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@_J0EL_

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Ex Financial markets adviser. Now a Horse Racing and Sports tragic, yet to graduate out of maiden grade

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Joel
4 years
If you haven’t seen this , take the 84 seconds and do !! One of the funniest things ever. #phil
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3 years
Old mate from Interviewing Mick Price: “What’s it like training a winner for Jobe Watson, Tom Bellchambers and the crew?” Mick Price: “The same as everyone else.” 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
Looks like the only people allowed to attend this years Melbourne Spring carnival will be the protestors.
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4 years
Unlike everyone on twitter who is either a “pro “ or a “constant winning punter “ - I would like to announce I have absolutely done my sphincter today. #Blurterdotcom
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1 year
Mathew Hill without doubt, the most underrated sports commentator in this country.
@AFLNation
AFL Nation
1 year
A draw to start to the season 🫡 Here’s how we called the finish on @AFLNation with @GerardWhateley and Matt Hill #AFLTigersBlues #AFL
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5 years
Just hand it to them now @WorldRugby #RWC2019
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3 years
Once again @Channel7 rolling out a convicted drug trafficker, Shapelle Corby in another one of their shows. This time after being on SAS, she is now on Dancing with the Stars, channel 7, she is no star, she’s a drug mule. What sort of example does this set for people? #Disgrace
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2 years
Hi @godolphin If you send William Buick home on the next flight back to the UK, I will personally pay for him to go 1st Class and throw in added baggage.
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6 years
Breaking - all Darren Weir’s horses to be transferred to Ben Currie’s stable as of immediately #justgoodblokes
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4 years
The bool = where horses with no form are 50s into 5s yet sit seven deep and win like Winx and trainers are praised for topping their horses up without being caught How good is #thebool #spell
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Joel
4 years
In good time looks a huge price here in Brisbane. Coming out of two pretty good races and gets dry. Amazed she is 60/70-1
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4 years
He’s a good boy. #sweetthomas
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4 years
Imagine having the same coloured medal hanging around you neck as Michael Phelps , Mark Spitz , Ian Thorpe or Usain Bolt for winning this. 🥇 #seriously
@Olympics
The Olympic Games
4 years
Breaking will make its Olympic Games debut, building on the success of the sport at the Youth Olympic Games Buenos Aires 2018.
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3 years
I see alot of comments re how good Mugatoo and Russian Camelot ran in the ASM, as well as The Harrovian - but in the fair dinkum department, Behemoths run was frightening. They went harder than Chinese arithmetic in front, Shout the Bar got beaten 13len and Behemoth ran 3rd!!
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Joel
2 years
To honour the great Robbie Coletrane, I will be rolling Let It Ride out tonight. For the younger audience on here who have never even heard of the movie, it’s an absolute racing tragic’s amusement park. #Enjoy
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Joel
4 years
How anyone on here can bag R u OK day , seriously needs help themselves. #narks
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4 years
@AnnastaciaMP One of the greatest contradictions in the history. Couldn’t have cared less about anything else other than winning an election and now asking for an extension of benefits. #hypocrite
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Joel
7 months
To all those who want to change the date of Australia Day, I hope you went to work today and refused to take the public holiday. Yep thought so. #Hypocrites
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Joel
5 years
Some people really going off about how good castelveccio is ? How about the bloke (Te Akau shark)who had to give the winner 2kg and come from near last to run third , rather than the horse who got 7.5kg in his favour ?? Different story when Castel he has to carry 59kg next year.
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4 years
I can’t believe the price Chapel city has gone up on Saturday In the RA Lee stakes. Been set for this all prep and was excellent first and second up this prep. Draws a good gate and while up In grade the 100-1 is madness ! Harbour views once again taking a huge % #morphettville
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4 years
Fair to say @JamesOConnor832 is now my favourite player of all time
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5 years
Absolute pure grubbery. Deserves to be belted himself. Gutless pig
@9NewsMelb
9News Melbourne
5 years
A drunken coward who king-hit a stranger has walked free on appeal, hours after he was sentenced to six-months jail. @msanto92 #9News
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Joel
6 years
Goodness me Alizee will have more trouble winning the Futurity this week worth $500k than winning a $5 million dollar race three weeks later. #fillyourboots
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Joel
5 years
A 14yo pacer was just backed from $8 into $3.50 at bankstown and literally never looked like losing. What a sport.
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Joel
10 months
Without a doubt the best talent on any racing coverage on TV is @emma_freedman has panels on all of them.
