@UncleHotep I never noticed until now that Dominus Ghaul's armor looks like it's smiling.

@TaraBull808 Moonlight Desires by Lawrence Gowan is a lightweight banger though.

@Sassafrass_84 It sounds like a good idea until you consider the risks of vaccine shedding.

@MaryTilesTexas At my job there's a woman who pretends to be a man and uses the men's room. I plan to piss on her shoes the next time she's in the stall next to me.

@jimmy_dore It's a subconscious physical manifestation of him dodging the consequences of his policies.

@DefiantLs You're my favorite sister.

@DramaAlert I wonder if Zelensky will ask Lex why his shitty podcast always auto-plays after every YouTube video he watches.

@JewishWarrior13 Damn, haven't @Browns fans been through enough?

@Alistair_X @Sargon_of_Akkad It couldn't possibly be that you are parroting the propaganda that corporations create to suppress wages in America, right? It most certainly has to be real, actual, super serious, racism...

@aaronjmate I heard they were being stored in a secret bunker right next to the WMD's.

When you and your best friend have been non-stop gaming since the beginning of Christmas break and your mom asks if you're ready to get some fresh air and go play outiside. @secretlabchairs

@chief420247 That guy was the real life incarnation of Buddy the Elf.

@Rothmus A clear conscience is the softest pillow.

@CLEsportsTalk I don't think "rat-faced and boney" is really his type.

@DefiantLs I like to read the comments on posts like these and play a little game I call, "Bot or Boomer..."

@Scott_Wiener Quit being such a wiener...

@Nina7Infinity @disparutoo You aren't alone. The Vision Pro was an objective failure by virtually every metric.

@Barbrabee9 @RepEricBurlison @occhuckaranch Boomers aren't qualified to use X. You belong on Facebook.

@KEEMSTAR We're back baby!

@EndWokeness These people think the Capitol in Hunger Games were the good guys.