they bring your abuser in.
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that ‘shebi na National budget we go blow am like trumpet’ line from tiwa’s song hits differently coming from a politicians kid 😂😭.
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You see the sort of life Nigerian politicians and their children live and you still genuinely believe karma is a thing lmao . Karma does not exist in any shape, form or capacity.
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at least it took us a season and half to find out Maguire was a fraud, them catch koulibaly for gate lmao.
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‘Money gives confidence man, not that you’re proud of anything, it’s just that you know whatever happens, you’ll get it under control and nothin spoil’. Money makes you take any kind of risk fam.
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attempting questions in an engineering exams till I find the one I can solve properly
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How’s that video of those ladies dancing at a wedding razz please, Nigerians and faux classism, not everything you don’t see yourself doing is “razz”.
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Pogba with FOUR assists in a game, Last time a United player assisted 3+ goals in a single game, we won the league that season . Let me cook 👨🍳.
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e-books just can't replace books itself, the feel of holding a physical copy and turning it's pages just hit different.
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Jada didn’t only get will smith out here competing with young niggas, she also got the brudda competing with ghosts, how is your wife still holding on to a letter her ex boyfriend wrote her like 20 years ago ffs.
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can’t even lie most of the characters are not even necessary but representation uno.
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I hear you, but If dem do your own child like that, buy the bully capri-sonne and ask for their account details.
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slam dunk my tweet? go to Google and type ‘Engineer Abbas Jibrin’ then see what comes up, like I said earlier im that guy.
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one of the wildest things i’ve seen concerning security in this country was when I was returning home from nysc orientation camp karaye - kano via kaduna south . a thread.
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‘Sorry, I fell asleep’ text will never mean the same to you again if you go through that Oloni’s thread . women aren’t good people fam sigh.
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Long list of icks in men, playing hard to get when in reality you’re actually hard to want, don’t clatter my lungs.
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if i could be born again and pick a father, i’d pick my dad a billion times, top man right there, love him to bits.
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Putin took a sigh and looked up before threatening a nuclear war with Europe then ended with “I won’t win, but I won’t lose either” . Putin’s goated im afraid.
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two people are in a relationship, but only one party has to ‘show workings’ to prove they’re serious and they really love the other party, nigerian women math lmao.
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Burna is out here replying trolls lmao, I can’t have that much money and fame and be replying bare unknown niggas on Beyoncé’s internet on my life, when you’re big you’re big abeg.
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Nah if you play street football, you'd understand all these Thiago Alcantara references ain’t bare talks.
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“You saw my stingy men association ID card innit, you thought it was just bants?”
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im really convinced some of you marry your enemies, or you come from a dysfunctional home where trust and love is a foreign concept.
Normalize asking your wife’s bank statements, let you see who are those sending her money. Wallahi very important.
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prayed taraweeh at this masjid in wuse 2 and this imam said “Yaseen” & I was like “alright it's going to be quite long” rakaah, but then the imam straightaway went to ruku' and wallah that's the hardest laughter ive ever tried to hold in LMAOO.
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Nigeria has money, a minimum wage of 100-150k is attainable, im glad the NLC and TUC leaders are standing their ground, and not calling off the planned strike, the strike should continue as long as possible.
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Imagine a scenario where Timini ends up being serious, treats her right and marrying her, that thread wouldn’t have existed, instead we will have a thread on the ‘importance of dating mature men’ LMAOOO.
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Ronaldo was praised for removing a bottle of coke from press conference and celebrating water, Pogba is been hated on for removing a bottle of Heineken because alcohol is against his faith. racismo, no?.
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Wetin 10k wan teach person for school self.
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women will hurt you, talk themselves into rationalizing the act, convince themselves into finding the need to forgive their own self and heal.
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I owe my children a peaceful, stress free and a luxurious life.
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@Ore_akiinde “There will always be a better option” it goes both ways beloved, cause why should a man settle for a leech when there’s a rich baddie out there.
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800k is being ridiculed as not enough in a country whose minimum wage is 30k, a large percentage of Nigerians earn less than 200k a month btw . with 800k guaranteed income per month in minna, I’ll have 3 police hilux escorting me everywhere.
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Perfume is an absolute necessity fam, there’s no reason for not smelling nice.
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You’ve been going to bed for like a year now without getting the ‘have a great night babes, I love you’ text . are you a ram LMAOOO.
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