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Joel
2 years
For a bloke who no longer owns the horse, old mate Allan is up and about like he just won powerball. #Alligatorblood
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Joel
4 years
Once again , thank you for all the appreciative messages after today. Winning a total of 24 units including finding signore fox in the Ramornie. #feelingloved
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Joel
4 years
Keen to back guns ablazing in race one at Geelong today. Was given no hope last start the way it was ridden and still had the hide to keep coming on the line - whilst the fav looks hard to beat , the $7 about this bloke looks incredible value. #goodluck
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4 years
Well done all !! The lovely messages I have received , glad we can get a nice winner up
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Joel
4 years
I can’t believe the price Chapel city has gone up on Saturday In the RA Lee stakes. Been set for this all prep and was excellent first and second up this prep. Draws a good gate and while up In grade the 100-1 is madness ! Harbour views once again taking a huge % #morphettville
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Joel
2 years
Great to see @SkySportsRadio1 finally give @AnthonyManton a go for the metro meetings. He’s been grafting away for a long time in the bush and an excellent judge, who doesn’t profess to know everything. Let’s hope it may become a long term thing. 👍
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Joel
5 years
How on gods earth does Matt Stewart have a job reporting racing on @RSN927 . Never heard a bloke so clueless about an industry. Not only saying B Melham is the best jockey in the country and stopping nature strip - now says Kolding has yet to prove himself. $5 mil in the bank 🙄
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Joel
5 years
I know it’s becoming a thing of the past , but TAB have 22 horses under $15 in the futures Railway market , 32 horses under $26 in the winterbottom and 40 horses under $26 in the Kingston Town and they can’t understand why turnover is down. You honestly can’t make this stuff up.
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Joel
12 days
@RoadknightThe A man would have been annihilated compared to what this “athlete” has endured.
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Joel
2 years
Let’s all put this in perspective people. Amelia’s Jewel has gone past Ironclad, who was used as a punching bag in Adelaide last prep and he gave her 8kg. #CalmTheFarm
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Joel
3 years
I’m literally in awe of Bruce Mcavaney. His knowledge of general sport is frightening, but his knowledge of athletics is a whole next level. His piece just then about records and previous athletes was mind blowing. There’s none better. @7olympics
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1 year
Have to commend @AnthonyManton for the job he is doing while filling the chair on Sky Sports Radio. He’s doing an incredible job and knows all the form, from South to North. Amazed he doesn’t get more of an opportunity 👍👍 @SkyRacingAU
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Joel
4 years
Looking forward to joining @daveystan1 and @glennmunsieTAB tomorrow morning on the punters panel on sky sports radio. It’s been a while since discussing the great sport @TAB_Racing days with @ryanhowaya and @cooksonm7
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Joel
4 years
Don’t know the Melb form intimately but with the rain coming , race 3 no 9 at Caulfield leale looks well over the odds at $31 odd. Draws inside and last time saw a heavy track won by 13len. Certainly not the worst
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Joel
2 years
Labor off to a flyer just announcing no further help at the petrol bowsers for Australians as the price creeps to around $2.30 p/ltr next week. Just cop it sweet, as they don’t think it’s an issue 😳. #auspol
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Joel
5 years
How cast are some of these racing “gurus” on twitter. Seriously blowing there trumpet after tipping a $2.50 winner as if it’s paid $21. The joint is becoming a cess pit
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Joel
4 years
While we are at it @tabcomaumedia @tab - you say fixed odds went up at 4:53.29 - yet you have taken a deduction for a horse that was scratched 33 min prior to your market being published ? #longmayweplay
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Joel
2 years
I just heard the TAB took a bet of $600 at $3.50 on Alegron to win the SA derby (futures) on Saturday and they turned it into $3. I have never seen an industry so cast. Maybe they shouldn’t have sacked all there price makers that actually know how to trade the book. #Gonzo
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4 years
Good to hear TAB agencies will re open this coming Thursday.
