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Husband and father of 3. Ducks fanatic. HR Nerd. Professional sarcasm dispenser.
Oregon, USA
Joined November 2016
Don’t cry because it over. Smile because Washington will be the only program to ever go 0-12 in the Pac12.
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They warned you not to feed him after midnight.
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL WR Kadarius Toney was arrested after cops say he strangled a woman. Toney was accused of putting his hand around a woman's throat during a dispute at a Georgia residence on Jan. 14 ... and squeezing "with enough force to cause her to be unable to breathe." (via @TMZ)
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🚨🚨🚨Breaking News I have officially put 100$ on Demond Williams winning the Heisman next season. Odds were too good to pass up. LFG Husky Nation☔️☔️☔️
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@skywaker9 Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. Tonight it was a blind Nick Sirianni.
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Eagles getting the bailout calls was not in my bingo card.
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Sneaky athletic
THE ROOKIE COOPER DEJEAN WITH THE PICK-SIX OFF MAHOMES 😱 ON HIS BIRTHDAY 🤯 (📺 FOX)
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There it is. Chiefs by 13.
Mahomes’ toxic trait is spotting his opponent 10 points in the Super Bowl.
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That’s a wholelotta holding by the Eagles.
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The Tush Push is not a football play.
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Mahomes’ toxic trait is spotting his opponent 10 points in the Super Bowl.
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Here come the Chiefs haters with the ref comments 🙄🤣
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@shelki3 My oldest was born in Kansas, so we have 2 of 3 in Chiefs jerseys today. (Last I saw, kid 3 was dressed like Clifford the Big Red Dog, so take that for whatever it’s worth.)
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@shelki3 It was a good segment, but it felt like it was leading to a retirement announcement and then it just… didn’t. Nothing against Jimmy, but it was just kinda confusing.
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