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5 years
What sort of grubs would vandalise the PM’s house !! It’s the most unaustralian thing I have ever seen! We must come together as a country not divide. Whoever you are , help don’t hinder !! Scomo has been shithouse , but laying all the blame on one person is utterly ridiculous
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Joel
5 years
How sad that a race like the Villiers a win and your in for the Doncaster , has had to extend noms until tomorrow. But don’t worry make sure we keep putting on $1m races that no one will ever remember. Why not make a race like the Villiers $500k or similar ?? #ridiculous
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Joel
4 years
Wilde Gem goes to Sandown tomorrow after an unlucky 2nd at Mornington last start where you had to be near the fence as he rode for luck. He’s unbeaten on heavy and finds fairly common midweek race tomorrow as well as the stable flying - the $26 looks ridiculous overs. 🐎
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Joel
3 years
A mate of mine just tried to have $200 on a $51 shot in the Melbourne Cup which is three months away. TAB partial the bet for half the stake then wound it into $34. It’s not even bookmaking anymore. The industry is completely gone. #Punting
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Joel
28 days
Looking forward to the public holiday celebrations on the back of this 🙊
@dailytelegraph
The Daily Telegraph
28 days
A tough start for the Matildas at the Olympics, losing big to Germany. DETAILS:
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Joel
7 years
What a scary thought : over 300 people are on terror watch lists in Victoria alone that are NOT Australian citizens ! Deport them ! Simple
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Joel
4 years
Righto enough of this shit , Who’s got the sandpaper ?? #AUSvIND
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Joel
5 years
I haven’t seen a more under-utilised racing media personality than @GatorGately on @Racing Hes the only one that has any idea of horses form on the TV station and doesn’t giggle every 5 min like a a schoolgirl as the rest of them do. Gets very little airtime. Maybe he upset Shane
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1 year
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 years
I just heard some bloke from Sportsbet say “ Russian Camelot on a wet track , has stats to back up he would be competitive in a race like an Arc “. He won a BM 64 at Pakenham four starts ago and now he’s competitive in an Arc 😳 #calmyourfarm
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Joel
7 years
To everyone who has endured my jockeys sprays , taunting of the English cricket team and tipping the occasional winner - I would like to wish everyone a safe and merry Christmas , enjoy your family time and just remember after tomorrow there are 364 straight days of racing 👍
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Joel
2 years
Does anyone know how Shalatin went today?
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Joel
2 years
Emissary how did it win. Was on last start and showed absolutely zero. Hard stable to catch. #GeelongCup
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Joel
5 years
You would be hard pressed to find a better ambassador for just life in general than @JustinRose99 - he will donate this weeks cheque to the hurricane Dorian relief effort and that’s just the tip of the iceberg for he and his wife Kate. They do an incredible amount for others 👏🏻
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4 years
You know you have made it when they name a tomato after you ! 🍅 @TommyBerry21
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3 years
Tweet of the decade 🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻
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4 years
Hi @RVStewards will anything ever be said to Lee Horner the way he rides the majority of his horses ? That’s three starts in a row he’s literally given felix bay no hope. Punters deserve better than this shit. Not good enough.
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3 years
Amazing tweets about Gai and the training efforts from yesterday. I hope everyone realises she hasn’t been to the stables since Covid started, how about a rap for the bloke who does the bulk of the work and gets zero accolades? His name is Adrian Bott incase you didn’t know.
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2 years
@gasparlanca Why is Margaret Court accused of “inexcusable things” because someone disagrees with her? Some people might call what @laurarobson5 is inexcusable. There isn’t one rule for one group and another rule for the other group. It’s what Margaret believes in, just like what Laura does
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Joel
6 years
#Breaking Ben Currie stood down from training effective immediately to focus on his media career with racing .com. Will join an all star cast including ex MRC chairman and Aquanita director Mike Symonds and good blokes Peter Moody and soon to be award winning Weiry.
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5 years
How about these tracks they are serving up in both states during a carnival. Absolutely disgusting and to think there is a $5mil race at Caulfield next month. Wow
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2 years
Winning Partner is the first swooper to win at Moonee Valley since Super Impose won the 92’ Cox Plate.
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Joel
4 years
The 🦊 #Ramornie 💰 💰💰
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4 years
Tune into the punters panel tomorrow at 9:30am on @SkySportsRadio1 as I get another chance to dissect saturdays Rosehill program and try and find you a winner. 🐎
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Joel
7 years
What a great story today. A trainer from murwillumbah and Warwick Farm. Just goes to show all these big owners that the big trainers aren’t always the best. In fact if you have a nice horse , the small trainer will make sure it becomes the best it can without being a number.
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Joel
4 years
Is there a better placed horse in history than Miss Siska at Newcastle tomorrow ? She’s a 106 rater carrying 58kg on a 55kg limit. She is 11 pts clear of Asiago who only gets 0.5kg from her and 48 pts clear of la la loopsy who only gets 3kg from her. Looks incredibly well placed
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10 months
It’s fairly clear Soulcombe should have won the cup yesterday, but have a look at the run of True Marvel. Was 3-4 wide the whole race and had the audacity to run into 8th place. A huge performance from a horse who was given no hope.
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4 years
Nice to get a mention by @daveystan1 and @DufficyRon on punters post Mortem 👍
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4 years
Just saw the @CoxPlate promotional video put out by @TheValley and whoever is responible for collating all the footage and music should be congratulated !! An inspiring piece of work showcasing the great sport and in particular the cox plate.
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Joel
5 years
@OzraeliAvi Disgraceful - this young man a gay man himself , stood up for what he thought was right ! How sad.
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Joel
5 years
There are so many good young guys that I see whether on social media or at the track than have panels on this fool. The industry needs to move past these blokes and look the future.
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Joel
2 years
@braddavo The same old trolls on here, trying to drag someone down who has been giving FREE tips for years and now wants to cash in because they want to earn a proper living. Best of luck mate, hope you kill it!! 👍👍
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Joel
4 years
Best ever 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
Jonker ran 34.79 for his first 600m from a stand start and kept going like Black Caviar. It’s really is an amazing place QLD.
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Joel
4 years
Hi all , Due to my inbox blowing up and huge amounts of questions and requests being asked, I have decided that for the month of July ( if numbers warrant ) while tracks are still wet , I will be doing a paid service as requested by many. Inbox for details. First 30 people taken
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2 years
This is quite embarrassing #TheGong
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4 years
Great to hear @DufficyRon call out the farce on track ratings currently. Pro’s turnover decreases as the tracks get wetter and as they are the biggest turnover punters , clubs lie about track conditions due to turnover requirements from greater powers. Punters treated like mugs.
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Joel
2 years
How was the Spacewalk protest upheld and the Cox Plate protest wasn’t? @RVStewards I’m interested to know the logic
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Joel
4 years
The next time I hear the word Kensington , I hope it’s followed by Gardens or Palace. #blowitup
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Joel
4 years
Nothing better than having a 200% market on a Wednesday shoved in your face. Punters getting shafted on a daily basis , and they will take deductions like they have framed a 97% market to boot. They can’t understand why people want to bet on sport 😳
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4 years
Incase none of @ladbrokescomau @sportsbetcomau @BetEasy @tabcomau know. This is called bookmaking , not just being a bean counter and restricting winning punters. Well done Top sport.
@TopSport_com_au
TopSport
4 years
Dalasan been absolutely smashed in the last - if you fancy anything else you will get top odds for up to $100k @TheRacesSA
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2 years
You have no idea how good a ride that was from @nashhot on In Secret. Missed the start and never panicked, knew she was first up with a big prep ahead so didn’t chase after the leader and got the job done without knocking her around. #LightFingers
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Joel
2 years
How is Paulele double figures in the 10,000? He ran a similar price in the TJ when 3rd behind nature strip, forget the run on the back up when behind Mazu as he didn’t handle it. He goes like a 🚀 fresh and they move to EF 👍. Has to go close to winning this at the price.
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4 years
Keen on one in the first at Dubbo today. Princess factor comes out of a nice trial behind westlink , who in turn ran 4th behind metro winner burning crown at Scone on Friday. That form ties up with multiple city winner dirty work. None of these look world beaters , $9 looks good.
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Joel
4 years
Amazing how many international racing experts there are every time an international carnival comes around. #geniuses
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Joel
2 years
Watching the replays of Seymour today and Terry has gone to another level. Race 2 called the 18 a late scratching at the gate, one minute later he calls it finishing 5th in the race. Time to put @TravTurf in the chair @Racing
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Joel
5 years
After pulling up fine 200m past the post , Robbie Laing has decided to back up stars of carrum in the brierly on Tuesday , the galleywood on Wednesday and the grand annual on Thursday at #thebool
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Joel
7 years
Ex Perth 🐎 Boom time Vega Magic Black ❤️ Bart Cool Passion Sheidel Real love Star exhibit Miss rose de Lago Lite in my veins #PF
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Joel
2 years
This is outstanding. If you have the time, please have a listen. Not a truer word spoken
@TheChiefNerd
Chief Nerd
2 years
Konstantine Kisin Gives a Reality Check to Indoctrinated Woke Students at the Oxford Union “The only thing that wokeness has to offer is to brainwash bright young minds like you to believe you are victims” @KonstantinKisin
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6 years
Twitter is fast becoming a cesspit for Personal jibes/vendettas against people they don’t even know ! Dragging family members into them and playing off against eachother is just purely embarrassing. I’m not perfect but Fark me , move on and live your life ! #tiprats
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Joel
2 years
Very strange decision to move the Cox Plate. The past two Melbourne cup winners have come through the race. The big thing is, it gives very little time to get ready for Autumn and a $5mil pop up race they created. The Orr and Futurity will become benchmark Group Ones. #Madness
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Joel
8 months
Does Anyone know how Spywire went today? Literally can’t find any commentary about it all.
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Joel
3 years
That would scare a bulldog out of a butcher shop 👻
@a_palaszczuk
Annastacia Palaszczuk
3 years
Smiles are back from March 4 😄
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3 years
May I point out to all the trolls who have replied and DM me, I appreciate all the positive feedback from you 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was asked by quite a few people if I was going to do a service during this tough time, so I decided I would for anyone who wanted it and do it free. #Enough
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